Chapter 2 My Kara is petty bourgeoisie

At first, he pretended to be pitiful and sympathetic, then he was shameless, and then he flattered and sang to be cute. In short, the kitten in my house relied on his slick eyes and cunning and changeable wrists to keep calm and turn the tide. , After the sad parting and the life change in a small room in Ande Guangsha, I finally settled down in a corner of the kitchen of my house.It can be seen that there is only one opportunity in a person's life, but how to seize the opportunity is your own business, otherwise, even if a good thing falls on your head, you will not be aware of it.This cat in my family is the winner of the millionaire winner. It broke my vow not to keep pets and created another cave for myself.Sometimes it will wave its hoof at me very proudly, which means, little boy, can't beat me, right?

cut!Play tricks with me, I'm good at it! Now that the former temporary population has become the current permanent population, I have to establish a household registration for Maomao, otherwise it will be difficult to manage.I can't yell "kitten, kitty" at it every day, this kind of disrespect is the same as if you shout "hey, hey" to your child all day long.Of course, you can say "Hello" to your child, but when a visitor comes, the guest will give your child a canthus smile: "This child is handsome! What's his name?" At this time, "Hello" The term is out of style.If the child is not named by chance, the parents will pull the first guest they meet when they go out and say, with your good words, give the child a cheap name?Good luck to you.

Kara was the first guest to hit the gun.Carla said, the kitten is so funny, what's its name? I was stunned.Think for a long time. First of all, this name should not be uncommon, otherwise my cat mother will be embarrassed that she can’t remember her child’s name for the first few days, knocking on the rice bowl and shouting all the way, "Then, then, who... eat!" This name It's fluent, I often call it fluently, so fluently that it seems that it has lived in my house for N years, and it comes as soon as it opens its mouth. According to reason, it is most appropriate to give it my husband's name, at least it is not wrong.Afraid of shouting, come out two. "XXX! Eat!" My husband might just run out and get ridiculed by the kitten.

Secondly, the name must be catchy and distinctive.You can't be called Mimi if someone else is called Mimi, and you can also be called Meow when someone is called Miaomiao.According to statistics, there are more than 35 million people in the country whose single name is "雨", and the number of people named "Hua" is also expected to exceed 30 million.I can't follow the old path of ten cats and nine "me".But you can’t have a name like “BIO PIA CHUA” that can’t even be spelled out. The name is too uncommon and it’s not easy to make friends, which will affect children’s social interaction.

Again, personality is a business card.Its name must represent its character.I observed it for a while, and I think, my kittens are very petty, for example, they don’t drink water from the basin, but only drink from the bottle in my hand, just like the petty bourgeois in the city who don’t blow to the bottom of the cans Instead, you have to ask for a straw.He is also very picky when eating, he does not eat the cat food that is put on the newspaper, but the one that is poured on the plastic wrap, and he is a bit clean.He seems to be a little gentleman who disdains food stalls but insists on sitting at the dining table with a pure linen napkin on his lap.After eating, I have to wash for half a day.I didn't eat two bites of rice, and it took a lot of time to clean up.Then there is going to the toilet, which is up to me.It doesn't want to go to the toilet anywhere, just like I don't go to the public toilet no matter how much I hold back outside.It's been two days, and it's just resisting not to poop or urinate, and it's so anxious that it runs around the room.I massaged it along my stomach for a long time, and it still looked at me pitifully with big sad eyes, one look after another.I had no choice but to rush outside to buy a special toilet for it, and bought a package of expensive wood chips to sprinkle on, respectfully invited it to use the toilet, and politely closed the door for it, giving it a private space.

So, I thought of Kara and Wei'er.These two guys are my closest chat partners on the Internet. They usually take turns to bombard me. Weier takes care of the first half of the night, and Kara takes care of the second half of the night. The common characteristics of these two people are-petty, sensitive, and special things are hidden. .Kara likes to translate Xu Zhimo's poems into elegant English versions, and Weier always finds those exquisite pictures from National Geographic magazine. There is a custom in foreign countries to give your child or pet or toy the name of your favorite person.For example, in the kindergarten I teach, there are at least 7 children with a teddy bear named "Mr. Liuliu", and a very ugly dog ​​also called my name.I protested at the beginning, telling parents to respect teachers, which is not allowed in China, the degree of disrespect is like holding a book of Mao Zedong while going to the toilet.But since the child insisted, I got used to it.

So I decided to call my kitten "Kara" or "Rey".If it's a boy, it's Kara, and if it's a girl, it's Weier. After expert appraisal, it was a little boy.This time Carla was shot.It's like the dial of a revolver, with a bullet in it, and with the last two rounds left, Kara accidentally pulled the trigger. My kitten is famous, its name is Kara Liuliu Teacher Chen.The English name is KALA.Teacher Liuliu is the mother's surname, and Chen is the family name.This is a continuation of the Western tradition.It is said that the names of children of big families with status and background are particularly long. For example, the children of Arab chiefs can write 50 pages of names, counting from the father's first 10 generations of chiefs to the mother's first 10 generations of chiefs.The longer the name, the stronger the fortune.My family's Kara's name is not too long now, but after a few generations, my great-grandchildren will be real petty bourgeoisie, who will drink milk from swarovski's crystal basin.

I forgot to mention that my family Kara also followed the ancient Chinese tradition, with the word "straw bag layman" and the nickname "petty bourgeoisie boy". 2003-12-15