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Chapter 26 Build a snowman out of dandruff

At the beginning, it didn't fall too much, so I didn't bother to turn on the wipers, and wanted to let the snow flakes melt away by myself.As a result, it builds up and doesn't melt at all because it's not snow—it's dandruff. The sky is white, snow-flying, dandruff. The tourists on the following tour buses probably encountered dandruff for the first time, and they all cheered and ran out of the car to pick up the white spots in the air with their hands.Some stood still, deliberately waiting for dandruff to cover their shoulders, then held their breath in excitement, and called their companions to come and take pictures for themselves.

I'm not a tourist, so I just turned off the engine and waited in the car, dumbfounded, like a seabird frozen in a transparent paperweight, the kind of seabird who doesn't know what to think. The problem is that dandruff is getting more and more on the windshield, which makes me itchy more and more, and I feel that my whole head is as sad as a snake about to shed its skin.I had to hold an umbrella and go outside the car to get some air. Can you make a snowman? I kicked the thin layer of dandruff accumulated on the road with my toes, and estimated that as long as I continued to fall for two hours, I could make a snowman.

"If...you want to make a snowman...can I ask you to make a snowman in the shape of a little girl?" Dandruff at my feet asked me in a very discussive tone. "It's fine, but what kind of little girl do you want to be?" I squatted down so that I could hear more clearly. "Uh...about ten years old, the hair just covers the neck so..." "What kind of clothes are you wearing?" I asked. "...Is it okay to let her wear...a ballet dress?" "Oh, a gauze skirt?!..." I looked around, but there seemed to be no suitable material. "Why are you wearing a gauze skirt?"

"Because, if she dies one day later, she will have the opportunity to perform on stage at the Grand Theater in the capital... He is our little sister." "You are……?" "It's her two older brothers. We have a total of three brothers and sisters." "What happened? Is the uranium pit exploding again?" "Huh? Uranium mine? No." The dandruff brother was a little confused: "We haven't heard of such a thing here." "Oh, because last winter was also the next big dandruff. It is said that a uranium mine exploded, killing more than 3,500 people... That dandruff was much bigger than today... ..." I remember that day, the traffic was stuck for seventeen hours....

"Ah... more than 3,000 people died?... We probably only had less than 1,000 people this time?... I don't know the number..." "What happened?" I asked again. "Oh, it's just a demonstration. I didn't expect to be killed at all... I thought I would be arrested and locked up for a few days at most." "Is my little sister also participating in the demonstration?" I asked. "Sister? My sister is here to ask us to go home for dinner." "Then, where did she go?" I looked at the sky, and the dandruff gradually became less and less.

"I don't know... just when I bumped into Zheng Ya, they scattered..." When I wanted to ask more questions, the cleaning truck had already driven over, spraying the shampoo labeled "anti-dandruff" vigorously. The dandruff on the road disappeared immediately with a lot of foam. The footprints I stepped on the dandruff, of course, disappeared one by one. After taking enough photos, the impatient tourists cheered and returned to the tour bus, and continued to the amusement area at the end.
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