Chapter 13 when tongue meets tongue

Because I found that Chibi Maruko can eat fried noodles with bread, I was so looking forward to it, and finally made a shameful request to eat fried noodles with bread. Even though he was the chef on a single day, he despised such a childish request and severely reprimanded me, but after all, he tried his best to suppress the disappointment in his heart, and started to cook the chow mein with bread . Ah, shameful and boring, fried noodles with bread. The so-called fried noodles with bread is nothing more than the kind of bread that is usually used to sandwich hot dogs, and it is used to sandwich Chinese-style fried noodles. A dull situation together.

Situations like this happen everywhere in life. It's like stuffing chicken inside the stomach of a Christmas turkey. But there's no way— Things that are boring to analyze are often an important reason why people live in this world. Combining fried noodles and bread is really boring. Chicken and turkey are mixed together, and they still get a "boring" evaluation. So, tongue and tongue together, isn't it boring? In theory, it is a more boring invention than fried noodles sandwiched with bread - fried noodles and bread, at least in shape, are very different; chicken and turkey taste even more different.What about the tongue?Everyone looks the same, and the structure is the same, to put it bluntly, it is not unusual at all.

French kisses, fried noodles with bread, these two things are not unusual. How about a rhino meat sandwich? Speaking of human desires... strange or not, not too seriously considered. Only people like tourists care more about whether it is rare or not—— "What's so strange about this?!"——this sentence is sure to be used by tourists every time they are taken to see the old church. As for appetite, libido, and desire to be praised, "rare" is not an important criterion.Rare projects and the happiness they can contribute are actually very limited. People who love to eat, of course, also like truffles and sturgeon fish, these strange things that don’t know what to do in the world.But that's because these things taste good, not because they're rare.

Rhinos are also very rare, and no one likes to eat rhinos. Dumplings are not unusual at all, everyone loves to eat dumplings. People who like to have sex, of course, will not object to meeting people on the golden record, but those who have tried it will know that those 72 inches, 25 centimeters, can bring you happiness, very limited. The same is true for people who like to be praised. Use the most boring words to praise and say: "You are so smart", "You are so beautiful", and the other party will be very happy. You must find very strange words to compliment, saying: "Your hair is really short", "Your teeth are really messy", although it is not impossible, but the other party usually does not feel any happiness.

The above is, in support of Chibi Maruko, my defense against foods of dubious value such as fried noodles sandwiched with bread.As for kissing, eating rhinos, and praising others for having so little hair, I said these things, and Xiaowanzi didn't entrust me to say these things. She's probably far more expert than I am about the boring nature of life.