Chapter 9 Show the giant panda a short movie

The first time I heard that giant pandas watch small movies (also known as pornographic videos, crooked videos or A movies, hereinafter referred to as "A movies"), the first reaction was not to believe it, even if I was asked to act in A movies, I would not believe it; the second reaction was I'm just curious, if it's true, is it a human porn movie or a panda porn movie? Since the purpose of watching porn for giant pandas is to catch mating and promote production, what makes me anxious is: if such porn is performed by humans, don't watch European ones.Experts pointed out that because European A films are mostly dominated by nobles, declining nobles and small urban bourgeois intellectuals

Therefore, it generally exudes a strong literary style, with a slightly melancholy, indulging, lazy and decadent temperament, and the culture is hypocritical.The male and female protagonists are both in love with each other.After the passion, there is often a lingering sense of desolation and emptiness.Showing such porn to giant pandas will not arouse their love, but hasten their demise.If you want to watch, just look at the American ones, silly girls, muscular men, enthusiastic and straightforward, practice as soon as they meet, no nonsense-of course, even if it is an American porn movie, it is not easy to find a black and white version that suits the aesthetic characteristics of pandas .

Just when I was eager to report the above information to the relevant units but had no way to contact them, I suddenly felt a little stupid, because it is really impossible for those pornographic movies to be performed by humans, otherwise, in the eyes of the pandas, they would be really goblins Fight, full twist.Even if it is, at most two living people wrapped in panda skin will play in friendship.I recently read a newspaper and learned that not only is it true that giant pandas watch pornographic movies, but also that the actors in those pornographic movies are all pandas.The newspaper said that in order to breed pandas and arouse their sexual desire, giant panda breeding research bases in Sichuan, Shaanxi and other places will organize all male and female pandas who have entered puberty to watch such "scientific and educational short movies" of "panda sex".June 25 last year was the 6th birthday of the giant panda Didi. The Xinhua News Agency sent a telegram from Chengdu on the same day: "The researchers of the Wolong China Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center did not hold a birthday party for it, but invited it to watch it. A video of a giant panda 'couple' mating naturally. Didi, who has just entered sexual maturity, looks quite intently through the railing, and makes 'ooohoo' calls from time to time.The six-and-a-half-year-old male panda Ding Ding and the 15-year-old female panda Xuexue successfully mated at the Shaanxi Rare Wildlife Rescue and Breeding Research Center earlier this year. "Hua"'s recent successful pregnancy is said to be inseparable from the role of A tablets.

Giant pandas (mainly males) are sexually frigid, which is as "well known" as "bamboo blossoms".However, some people believe that the frigid giant pandas are mainly those raised in captivity.Experts believe that pandas are very different from humans, and their vision is not enough to arouse sexual impulses.Except for animals with higher IQs such as monkeys who can learn to make love through vision, most animals still stay in the sense of smell.When many animals are in heat, they emit a specific body odor to attract the opposite sex. Just watching porn will not make the pandas vigorous.Regarding the food and sex life of giant pandas, I also read such a statement: they can eat bamboo for 14 hours continuously, and they will not stop until they have eaten 12 to 14 kilograms.24 hours a day, 14 hours of gnawing on bamboo alone, plus 8 hours of sleep, and 2 hours of playing, dazed, and finger-sucking, how can there be any spare time to engage in relationships between men and women?Swisgood, a biologist who studies animal behavior in Wolong, found that the giant panda's "light diet is not male or female" is likely to be a manifestation of obsessive-compulsive disorder.He tried putting some indestructible toys in the enclosure every few days for the pandas to play with, which not only stopped their obsessive-compulsive repetitive behavior, but also stimulated their sexual performance.The British "New Scientist" reported that the results of a one-year experiment showed that the number of repetitions of "typical behaviors" by pandas was reduced by one-third compared with before the experiment; 4 of the 6 male pandas mated, and 9 of the male pandas mated. 8 of the female pandas also had their "first experience", and even a rare "baby boom" appeared within a week. A total of 6 pandas were born, setting a new record in the history of artificial breeding of giant pandas.

Is it more "hard truth" to use human "hardness" to stimulate giant pandas to be tougher, or to protect the ecological environment so that it is natural for giant pandas to roam freely in that environment?I can't say that well. The above reports are all from second-hand sources. My knowledge of pandas and their sex life will definitely not exceed my level of knowledge of pornography.Even so, I am more inclined to agree with the term "obsessive-compulsive disorder", which refers to human beings' "obsessive-compulsive disorder" in dealing with giant pandas, especially their sexual life.Giant pandas, even "wild giant pandas" in the wild, mate two or three times a year during the estrus period, and the time for female pandas to conceive is only a few days.Diogenes said that the difference between humans and animals is drinking without thirst and having sex in all seasons.Therefore, the so-called "sexual frigidity" of giant pandas is just a judgment made by human beings based on self-knowledge.Similar "obsessive-compulsive thinking" also includes: the panda's low fertility is because the male panda's thumb is too short to be as long as a human's thumb-if there is no definite evidence that the male panda's thumb is shorter than 10,000 years ago. If it is much longer now, the only effect of this statement is to prove once again that it is obviously a human (male) who can draw such a conclusion from this perception, and it is unlikely to be a female panda.Showing porn to giant pandas, seducing giant pandas to do things they don’t like, no matter whether it is effective or not, the way of thinking is completely based on human’s own sexual experience, although organizing giant pandas to watch pornographic videos collectively and breaking into houses to arrest The couple watching porn are not the same group.

"Please let me help you, just like helping ourselves"——15 years ago, there was a time when I often ate, drank and had fun with Cheng Lin who sang this song, reminiscing about the past. Back to the opportunity of "Yizi Teacher": "It's like helping ourselves" should actually be changed to "It's just helping ourselves".