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Chapter 25 Send Water Margin to fight the Three Kingdoms

happy diary 蔡康永 1215Words 2018-03-18
Is there anyone who "compares" with you? If you have had a thousand dollars stolen and you complain to a friend, they will often comfort you: "Hey, what's a thousand dollars, I got 20,000 dollars stolen last time!" When you say this, it sounds like a "competition".However, if it wasn't for comforting people, there shouldn't be too many people willing to sign up for the "Competition" project to win the Champions Cup, right? There are still such people. When I watched it, I felt that these guys were really competing for who was worse. In it, Song Jiang's girlfriend Yan Xijiao is not very dedicated in love. Song Jiang is so angry that he kills his girlfriend with his own hands, becomes a wanted criminal, and is forced to flee to the end of the world.

"Is your girlfriend unfaithful? It's nothing special, my wife was taken away!" Lin Chong immediately compared Song Jiang. "Did you kill your girlfriend? It's nothing special, I killed my sister-in-law!" Wu Song also immediately compared Song Jiang. This is the tune-- "Are you miserable?—It doesn't matter, I promise it's worse than you!" In fact, the "Bible" is also in this tone, and the Buddhist scriptures are also in this tone.Because the message to be conveyed is the same—— Are you happy?Don't be too happy. These happiness are all rewarded to you by others. When others are unhappy and turn their faces, your happiness will be ruined.

Only then will you know what "miserable" is! Like Job in the Bible is probably the most classic example.Do you have money?Money lost.do you have sheepThe sheep ran away.Do you have children?The child died. Job was so unlucky only because Jehovah wanted to “test” his faith. The heroes here are actually the ones being "tested" to see where the limit of their tolerance for the "rotten government" lies. The biggest names in the Liangshanbo headquarters are almost all middle-level executives who used to eat public meals. Song Jiang's official title was "Ya Nei", and it sounds like a position that is tasteless and a pity to abandon. (However, he is rich enough to build a two-story "Oolong Courtyard" for his girlfriend, and his career as a civil servant is obviously a bit of a mess.

As for Lin Chong's official title?It's really scary to say it, it's the "800,000 Forbidden Army Coach"! (Fortunately, he is only a "coach". If he is a "group leader", the "800,000 imperial army group leader" can already open a bank by himself.) In comparison, Wu Song's job was the hardest, being the "leader of the arresting team", which was not a pleasant job, but it was obviously to Wu Song's liking, and he worked very hard. Among them, Song Jiang is a "victim of sexual relations" and Lin Chong is a "persecuted person", so they are not regarded as heroes, but as unlucky ghosts.

But Wu Song was regarded as a hero. The first is because he has loyalty, and the second is because he has strength. In order to repay his brother Wu Dalang who brought him up, Wu Song killed his sister-in-law who had an affair, then his godmother, and then his lover.This is his loyalty. It's a girl's nightmare.In the whole novel, except for the female bandits like "Yizhangqing", female civilians are really precious, but in the end, one of them dies, and two of them die. Wu Song specializes in killing "rare animals". In addition to killing two women, he also killed a tiger.This is his strength.

When I was a child, I was very indifferent to Wu Song and didn't have much adoration. Why not worship Wu Song? Because, to put it bluntly, Wu Song made a fuss for a long time and killed several people, all of which were his "own family affairs". The things he did and the crimes he committed could only make it to the "society edition". Although Song Jiang was boring, at least when he was working in the Yamen, he had a relationship with Chao Gai, the king of Tota, and he was a bit enlightened. What about Wu Song?He didn't show any reaction to "injustice", and he didn't feel uncomfortable at all in the position of "headhunter".It wasn't until his dear brother was murdered that he lost his temper, and then he surrendered himself!He has no problem with the entire state apparatus.

With Wu Song's strength, if he is transplanted inside, he can only be the bodyguard of Cao Cao or Sun Quan, and he will not be able to do great things.
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