Chapter 40 It's just a lady made into a villain

When my friend San'er was in New York, he fell in love with the youngest daughter of a Sicilian family at first sight, and marriage was soon discussed.Suddenly one day, the future sister-in-law and a stunner who likes to wear tight low-cut dresses and mini skirts called and asked Saner to see the wedding invitation that was being prepared.San'er came in and found that his aunt was alone at home, and he was greeted by endless resentful eyes: "The person I love is getting married, and the bride is not me. The only thing I want to do now is to give you my aunt before you get married." I dedicate it to you." When she walked up the stairs alone, she added: "I'll wait for you in the bedroom, if you decide, come upstairs and find me." After standing there for a minute, San'er was the only one he had at that time. What can be done: open the door, walk to his car... outside the door, the future father-in-law

With tears in his eyes, he gave San'er a vicious hug: "Good boy, you have passed the family loyalty test, and you are welcome to join the big family of the Guliani family!" Many years later, after drinking, Saner announced to me again: "I was so emotional at the time, I couldn't say anything - buddy, how important it is to keep a condom in your car!" Of course it's a paragraph.Some people just take jokes as jokes and insist on living their lives as jokes, that is, out of uncontrollable doubts about human nature, they buy murder to murder their own marriages: According to reports, at the end of last year, Yunyun, a young woman from Chengdu, was killed by her fiancé Song Ning. She declined a call from her on the grounds that "I don't have time for overtime work", and in the midst of "a little depression", I suddenly thought "It would be great if I could find out how much he loves me".Immediately, he placed an order with a "love detective agency", signed a commission agreement, provided his fiance's boyfriend's photo, phone number, address and other information, and paid 1,000 yuan for commissioned investigation.The love detective Xiaoqing then started her seductive action according to the soap opera plot: "Follow him, and when I saw him press the elevator, I ran over. There were not many people in the elevator, so I deliberately stood beside him. A book. When I went in, I glanced at him and smiled, then I turned around and fiddled with my long hair on purpose, the book fell dramatically on the floor, he picked it up for me, and put When the book was handed to me, I gave him a hard smile, and then said thank you. He also smiled and said in a low voice that you are welcome."

Sure enough, the two went to the hotel to get a room later. After entering the room and before entering Hong Kong, Song Ning, who came out of the bathroom, found that Xiaoqing was gone, together with Xiaoqing, and his underwear, leaving only a letter... … Zhuangzi said: "Chinese gentlemen are more aware of propriety and righteousness than understanding people's hearts." The function of "Love Detective Agency" seems to be able to make up for the lack of "Chinese gentlemen" for more than 2,500 years. "Knowing people's hearts" is difficult in theory, but not difficult in technology.Rather than knowing things for a long time, it is better to try them out immediately, and it is very difficult to kill a good person by mistake.As far as the relationship between men and women is concerned, similar "love detective" activities are actually ubiquitous. The most common one with the lowest cost is: "If your mother and your wife and I fell into the river together, and you can only save one, you have to save one." Which one comes first?" Fortunately, this kind of moral oral examination is usually only used for flirting, and once flirting happens between people and their fate, the result will definitely be to create more unsmoky past events.That is to say, hypothetical moral problems trap him in hypocrisy and hypocrisy, but real moral tests trap us in inhumanity and injustice.After Zhuangzi, the situation of "knowing about etiquette and righteousness but not knowing people's heart" has actually evolved into "knowing about etiquette and righteousness, but also knowing about the ugliness of people's heart". The shame of the heart, so knowing the shame is close to being brave. Chinese gentlemen are not only keen to serve as judges of moral examinations, but also serve as testers and invigilators.Regardless of whether it is considered "official behavior", the enthusiasm is reminiscent of the crowd watching the execution described by Lu Xun.

The result of "knowing people's hearts" is that, on the one hand, they are established as moral standards or judged as moral scum; on the other hand, the rules of the game are formulated based on the cognition of "people's hearts".In fact, the so-called system, the so-called civilization, is nothing more than doing the best of human affairs to reduce the chance of accepting moral examinations.Times create heroes, and times create villains.In terms of output, it is clearly always the latter that dominates.The greatest good thing I can think of is to do everything possible to avoid the appearance of this "time".If it cannot be regarded as the greatest good in the world, at least it is not artificially creating more tests and more "times".Instead of putting the condom on the car, it is better to say the ugly words first; instead of being crazy about "who to save first", it is better to seriously study the technical problem of how to minimize the risk of mother and wife falling into the water at the same time.If it is unavoidable to suffer mentally and physically, it can only be the will of heaven, and the boundaries of human affairs and human hearts may be equally limited.The most sincere and responsible thing that a person can do is not to guarantee that everyone is a beautiful woman, but at the very least, we must not all be thieves.

At the end of the aforementioned "love detective" story, after completing the task, Xiaoqing left a letter to the sufferer. To be precise, it was an official document: "Please forgive me for deceiving you by my professional behavior. I am a love detective... ...Go back to your lover! You have been in love for 3 years, and you will get married on New Year's Day." The last sentence reminds me of another dialogue in an ancient soap opera, when "Ximenqing... then went to the woman The woman pinched the embroidered shoes. The woman laughed and said, "Officer, stop talking! Are you really going to hook me up?" Ximen Qing knelt down and said, "It's just a lady who made a villain!" Although what Ximen did was not entirely a professional act, but the (ancient) people were prostitutes, and their words were good. That is to say, what Simon said is very clear: if "being a villain" is imperative, a polite moral apology should also be expressed to the person concerned beforehand, and after the greeting, "undress and undress, and do everything" not too late.