Chapter 23 Electronic Zhang Fei to guard the goal

Every country has people with high IQs.These high-IQ people form a club and do things that only smart people do. I also formed a club like this, but all members are forced to join. Because all the members are from "Three Kingdoms". The "Three Kingdoms Characters High IQ Club" that I formed, of course, did not accept me as a member. First, I am not high enough IQ, and second, I am not from the Three Kingdoms—— Kong Ming didn't recognize me, and Guan Gong didn't even glance at me when he saw me. I'm just an "upstart" who has the opportunity to dispose of all the characters of the Three Kingdoms at will by playing the "Three Kingdoms to Unify the World" video game.

In video games, personality and ability are displayed with scores, so that the computer can judge whether Dian Wei's martial arts can defeat Wen Chou?Can Jiang Gan's intelligence fool Lu Xun?How long can Luoyang's grain be kept?To what extent has Jingzhou's people's hearts been slackened? I checked the background data of each character in the Three Kingdoms, and as I flipped through, I lamented "the unfairness of the starting point": Kong Ming's IQ is close to a perfect score of 100, which is five points higher than Zhou Yu's.Liu Bei's leadership charisma surpasses that of Yuan Shao.Lu Bu's loyalty is born to be the bottom one among all the characters of the Three Kingdoms.

This is fate! The hero of Greek tragedy, the favorite excuse. People who play games like "Three Kingdoms Unify the World" can choose any monarch at will to play the role, and start the great cause of unification by conquering east and west. Junior players must choose a monarch like Cao Cao who has many soldiers and a large number of soldiers, so as to save the hard work of fighting the world. With the accumulation of experience, of course, the skills are getting higher and higher, and I no longer bother to play Cao Cao, Sun Quan, these naturally dominant monarchs, and instead specially choose Ma Teng in the northwest and Meng Huo in the southwest, who are neither charming nor geographically favorable. The unknown little monarch came to try his skills, and within two weeks, he slaughtered Cao Cao, captured Liu Bei, and hung his national flag on the whole world.

Every skilled player devotes himself to this kind of game with complex feelings of right. On the one hand, we are eager to rewrite the key plot of "Three Kingdoms", to stretch the ambitions and realize the dreams of our favorite characters. On the other hand, we are nostalgic for every conspiracy, every personality, and every battle designed by the original author Luo Guanzhong. Those of us who are conflicted in our hearts want to set up a time in Kongming's empty city, so we dispatched a ten-man special attack team to arrest Kongming, who pretends to be a ghost, on the spot.But he was so reluctant to destroy the legendary picture of Kong Ming playing the piano alone and defeating the enemy.

When we captured Guan Yu with an unknown monarch, relying on an energetic army, you examine Guan Yu's psychological data at the moment, and find that Guan Yu doesn't look down on you, a monarch who is completely useless, and his loyalty is close to zero! Feeling deeply humiliated, you now face a choice: You can launch a "brainwashing project" on Guan Yu, a prisoner of war. Don't you know how many courses it will take?How much "education money" is spent?Guan Yu's loyalty to you can only be raised from zero to more than 95 points, and then he can be trusted and lead an army to fight for you.

Before the loyalty reaches 95 points, Guan Yu is not only useless, but also easily poached and quit by the enemy in the next city at any time, wasting all your investment in him, taking away your soldiers, horses and rations, and fleeing to your Adversarial neighboring countries will become powerful enemies that give you headaches. In order to prevent such a tragic end, you may also deal with the captive Guan Yu "once and for all": As soon as Guan Yu was caught, he "pushed out the Meridian Gate and cut it!" In this way, of course, a lot of anxiety is saved, and future troubles are eliminated forever, but...

It's just... As one of the book fans, can you do this? Do you have the kind to create a "non-public state" Three Kingdoms with your own hands? After the "non-public status" is caused, do you still have the face to call yourself a "Three Kingdoms enthusiast"?Why don't you hurry up and cover your head with your coat in shame and run away? "It's him! This guy killed Guan Gong!" This super crime of murder will be branded on your forehead forever. Horror! As one of the monarchs in the Three Kingdoms game, if you don't get Guan Gong, it will be an eternal pain; if you get Guan Gong, it will be even more headache!

