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Chapter 60 Above or below?

Happy Fish Cheeks 张小娴 410Words 2018-03-18
Mr. A is afraid of his wife, but he is romantic by nature, so he often goes out to find women.The wife had no choice but to have no evidence, so every time he came home at night, stayed out all night, or smelled like other women, she beat him in anger. Before making a move, she will let him choose whether to hit the top or the bottom. If it was hit on the top, his face would be beaten blue and red, and others would know that he was beaten by his wife at a glance. What face would he have to go out to meet people?When picking up girls, those women saw his appearance and knew he had such a fierce wife, so they didn't dare to touch him.

After thinking hard and weighing the pros and cons, he asked his wife to beat him down.If he hits the following words, no one will know that he was beaten by his wife, and he can still save a little face.Moreover, if he is injured below, he cannot fulfill his husband's responsibilities.His wife will also lose some joy, so he believes that if his wife hits him below, she must not be willing to hit him too hard, but it is hard to say if she hits him above.So he puffed out his chest tragically, closed his eyes and said: "Please hit me!" The so-called painful choice is probably that a man has to decide in an instant to give up the top and save the bottom, or to give up the bottom and save the top, just like a bald man has to decide whether to take a hair growth medicine that is said to be very effective but may cause impotence Same, top or bottom?A man's choice is always tragic.

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