Chapter 4 Chapter Three About Military Training

I didn't even figure out the north, south, east, and west of the school, so I started my miserable military training life. Military training is more painful than the college entrance examination for me.I can accept mental torture, I can't bear physical pain.Because my heart is strong and my body is weak.I also don't know the meaning of military training at all.I don't believe that practicing that one month can cultivate a tough quality and a military temperament.If I am any representative, I will submit an application to cancel military training on behalf of the majority of students.What am I representing?no.So students, you have to continue to endure the torment of military training, but here I can tell you one, two, three secrets of being lazy in military training.I have already said that I am not a good student. If you want to comment on some kind of military training model, you can skip the following paragraph and ignore it.If you are an average student like me, I can still teach you some practical tips.

(1) Opening certificate, proving that you have solar dermatitis and the like that cannot bask in the sun.Scope of application, there is a doctor in the family or a doctor among acquaintances. (2) Find a way to apply red ink under the nose during breaks in military training, be sure to apply it well, it looks like a nosebleed.Three times in a row, and then tell the instructor that your internal fire is too strong, and you will get nosebleeds as soon as you dry it, so you can't dry it.So you can tell the instructor after every 10 minutes of training that you are about to have a nosebleed and ask for a break.The instructor will definitely allow it.Because children are very expensive these days, it is not fun to kill people in military training.Scope of application, people with flexible hands and feet, and people whose acting skills have reached a certain level.

(3) If you are good enough, you can try skipping classes from military training.Don't worry, it's fine, at most you will have military training next year or you won't have military training credits.The scope of probation, attracting people, people who do not aim to be excellent students. I have used all three methods.So I only went to the first three days of the entire military training.In the first three days, I used method two to train for a total of three hours.For the next four days, I used Method 3. After being explicitly prohibited from going to military training by the counselor, I began to complain to my family and used Method 1.As a result, the certificate issued by my family only stated that I had to rest for 4 days.Pissed me off.Doctors are both calligraphers and are good at cursive script.I spent one night and half an exercise book, and finally imitated the doctor's handwriting perfectly, so I took a pen and added under the proof: the sun cannot be seen, and it is recommended to only move indoors for a month .On that day, I discovered another shining point in myself, the talent for calligraphy.I am good at fantasizing, that night I had a big spring and autumn dream, if I became a famous calligrapher, I would inscribe all the characters in every corner of Peking University.That dream made me wake up smiling with joy.

You're done.I successfully won my first battle since entering school. There is still a little memory about the military training. During the military training, it was rumored among the girls which girls were having an affair with which officers.For example, the instructors will take good care of them, for example, they will always come to talk to them during breaks.Clean yourselves, please start from military training, and having an affair with an instructor will make you unable to get rid of this shadow in four years of college.And everyone will be very keen to spread and adapt this scandal. During the adaptation process, a lot of rhetorical techniques such as imagination, exaggeration, symbolism and metaphors are used. In the end, you may just take a few more photos with the instructor, and cry more like that when you leave than others. , but the adapted story may have the plot that you have slept with the instructor.Just entering university, I can finally fall in love with someone openly and aboveboard. Don't act like a spring boy. Boys haven't dated a dozen times before, and they can't wait to find a relationship partner and fall in love with an instructor.There are still a lot of men queuing up behind, so watch a few more and go back and forth.So don't mess with the instructor during military training.

The girls who attracted everyone's attention during military training were very lively girls.If you want to enter an official career, military training is a good opportunity. Be active, be more courageous, talk more, act more standard, and sing louder. The class teacher and counselor will see it. If there is no need for democratic elections, Then they usually designate those who are active as the class leader. Su Xiao and Luo Yilin respectively represent the two situations I listed above. Su Xiao herself is very outstanding, once she stands among the girls, it is basically difficult for men to pay attention to her.

It was my second time to participate in military training. During the break, Zhang Hanyan, who was sitting next to me, motioned me to look at Su Xiao with his eyes. Although they were all dressed in green, I quickly found Su Xiao. It can be said that even wearing that kind of fat military training uniform, it is difficult to conceal her charm.She was talking to an instructor there, the scorching sun shone on her face, the instructor turned his back to us, Su Xiao's eyes were very bright, and he looked at the instructor with a smile on his face.She was there smiling and talking to the instructor.Many girls are looking over there.

Once, twice, like many times.It seems that this girl who has been in college for four years is probably unwilling to be lonely. I have not participated in military training since then.Sometimes someone in the dormitory came back early, so they sat around talking about Su Xiao.After talking about Su Xiao, talk about Luo Yilin.It is said that Su Xiao has a coquettish face, flirting with several instructors all day long.Talk about how courageous Luo Yilin is, how he likes to express himself, how he likes to take the initiative to find instructors and instructors to make things happen. In our class in the School of Foreign Languages, the story about the relationship between the students and the instructors was led by Su Xiao and Luo Yilin.I testified that the two of them just had a few more face-to-face meetings with the instructor and said a few more words.However, it is not known how the campus folk adapted this story two years later.