Chapter 10 Little devil makes old man cry

Now I look back at the photos of Ma Chao, Shi Xiu, and Huang Tianba in Ping opera when I was seven years old, and I suddenly realized: In my singing career that barely lasted until I was fifteen years old, I would never have another chance Playing the role of such a hero! Obviously, there is a limit to the number of heroes a person can play in a lifetime. I used up my quota of acting as a hero when I was seven years old, and when I really went on stage to sing at the age of nine, I had to play the role of a bear. Which bear? Yang Silang, who is very well-known and has a very low sense of accomplishment.

Yang Silang, as the name suggests, is the fourth eldest of the Yang family. Which Yang family? Assuming you have never heard of "Shiro visits his mother" at all, let me give you a background briefing here—— The Yang family is the family of Mr. Yang, the "Golden Sword Commander" of the Song Dynasty. Although there are many men in their family, it is ironic. The spokesperson who everyone is most impressed with "Yang Jiajiang" is usually a person with white hair, a stinky face, a cane in his hand, a command flag in his arm, and an old woman in the lower body. Skirt, upper body wearing chain armor, if you say she is old, she is really old, if you say she is fierce, she is really fierce, half literary and half martial, half woman and half master:

It is also known as the head of the widow of the female general of the Yang family, "Old Madam Yu of the Tianbo Mansion"! Strange.Why is the spokesperson of the dignified general of the Yang family actually Mrs. Yang? the reason is simple. The men of the Yang family are like apples on a tree. As long as they are ripe, they will fall from the branches of life one after another. Those who are eaten are eaten, and those who are trampled are trampled. It is said that during the war between the Song Dynasty and the Liao Dynasty, there was a famous "Golden Beach" battle. Under the Battle of Golden Beach, a total of seven tiger generals of Mr. Yang Laoling "killed" four of them, and none of them died. They are Yang Wulang who immediately cut his fortune "due to unknown motives", Yang Liulang who survived and supported his facade alone, and...

And Yang Silang, who was so dizzy that he fled to the enemy camp by himself like an own goal player who shot the wrong goal. This incident has fully demonstrated Yang Silang's "bear" potential.The brothers in his family, although their skills are not as good as others, they died and lost, after all, it is common for military strategists. Even Yang Wulang, who became a monk for no reason, whether he became a monk because he was on the verge of collapse, or because he was inspired, it is within logic to set up a "Chinese Crusade" for the Song Emperor. Only Yang Silang disappeared during the war.

It's normal to go missing, but it's a bit weird to go missing to marry a woman from an enemy country. Marrying a woman from the enemy country is only "a bit" weird, and it is "too" weird and "wife" to marry the "first family female surname" of the enemy country-the dignified princess of the Liao country. But life is ridiculous. In order to present the absurd nature of life, Yang Silang, who behaved absurdly, had to make another absurd decision - when the two armies were at war, he was caught in the middle of a "family visit trip"!

That's why Yilang can't visit his mother, Erlang can't visit his mother, and seventy-eight or ninety-one men can't visit his mother. Only Yang Silang, who is acting strangely, can visit his mother. Yang Silang, a "Hefan" man. (Why has no one ever compared him to Wang Zhaojun?) Yang Silang, an evil son who betrayed his honorable surname and pretended to be a Liao people. Yang Silang, a prodigal son of unknown origin, was able to fall in love with the princess of the dynasty. Such a Yang Silang turned out to be the first role in my acting career. From the "I'm like a bird in a cage..." in the "Basic Sentence Patterns for Beginners in Ping Opera", I have been wrestling with the role of Yang Silang for several years.

A ten-year-old child really can't understand—— There was no heroism in "Shiro's visit to his mother", and the middle-aged and elderly gentlemen who moved from mainland China and stayed in Taiwan, re-established a family and a career from scratch, burst into tears. A few little ghosts who add up to less than forty years old make a bunch of seventy old men cry. In order to show my courage and realize my dream of "fighting", I, who only came on stage to sing, somehow skipped the level of "fighting", and was forced to see all kinds of grievances, all kinds of entangled absurdities and bitterness in life. .