Chapter 41 Does life consist in being still?

Originally, it was agreed that in the next two or three days, I would blog once, and I couldn't indulge in excesses every night.But today, when I was checking the mailbox after lunch, I took a look at the Dongbo Academy, and I was very obedient. Mr. "Passer" and "Passerby" fought against Mr. "Vietnam War Trauma", and there were other people who watched and participated in the battle. When it came to the tiger, it was even more heated than the big debate during the Cultural Revolution. The whole "Xu Chu naked fighting Ma Chao" was very lively.The subsequent posts repeatedly quoted each other, and I couldn't tell who was who, and it was almost a tongue twister.

It seems that blogs are not suitable for lengthy discussion of serious issues, or there is no new material, it is all "common sense" and "absolute truth" that I take for granted, or the material is too long and complicated, or cannot be provided for some reason.Intense arguments can easily turn into personal attacks in the end.In fact, if we meet, we may hit it off very well, but the language has its own logical inertia, and when we quarrel, we will unconsciously throw out "dark blue son".I hate that I don't have time, otherwise, with my childlike innocence, I would like to participate in messy battles.Later, I found that the basic views of the two sides are actually similar, but you must first stipulate that the other side is a certain side, and then stand on the other side to attack, just like two people playing chess, one side must always be black and the other white, otherwise there will be no can't play.

I was afraid that they would not get enough sleep today and would indulge in sex at night, so I specially added the music of "Lights Out".When we were in college, we surrounded the office building of Peking University to force the president to accept our conditions on the spot because of the time to turn off the lights.Thinking about it now, it was a bit too much.We didn't know that the headmaster had some things that he couldn't say publicly. He hinted to us that instead of awakening, we continued to attack his personality. At that moment, the old man must have felt the sorrow of Mr. Cai Yuanpei back then.

Then today I will also play a trick, imitating a follow-up to "Life lies in stillness". Kong: Life lies in stillness. Sheep: Sofa!Great! Cow: Cow!Old Confucius has high opinions every day! Chicken: Am I a sofa?The liver is trembling! Dog: Bench!I sell central brand sanitary napkins directly, [email protected] Tiger: It is an elegant place for itinerant vendors who oppose chicken-crowding and dog-thief.Please respect yourself for non-key protected animals. Rabbit: I took up the first page when I came here for the first time, and I have a rabbit in my heart. Teacher Kong, I’m so scared.

Pig: Every time I come here, every time I feel sick, I always flatter myself, and I want to vomit! Sheep: Take a seat for the cat, the bear, the wolf, and the plucked hedgehog! Mouse: Ah Yang, you are so kind-hearted. Come to my house and have a look at my newly stolen peanut oil. Snake: Life lies in stillness?Is Lao Kong crazy?I'm really ashamed of Peking University! Long: Confucius said that life lies in stillness, so why is he crazy?ill. Snake: Life lies in movement, this is the basic common sense!Don't those with the surname Kong even know this?Peking University, Peking University, it doesn't matter if you don't go to it.A bunch of liars and clowns!

Long: Even if Lao Kong is wrong, it doesn't mean that Peking University is all liars? Snake: You are the vest of someone Kong, right?Admitting that you are wrong is wrong, don't "even if"!I'm most annoyed by your pious professors, associate professors, researchers, and associate researchers. Long: Why is this guy so angry?Did Lao Kong not give you 80 points?Those who scold Peking University are often the villains in Peking University who have no ambitions, right? Mouse: Mr. Long's question is good, give it a try. Pig: Did you see it?This is the "Xingxiu Sea", the base camp for flirting.

Horse: Please stop attacking my horse body. Long: Mr. Pig, your understanding of "Xingxiu Sea" is wrong.Whoever has the worst rules in Xingxiuhai, whoever is the most unreasonable, and whoever stabs others in the back will be popular. You are very similar to Xingxiuhai in this regard. Snake: I just looked up the Philosophy Dictionary on the Internet, and it was written in black and white: Life lies in movement!Occasionally, I would like to ask the old worker Kong, who is known as erudite and invincible: You said that life lies in stillness. What basis and materials do you have?Please ask yourself, how is your knowledge?Come on, don't pretend, let's learn from Professor Zhang Zhengtong and Aunt Lu Xiulian.

Horse: boring.Don't talk to them, Mr. Kong, there are scoundrels like this everywhere on the Internet. Snake: Please answer my question with the surname Kong, please don't pretend to be deaf and dumb, okay? Kong: Excuse me, I just came to see it.It is right to say that life lies in movement. When I say that life lies in stillness, I want to emphasize that "movement" does not mean jumping around for nothing. Stillness is also a kind of movement.This is not my invention, Yang Shaohua also said.I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first. Snake: "Stillness is also a kind of movement", I laughed so hard, is this the sophistry of Peking University professors?Are you trying to say that Hitler was also Jewish?Do you want to say that Koizumi's wife is your wife?Then we don't need to exercise every day, and MMs don't need to lose weight, because stillness is exercise! MMs, do you think so?

Rabbit: The question seems reasonable. Do I want to give it a shot? Sheep: Well, what Teacher Kong said today seems to be unreasonable.If I stand still, I will be eaten by the wolf.So even called "love to run". Pig: Do you understand?The sheep have been eaten by wolves, so what life is there to talk about!Master Kong, take a rest.Wherever my old pig goes, I see the Buddha and kill the Buddha, and see the ancestors and destroy the ancestors.Brother Snake, let's play with these grandchildren for a while. Ma: Please pay attention to language civilization, this is not a garbage dump.Embarrass the college students.