Love the Three Kingdoms, but also want to play the Three Kingdoms, you have to pay such a price, and you have to be caught in a similar dilemma from time to time, riding a tiger... This kind of dilemma, in fact, is the greatest pleasure of a "sentimental" player like me. In order to overcome these dilemmas, each player develops a different style and uses different tricks to fight against the game software designer. The two "captive concentration camps" I created are one of the despicable methods against game designers. First of all, all the captured generals will be relieved of their military authority, and the troops under their command will be handed over to other reliable generals immediately.

The military generals who lost the army were screened according to their personal martial arts.A general with high martial arts but not enough loyalty, whether it is Lu Bu or Zhao Yun, is given him a whole year of food, and then drives him outside the city gate, alone to block the gate of the city, as a "keeper" . There are two advantages to using these first-class generals who refuse to pledge allegiance as the goalkeepers of every city under my command: First, when the monarchs of other enemy countries played by computers want to poach these famous generals with affection and profit, they can’t find out which city these generals are in—the computer dispatched them to lurk in the The intelligence personnel in each city, no matter how they check the household registers, can't find the information of these generals, and they can't report to the superiors, so the superiors naturally have no way to poach them.

The computer didn't expect that there would indeed be a perverted monarch like me, who would abuse all the first-level famous generals in such a way, forcing them to carry a small burden, bring a year's lunch box, and live outside the moat to "stand guard"! Furthermore, it is because during the game, the enemy often sends an army to attack the city unexpectedly, neither knowing which city will be attacked, nor the size of the attacking army?Who is the commander in chief?It is impossible to guard against. In this case, although there is only one general standing guard outside the city gate, the computer still regards it as a "complete enemy army", so when the "two armies" meet, the computer naturally forms a formation, Not only did the coach show up, but all the internal information of the attackers was also automatically exposed.

Although it is clearly the mantis arm blocking the wheel, often a person "on guard" of our army is facing 30,000 enemy troops, and he is confessed before he lasts for less than two seconds.But it always delayed the enemy's offensive, giving the defenders in the city a chance to prepare for battle. What's more, occasionally there will be miracles!For example, you sent General Zhang Fei to stand guard outside the gate. Whenever he encounters an enemy army, Zhang Fei will ask for a "one-on-one challenge with the enemy's commander".If the coach is cautious, like Zhang Liao, of course it is impossible for him to agree to a one-on-one match. However, sometimes the commanders of the attacking army are madmen like Yan Liang and Xu Chu, who are extremely fiery. Once they are provoked, they immediately slap their horses and kill them in front of the battle. Zhang Fei, who is standing guard until he is about to go crazy, cuts him into two pieces. , That is to say, I courted death. Once the enemy's commander-in-chief dies, all the troops, horses, food and grass will belong to our army.One of our generals captured the enemy's 30,000 troops who came to attack!Such a miracle depends on these goalkeepers who refuse to be loyal and have superb martial arts.What is the price?It's just a bento for one person for a whole year. I sometimes even use the same method to treat generals who are getting older and dying of old age.As long as they are allowed to live in the three-way zone outside the city and act as gatekeepers, not only the enemy spies will not be found, but even the god of death sent by the computer to patrol regularly will also be unable to find them. If the god of death cannot be found, of course he cannot die.So in my territory, there are often Guan Yu and Zhang Fei who are more than two hundred years old, and they are still selling their lives to "stand guard"! As for another "prisoner concentration camp" that I designed to deal with computers, it is exactly the "Three Kingdoms Characters High IQ Club". Like Zhuge Liang, Jia Xu, and Yang Xiu, these brilliant and famous military advisers all have terribly low military scores, so they will definitely die if they are sent to be goalkeepers. I will specially find a remote town in the farthest corner for their geniuses, surrounded by our army's city, to completely prevent the possibility of being poached. Of course, these geniuses were not locked up by me to make nuclear bombs, but to set up a "psychological warfare command center" and constantly assign them to design various rumors, sow emotions among the enemy's allies, reduce the loyalty of the enemy's important generals, and instigate Set fire, repeatedly borrowed money to borrow Youbang until you took off your pants, and then annexed Youbang... In short, regardless of the damage to their moral scores caused by treachery, use them as a group of cultural hooligans! When I read, I am often puzzled by the haphazard decisions of some of these monarchs.It wasn't until I played the Three Kingdoms video game that I realized that once I was in it, the throne was waiting for me to occupy, and the neighboring countries were waiting for me to annex, so it was too difficult not to lose my nerve. "Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely." This is Sir Acton's infallible dictum on politics. Even if you play video games or play games, you still have to learn some truths!