Chapter 2 Doctors and Patients in Sauce Jar Country (Preface)

In other words, once upon a time, there was a "sauce jar country". The biggest thing in the sauce jar country every day was to debate whether they were a sauce jar country, and the most lively thing was the dispute between doctors and patients. Of course, the doctor was defeated.Probably the situation is like this - Patient: I'm going to get married next month, and I'm going to have a big feast. You're welcome to come and be my guest of honor.What are the results of my medical tests? Doctor: I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. Here are the test results. I'm afraid it's stage three lung disease. The first one is cough...

Patient: Strange, you said I had a cough, but you didn’t have a cough just now, why wasn’t it a lung disease? Doctor: My cough is different from yours. Patient: What's the difference?You're rich, you're educated, you've been to college, you've drank the waters of the Amazon, and you're of superior blood, aren't you? Doctor: You can't say that, and you have a fever in the middle of the night... Patient: You can’t say that. How can you satisfy your heart and do what you want?Fever in the middle of the night, the electric fan in my house can burn your hands and blisters in the middle of the night. Could it be that it has third-stage lung disease!

Doctor (grievance explanation): Hematemesis is also one of the symptoms. Patient: There is a dentist next door to my house, and all the people who go to the dentist are vomiting blood. Could it be that they all have stage III lung disease? Doctor: Of course not, but a combination of... Patient: Well, let’s take a step back, even if it’s lung disease, it’s stage seven or eight, so what’s the difference?Worthy of your shout-out!Do foreigners still get lung disease?Why do you just point to your nose and say me?I'm getting married next month, who doesn't know, can't you just say something encouraging, why beat me up?What do I have against you?What grudge?You want to break us up?

Doctor: You misunderstood me, I was just saying... Patient: I don’t misunderstand at all. I saw through your heart and soul at a glance. You lost your mother when you were young. Hatred, so I can't see the happiness of others, and I can't see the glory of the country and the nation. Doctor: We should discuss the matter... Patient: I'm just talking about the facts. Tell me frankly, how did you succeed in killing people, not to mention that the old lady was kind to you. Doctor (a little panicked): The medical certificate is based on your blood and saliva tests. I'm not speaking out of thin air.

Patient: Of course you didn't speak out of thin air, just like your original knife wouldn't stick into that old lady's chest out of thin air.Enough of your insults to progressive patriots, don't you find it shameful that you wholeheartedly hate your fellow countrymen and say they all have stage 3 lung disease? Doctor: Brother, I just love you and wish you a speedy recovery, so I bluntly remind you, and I don't mean any harm. Patient (sneering and coughing): You are a bloody executioner, patriots with conscience will unite to prevent you from murdering the motherland under the cover of "love".

Doctor: I am based on the test report, like saliva, which is the test of Tianzhu University... Patient: Fawning on foreigners, fawning on foreigners, you bastard who has lost national self-esteem, I solemnly warn you, you will pay the price of fawning on foreigners. Doctor (becoming bold): Don't talk nonsense, don't hide, don't use fighting smells instead of reasoning, what does my past matter have to do with the subject?Our topic is: Do you have lung disease? Patient: You look like an "ugly Chinese" with such a loud voice. From your historical background, it can be seen that you have a vicious heart. How can you say that it doesn't matter?China is corrupted by people like you, which makes foreigners think that all Chinese people suffer from third-stage lung disease, so they look down on us.For a number one traitor like you who eats inside and out, God will not tolerate it!Jin Yiwei (coughing hard), take it down!

Of course, Jin Yiwei doesn't have to be taken down (Mr. was taken down once), sometimes it's a random stick, sometimes it's verbal criticism. Taipei, July 23, 1985