Chapter 61 fortunately

⒈ It seems that I often hear people complain that vegetables are expensive, but I never do. When I hear complaints, I will secretly curse: "What is expensive? You are lucky. Fortunately, I did not meet you as a farmer. If I become a farmer People, hey, hey, you can no longer afford to sell vegetables!" When I thought this way, I felt a little uneasy in my heart, thinking that I was a bad person and a "traitor".But after a while, he regained his confidence and recalculated the account. For example, if I grow rice, I would be willing to kill it and sell it for a lower price than pearls.The ancients said "rice pearls pay osmanthus" to describe the high price, but I think the price is very reasonable. Just imagine that a grain of millet is made from a seed to a seedling, and the rice is turned into a grain. There are thousands of years of legends in it. Agricultural wisdom, and the kindness of sunshine, fertile soil, and light rain.Looking at it behind it, in addition to the sweat of the farmers, it should also include the meritorious service of the soldiers in guarding the soil, so that the farming can be carried out year after year in peace, and there is also transportation, so that the rice by the Zhuoshui River can come to my country. In the bowl, there is nothing to be ashamed of saying that one rice is worth one pearl, right?What's more, when the rice is ripe, it is golden yellow. It is really covered with gold and inlaid with jade.

So, fortunately, I don't farm, and the grain I harvest must be sold at this price!There is a legend in the southwestern Shui people that they wrote the story of asking for rice seeds. It is an earth-shattering achievement to tell the story all the way. If there are thousands of flowers and plants in the world, only one copy will be left behind. I am afraid that only the wheat should be kept. Or rice bar!Therefore, every time I go to buy rice, I always feel that I have taken advantage of it. In the fairy tale world, every clever person tricks the gold, silver and jewels of the little fairy and demon, and returns with a full load, becoming a rich man.I don't do anything but take advantage of the National People's Congress every day. I have eaten rice and wheat that are as valuable as gold and jade for decades at cheap prices.Only bodhisattvas in the story are eligible to be made offerings, and I actually sat and ate ten directions with big thorns.

In the windy season, the green vegetables will soar. Another time, it cost 200 yuan a catty to grow vegetables.When vegetables were expensive, there was a lot of complaints in the newspapers, on TV, and on the bus. I don’t know why, but I couldn’t yell at myself, and I still kept the old saying in my heart, hehe, fortunately I am not an old garden, otherwise tomatoes are not equivalent to agates, little Cabbage doesn't have to be inferior to emeralds, isn't eggplant more beautiful than amethyst?Fresh and tender sweet corn can also be regarded as neatly inlaid pearls. Fresh chayote is light green and transparent. It is used by Buddhists to worship the gods. A fruit that the gods are not ashamed to eat!

Is it okay to call cowpea "cui winding"?Pea kernels are the real "green pearls" of beauty, and they are worth using a huh of bright balls to measure their value. Mustard greens are almost the gods in the green vegetable world. If I planted carrots, on the day of harvest, there must be an "art exhibition" for it. What a romantic, classic and realistic work!If the bright red and emerald green bell peppers were picked by my family, I wouldn’t want to take them away for less than a thousand dollars. If a person is not moved by God’s benefactor after looking at such beautiful bell peppers, I’m afraid he will have to spend a long night in mourning, what else? Lantern also extradited him terribly.

Takecai is a radiant emerald.Burdock can be regarded as long and straight ginseng, and yam is like a strange-shaped rock dug out of the soil, but it is actually edible.The red water chestnut is even better, it is from the aquarium, picked by a girl in a classic boat, how much is the unique horn-shaped packaging to be fair? Pumpkins are not enough to have a beauty exhibition, but a magic show should be held for them. How a small seed can grow into a dream, and then blossom into a big melon that can't be lifted by a single person.Pumpkins are born side by side with Cinderella fairy tales in the West, and gourds are found in Chinese mythology. If a person has the right to carry fairy tales and myths in a vegetable basket, it is not too much to pay, right?

Sakyamuni sits on the lotus seat, but we are mortals. We sit at the dining table and enjoy the other parts of the lotus. We eat lotus root and lotus seeds, or drink lotus leaf porridge, or steam meat with lotus leaf powder. In comparison, isn’t it the same? Mortal rights?In the story, the concubine Xiang cried for bamboo, and Han Xiangzi played a bamboo flute, but we just ate bamboo shoots and zongzi wrapped in bamboo leaves without worry.I remember one time I invited a foreign friend to dinner and explained to him a dessert of "Bing Tang Mi Ren" and said: "This is made of a kind of rice (glutinous rice) that can be brewed, stuffed in lotus root (lotus root), and the sugar in it is It’s a kind of iceberg-like candy.” The foreigner exclaimed loudly according to their habit, and I didn’t doubt it, because the explanation shocked me.

From this point of view, what price should a section of lotus root (remember, its flowers can even sit on a Bodhisattva) be sold for?How much of a catty of bamboo shoots (don’t forget, if a hole is drilled into its stem, it can be played by a god) is fair? So, fortunately, I am not a farmer, otherwise, anyone who walked out of the vegetable farm would have lost their fortune. ⒉ The world should rejoice, fortunately, I am not God. I am a narrow-minded human woman, and I always care about others.I have to calculate when I buy things, and I have to calculate the grades with the students after the decimal point and then round them up. When I find that the child is not good, I can’t help but think about it three times and two times. He punished him lightly.

If such a person is allowed to be appointed as God, the consequences may be very serious. In spring, the mountains are full of cherry blossoms, but some people turn a blind eye and just open a soda can. If I were God, I would roar and say: "Does such a person also have eyes?" As a result, more than 50,000 of the 100,000 blooming tourists will be blind immediately. The next day, the headmaster of the school for the blind is unavoidably anxious about the sudden surge of blind students and doesn't know what to do. So thankfully I'm not God. I have nothing to do, I stand on the top of the cloud and look, there are so many colorful factory sewage flowing into the shallow blue stream, I pass down the decree:

"If you ruin the land like this and make others unable to live, I will also make him unable to live." The next day, the angel checked the number of people and found that tens of thousands of people related to the "sewage crime" died on a small island. Some people have electric fish, some people have poisonous fish, this kind of people, what to do with them, just kill them together. In other pine forests, if you don't hear the sound of nature, why keep your ears?If you don't smell frankincense while holding a baby, what's the use of keeping your nose?It is not a pity that the hands and feet that have never helped others are useless. For those who have never been grateful for the sunshine and air, I will stop them for five minutes to "air rights" to let them know how powerful they are.

So, fortunately, fortunately, I am not God. There are even more people in the world who do not cherish themselves, or smoke and drink, or take hallucinogenic drugs, or live with themselves, or are depressed and do nothing. Such people, what is the use of wisdom?It's better to reduce them all to idiots. In this way, I don't know how many people are left in the world with brains? After I took office, in less than half a year, there were those who stopped the sun, water, and air. Some people lacked hands, some had amputated feet, and the whole world was punished to be mutilated.But human nature is still ugly and stupid.

It is God who makes the river flow through the gates of the good and the bad.Let the sun caress the shoulders of the good and the bad, it's God.No matter they are good people or bad people, the gravity of the earth will keep them benevolently on the earth. This is the style of God, and no matter how dull and ignorant the world is, spring flowers, autumn moons and morning glow and sunset colors will always be squandered tirelessly. This is God . It is because of that kind of tolerance and waiting, that kind of omnipresent covering and bearing, and the kindness to the degree of doting that I can safely have everything I can have. All people should be thankful-fortunately, they are not God.