Long: It's you who are ridiculous.Movement in philosophy is eternal, and stillness is only relative, a special state of movement.You don't understand yourself, what are you crazy about? Snake: Don't follow me with Marxism-Leninism, it's all learned in sophistry political lessons, I understand it better than you.You still have to say "Dragon is a special state of Teacher Kong"?Movement is movement, stillness is stillness, gangsters are gangsters, and policemen are policemen. Dog: It seems that there are hooligans in the police.Central sanitary napkins, cheap... Pig: They are all a bunch of stinky dung, what language and civilization are they pretending to be?Can't hold it anymore?Call Grandpa a few times, and I'll leave right away.I also want to destroy Zhou Guoping, Ji Xianlin and others.

Niu: Teacher Kong, I will defend to the death what you said "life lies in stillness".I can produce 12 barrels of milk every day without moving. If I go for a walk, such as going to the hair salon to see the excitement, I can only produce 6 barrels of milk. Snake: Look at the level of Lao Kong's fans, the whole group of stinky farmers. Pig: I just found out on the Internet that the Yang Shaohua mentioned by Lao Kong is a cross talk talk talker.This Confucian master is just a cross talk talker, and he even got into Peking University.I spit again. Hu: Ask Lao Kong for advice, my child is 3 years old, and he still doesn’t know his parents Is there any solution for the word "King" on the forehead? Snake: Haha, Lao Kong is considered a master of all things.I think Master Confucius is actually XX Gong.Ask him first, how many words do you know?Do you know that there are 18 ways to write the word "snake"?Depend on! Mouse: This group of people is really annoying. They are always discussing big and big academic issues that we can't understand.I miss Big Brother Cat. Ever since I met him online, my heart has been beating all night long. Tomorrow is our first date. I am so looking forward to it. Pig: That's right, sister mouse, you have explained with vivid facts: life lies in jumping around.Kong dare not come today?I also prepared so many bricks. Sheep: Sister Rat, it's better to be more cautious tomorrow.Amao has a good personality, but she has a greedy mouth. Recently, she keeps asking me if there are any skewers and gluten in my house. Chicken: Sister Mouse, I left you a private message on your blog, you must go and read it. I told you the story of a weasel visiting my house on the third night of last year. I believe it will inspire you. Rabbit: After thinking about it, I still support Teacher Kong.Because I believed in him before, sometimes I don’t understand his words, but I believe in his heart. Snake: Look, it’s a cult, right?Hurry up and set yourself on fire for Lao Kong. Long: Mr. Snake, don't be so inhuman, okay?I advise you to cultivate yourself quietly, and read more books. Your current nonsense is wasting your life.Treat boring as fun. Snake: (whispering) Teacher Kong, hello!I am a snake and I am your neighbor.Please don't be angry, I'm here to make trouble on purpose, or your blog will be too boring. Hu: The word "Wang" on my forehead is in bold, which is easier to recognize. My wife has a clerical script on her forehead. Mr. Kong, do you think children should learn black font or clerical script first?Looking forward to ing. Monkey: (whispering) Mr. Kong, I know who the pig is. It's a pervert in the dormitory next door to me.If you send me a signed book, I will tell you the pig's real name and student number. [email protected]. Ma: I present a poem: Lao Kong made a high-level theory, and there are thousands of layers of waves in one stone.Fools and virtuous people have their own gains, and the river and boat fire alone.Teacher Kong, how about my poems, please give me some advice. Long: Xiao Ma, the meaning of the poem is good, but you don't understand the rhythm at all. Pig: The disciples taught by the old Confucianism also have this kind of virtue.Take a look at my recent poem, Kong is not worthy to lift my shoes!After the new rain in the empty mountains, the weather is late to autumn.The bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring stones flow upwards.How about it?Shi Shangliu, life still has to move. Rabbit: The writing is awesome. Although I like Teacher Kong, I am afraid that Teacher Kong cannot write such a beautiful poem.Why are you arguing?You are friends with Mr. Kong, everyone is friendly, how beautiful the world is. Long: Xiaotu, you don’t know, if they become friends with Teacher Kong, they are afraid that Teacher Kong will write the last four sentences: The bamboo noise returns to the raccoon girl, and the lotus moves to the fishing boat.Break free to Chun-fang, Sun-self to stay. Snake: Shameless, flattering Kong is too outrageous.Kong can write these four sentences, I swallowed the elephant. Niu: It seems possible. I heard that a well-known writer today wrote the wonderful sentence "Ten years of light in the night rain in the rivers and lakes". Monkey: Nonsense!It was written by Qin Keqing's husband, specially to commemorate his career of crawling ashes.It was raining heavily, and with lanterns on, we climbed for ten years! Pig: Look, our revolutionary masses are all ten times more knowledgeable than Confucius.Yeah, that speaks volumes about Kong being a fraud.Everyone, let's go, it's getting late, the straw has been laid out, and there's no need to wash your feet today, so I'll just pour it here, and I'll go to make up the exam at dawn. Dog: I wish you all a happy and refreshing Year of the Dog!Central sanitary napkins are often used, and the party's policies warm people's hearts-warm, people, and hearts!