Chapter 31 "husband" animal

"Husband" is an animal that yells, "Phone!" when the home phone rings, but never picks up the receiver himself.A husband ran from the living room to the bathroom and told his wife, "Call!" His wife asked, "Who is calling?" The husband lazily said, "How do I know, I haven't picked up the phone yet! " When someone rings the doorbell, the husband will yell, "Someone is ringing the doorbell." Then he waits for his wife to open the door. The three questions husbands often ask their wives are: "Are you going shopping again?"

"Where did your money go?" "Where do I keep my panties?" One of the things my husband often says is: "Honey, I'm not coming back for dinner tonight." The two couples drove to a certain place together, and if they accidentally got lost, the husband would definitely be the kind of person who denied that he was lost.He will insist: "I'm not lost, it's just that the road signs here are not clear." At this time, if the wife says ignorantly: "Obviously you lost the way." The husband will immediately fight back and say, "It's all because of your random fingers." , otherwise how could I get lost?"

When you come home from the salon with beautiful hair and expect your husband to compliment you on your new hairstyle, he will say, "You spent most of your day getting this hairstyle, it's nothing special!" Husbands are such a nasty animal, so why the first time we call a man "husband".Will you feel happy and sweet?