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Chapter 19 Involuntary cheerleaders

Joan of Arc, teary-eyed, praying on the card— "God, is there a man who is not GAY in the world?" - There is such a line printed on the inside of the card. I grinned and bought three.No way, I know too many such unlucky girls. "Huh, is that so? Are there so many GAYs? Then why don't we meet them? Why do we always fish the same few?" If you are GAY, you will definitely ask this question. It's really embarrassing to say that.This is a world of scarcity. Every time a dish is served, those who eat meat feel that there is a lack of meat, and those who eat vegetables feel that there is a lack of vegetables.There's no way, it's like this.

Although the country where men like men and women like women is seriously lacking, there is no country where men and women love each other. How optimistic is the situation? The only thing that is not lacking is probably the topic. There are so many people, some are presidents, some are popes, some are teachers, some only have sex, everyone seems to have an appointment, and they like to talk about sex. Because sex has become a very easy thing to talk about, and you can make a very serious expression and talk about it in a very serious way. Everyone is very happy, and they keep talking about it and writing many books.

Among these people, the Pope may not like to talk about it, but there are many pastors and priests who love boys, which caused him to lose a lot of money. He can’t blame Jesus on the cross for being too poorly dressed, too melancholy, and too charming. , so he had no choice but to find something to talk about, although it was very nerve-wracking, there was no other way. As for the president, as soon as he achieves it, he quickly thinks: "What should I do to be different from the previous president?" The previous people have talked about abortion, rape, these boys and girls, so he will Let’s talk about boys in the army can like each other.

The happiest thing about being a teacher is that you can talk about sleep in class, but students can't fall asleep, and when it comes to students, they can't fall asleep and don't understand.Many teachers who are working hard to fight for women's rights also think very hard: "Among the boys, who can be brought over to join us?"——As long as they are bullied by stinky men, come and participate!Girls who like girls, boys who like boys, girls who like boys, are working hard together, hey, heh, hey, heh. So it became like this, these guys who have to be listened to when they talk, all proudly showing off this topic that was patented at the end of the 20th century.Even the god above and the devil below are forced by the disease they messed up to talk to each other loudly.

"If you don't talk about this, it will look very old-fashioned." God and the devil, who had made each other ashamed, felt very helpless. So I suggest that Jeanne— Joan of Arc, don't be corny anymore.If you must pray, pray to the old man above who doesn't know what he is thinking, to give you the strength to fall in love, instead of giving you eyes that can only recognize men. No matter how hard the cheerleaders try, they will never be able to take the place of the players.
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