Home Categories Essays Zhang Xiaofeng Classic Prose Collection

Chapter 6 that car

My friend rushed to pay the ticket with me, on the bus in Lanyu. "It's okay," Che Zhang said with a Jiangsu-Zhejiang accent, a big man, "This teacher is rich, I know." This kind of car palm really knows the whole "car" like a "palm". The car was running on the road around the island—no, to be more precise, it should be jumping——suddenly, I saw a car parked by the side of the road. "What? Why is there one there? Hey, it's a car from the Highway Bureau. Didn't you say that Lanyu is the only car?" "Oh!" said my friend, "That's the one from before. They bought such a scrapped car before. Hey, how could it be accommodated on a road like Lanyu? It broke down all day long. In the end, the loss outweighed the gain. Spend more than a million to buy this brand new bus."

"What kind of bad habit is this? Send all the immoral and incompetent people to outlying islands. Even the cars are pushed here. Orchid Island's roads are terrible, so it refuses this kind of car." "Actually, the more outlying the island, the better things you want." My friend said quietly. When the car passed the airport, a beautiful lady came up. "I'm not going to fly the plane today, right?" The driver looked prescient. "Not open today." "Hmph, I told you a long time ago." Suddenly, he turned to another passenger and asked, "It's fishing again!"

"here we go again!" As hell, he knew it all. The driver is also a mountain native, from Taiwan. He was driving a car when he suddenly slammed on the brakes, and everyone heard a miserable meow. "Oh, I crushed a cat to death!" The passenger was so frightened that his heart twitched. "Ha, ha!" The driver laughed. What cats are there?It turned out that Mr. Driver was learning ventriloquism.The brakes are also deceptive. Probably because driving is too boring, so he will come up with this trick to entertain people and himself. Such a driver doesn't know whether to record the demerit or the credit.

"It used to be worse," said my friend. "The driver didn't bother to open the door when he arrived at the station, and said to the passengers: 'Hey, come in through the window!' The passengers actually climbed too." When the morning bus came out, there was a bucket behind the driver, and there were bags of tofu in the bucket, each bag was twenty-four yuan, and he actually walked all the way to do business. Every stop, there are always people coming to buy tofu. Some people buy it even if they are not on the website, and the tacit understanding between each other is very good.As soon as the driver honked the horn, someone from the coastal defense force in blue and gray military uniforms ran out, paying the money and delivering the goods.

Besides selling tofu, he also sells betel nuts. "Betel nuts are also very important!" He said solemnly, as if he was engaged in a great cause of saving lives. The tofu is made by a fellow from Hubei. He cooks twenty catties of beans every day. "I also learned from my master," he said, "I just want to make money from smoking and drinking." He claimed to be a "Bingge", and later married Miss Lanyu—just like Che Zhang, he was out of office, and he worked in the township government. "My son," he beamed, "he's taller than me, more than 180 centimeters, you haven't seen the best basketball player on their team!"

The car stopped suddenly and slowly backed up. "What are you doing?" "He saw someone on the beach asking her for a ride," said the friend. seaside?There are only reefs on the seashore, where are people?Why did he see it? The man ran up after a while, holding a small tree picked from the sea in his back. I heard it was called Haimei, and it could be peeled and used as a dead branch for display. The man cut down five trees in total and carried them into the car twice. "Wait to make up for the fare," he said confidently after he had settled the matter, "keep the money at home."

The owner of the car didn't object, and he said the same thing, how can it be convenient for people who go into the sea to carry money?Later, he actually went home and made up the money. "Hey, hello!" My friend saw his Lanyu friend standing by the side of the road.He signaled the driver to drive slowly.Because he has something to say. "Have you continued to see the doctor?" He stuck his head out of the window, he was a nosy man. "Yes..." the man murmured. "What did the doctor say?" He stared intently. "The doctor said...the illness is better."

"Don't forget to see a doctor, you have to go all the time." Naggingly reminded her. "it is good……" The car kept driving slowly, waiting for them to finish talking. "Why don't these women have to buy tickets?" "They're hitchhiking." "Why do they get a free ride?" "Because they are going to plant taro in the fields." I don't know if this can be considered as a reason for exempting the ticket, but seeing those women get out of the car happily, I am also happy to see them walking in the morning light Entering the green taro field, I just feel that everyone in the world should give them a ride.

Press "Left Key ←" to return to the previous chapter; Press "Right Key →" to enter the next chapter; Press "Space Bar" to scroll down.
Chapters
Chapters
Setting
Setting
Add
Return
Book