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Chapter 30 an interesting phenomenon

gentle, gentle 六六 767Words 2018-03-18
Most men eat soft but not hard.Most men like women because she is different from you. I have experienced three stages: 1. "Go, go get me a glass of water." At the beginning, when he was in love, he didn't feel anything.Maybe even if you don't feel happy, you will do it.After a long time, I will talk back, and I will retort: ​​"Why do you always like to order people around?" Then it will be very bad: "Go yourself!" 2. I change my strategy. "Please pour me a glass of water, thank you." Be polite.The effect is good for a long time.He finds it difficult to refuse a lady's request.But after a long time, I still sighed "ah" after pouring the water, reluctantly.

3. I will change it again. "My mouth is so dry." "Go drink water!" "Like a flaming mountain!" "Do you want me to pour it for you?" "No! How can I keep asking you to take care of me? I'll go by myself!" "Why not Go?" "I can't move now, the nail polish I just got, I'm afraid my toenails will be damaged. Look at it, look good?" Then he walked on his heels, twirling his toes in front of him .He would laugh and pour water. 4. I keep experimenting with how to make him accept it more easily. "Are you thirsty?" I asked him. "I'm not thirsty." "Do you want a drink of water? I'll pour it for you." "No, thank you." "Then I'm very thirsty, maybe you can pour me a glass?" Seeing him stare at me, he laughed and fell down. , rushed to the kitchen to pour water.

If the answer is sometimes unlucky, he said, okay, I want to drink some water, please.I had no choice but to scold myself for throwing myself into a trap, obediently went to pour water, and told him: "The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid with a spring. I pour water for you today, and you will be mine for the rest of your life. The water for half of my life depends on you." 5. If you want to test how much he can endure, you can stretch out your trembling hands, hug his waist tightly, and tell him in a farewell tone: "The greatest happiness in my life is to meet you. When I am dying, I want to tell you seriously: Pour me a glass of water, please! I will rest in peace when I die! I will perform good deeds in heaven and go to earth to keep my safety. I will tell God that after I die, I will satisfy your wife and concubines. The wish of the group!" Then seeing him infinitely fascinated, he laughed and poured water.As soon as the water was in hand, he solemnly told him: "Don't think about it. The next life will be fine."

Here's an interesting life experiment I did.I use pouring water as a carrier, and I found that as long as you are willing to use your brain, in short, you can drink water in the end. 2003-12-21
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