Chapter 13 Three Sticky Fingers

Engaging one's fingers, filling one's pocket, sharing money, and privately enriching one's fortune are still the skills that the Chinese nation has been good at since ancient times, from princes and ministers to traffickers and pawns.According to the universality and easy-to-learn nature of this technology, we can almost conclude subjectively and deductively that this meddling is already the second nature of the Chinese.Recently, Moore Jun, a professor of Biology at Puski University, discovered that a slightly sour viscous liquid is secreted from the palms of Chinese people. After the secretory tube, there is a mesentery that leads directly to the fifth vertebra and connects with the eyes and brain.Whenever the eyelids touch gold, silver and copper, it will cause a natural reaction, and the secretion will increase, especially when money is in hand.The exudate produced at this time is very viscous, especially at the end of the thumb and index finger, and the same is true for the slap in the middle of the palm.Therefore, when the silver money is in hand, there must be part of the clay in the hand, and if ten yuan is passed in the hand, one yuan must be clay, which is nothing to do.Therefore, the Chinese have always believed that money does not touch their hands, which is against nature.Recently, a disaster relief committee member (can't remember his name, but he must be a philanthropist and a benevolent person) was shot by Lao Jiang for embezzling flood disaster funds.Also today (January 5) "Sherlock Holmes" published an article "7 Million Donations from the Northeast, Unaccounted for", which reminds people of the eight characters "If you don't get involved, you are not Chinese".Therefore, our dream of the Chinese suicide mission plan cannot be implemented.It turns out that the Chinese are quite capable of committing suicide and throwing themselves into the East China Sea on a large scale, so as to avoid the pain of subjugation.However, the suicide group must also appoint several committee members to handle the group's travel ticket purchase matters.However, if the suicide committee members are Chinese, they will definitely make a lot of money, deductions, self-enrichment, and profit sharing. Therefore, the suicide committee members will not be able to afford travel expenses, and they will not be able to commit suicide.Woohoo, god emperor!