Chapter 16 if you are a ray of sunshine

Saturday, March 25, 2006 As soon as it was dawn, the alarm rang shyly.I irritated Lao Tzu's Yiyang finger, and with a light press, the alarm was delayed by 600 seconds.Turn over and continue to have the happy dream of murdering, setting fire, drinking and eating meat, but unexpectedly the program is changed. The dream is that it is snowing heavily in Harbin, and the teachers and students of Harbin No. One makes a broom and one makes a shovel.I've had this dream more than sixty times, and it's boring.So get up and go to the bathroom.I remembered that after a certain provincial party committee leader was transferred to the central government, the prime minister warned him to use civilized language as much as possible in his speeches in the future, so as not to embarrass the country and embarrass the country.That leadership takes it to heart.On the way back to Beijing late at night on a business trip, I suddenly felt like urinating, so I ordered the driver: "Stop, I want to urinate." The driver said: "Chief, where do you want me to find a lady for you in the wilderness? We’ve arrived at Zhumadian, please bear with us, we’ll go straight to the nightclub when we get there, okay?” The chief said: “Shameless! What’s Xiaojie doing in the nightclub? I’m going to urinate now, I can’t hold it in anymore!” The leader There are so many jokes, I can tell a lot of them casually, why do I suddenly think of this joke?It turned out that I drank a lot of plain water last night, because the medical examination requirements stated that food and water must be fasted after 0:00.

When we arrived at the boarding location, the teachers gradually gathered together. The car arrived at 6:40, and I helped Director Yang make some arrangements, and then started the car and went straight to Dongdan.Most of the people who went there were retired teachers, talking all the way about Peking University and national affairs, impassioned, laughing and cursing, it seemed that they were not going for a medical examination, but to hold a National People's Congress.Some teachers paid close attention to my work and gave me praise and encouragement.When I arrived at the lobby, I took the last number, chatted with the teachers, and then read the doctoral dissertation I brought with me.I checked all morning, and my condition was still the same as last time: fatty liver, pharyngitis, rhinitis.The doctor said that my waistline is too thick, so I have a fatty liver.I said that a certain teacher is as skinny as a stick, why does he have a fatty liver?The doctor said that he has a slim gene, so he only has 2 halves of fat, and the full-length liver is on top.I said that the pharyngitis did not affect my lectures, singing, tiger roaring, thundering and horse Xiaoxiao. The doctor said that we should pay attention to that, and we should not go out to give lectures in the future. Come and talk to us about medical politics when you have time.I said that lecture has just been published, how did you see it?The doctor said that he will not tell you.The examination was very careful, and even the otitis media I had when I was a child was found out.I asked if it was because of this that my hearing was particularly good. The doctor said it might be possible, as if he didn't believe it.So when I tested my hearing, I described the faintest vibrato that seemed to come from the distant sky. The nurse hurriedly sent me out, probably because I was afraid that I would continue to talk about ghost movies.When checking the lungs, I remembered that the vital capacity of a classmate in middle school was always 0-he couldn't blow.I blew it hard, but I was so happy that I blew it away.In front of the doctor, anyone becomes quite retarded, fun.The nutritious meals I gave today are not as delicious as last time. I thought to myself, are reasonable and normal things people must accept?In the last physical examination, a colleague asked me with the summary report: "Look, Lao Kong, I have AIDS, how can I write it as normal?" I responded, "That means you are normal AIDS, not special. AIDS!" Everyone laughed.When I summarized it for me today, the doctor also said, Mr. Kong, you are normal, just exercise more and be less greasy.I promised again and again, thank you very much, bowed my head, and went with a smile. (I write by myself, and I use allusions everywhere. A wise man knows himself, and those who don’t know will not affect reading.)

In the afternoon, attend the Contemporary Language Council Seminar.Mr. Bao Mingde from the Academy of Social Sciences presided over the event. The 75-year-old Mr. Xie Mian was the first to speak, still full of youthful demeanor.He recalled his teacher affectionately, condemned the language confusion caused by some linguists’ arbitrary changes to dictionaries, and criticized the vulgar words and sentences. “Why does the sun have to rise?” China's language crisis and the concept of "big language" also speak to my different language experience as a middle school teacher and a university teacher.I didn't drink alcohol for dinner, and I didn't eat too much meat.When I came back in the evening, I randomly checked the seventh piece of "Shu Er" that my son had recited from the Analects of Confucius. There were 38 paragraphs in total, and only two words were wrong.The son said that the Analects of Confucius is easier to understand than the Three Character Classic, because the three characters in the Three Character Classic contain many meanings.I said that although the meaning of the Analects is not difficult to understand, there is still a reason behind the meaning, and it takes a lifetime to understand.For example, Confucius said that he only learned the Book of Changes at the age of 50. Your father and I are not yet 50 years old. I don’t even understand the meaning of this sentence.There are many truths in the world that we cannot be clear about. We should not rush to understand, let alone refute, but humbly remember that one day, we will understand.Another example is what Lei Feng said: "If you are a ray of sunshine, do you illuminate a bit of darkness?" I thought I understood it when I was young, but when I grew up, I became confused for a while.Now I understand again, and when facing the boundless darkness, thinking of Lei Feng's words, I have mixed feelings in my heart.Not only did I understand Lei Feng more deeply, but I also understood Lu Xun, Mao Zedong, and those spiritual stars that would eventually be swallowed by the vast darkness.

Today my son behaved well, so I let him play games.Only ten years old, let's play. By the way, write some reading notes. Kuang New Year's "Decomposition or Rebirth" in the February 2006 issue of "The End of the World" was written in a vigorous and passionate way.Han Shaogong's "We Are Stupid Therefore We Are" is also very powerful. In the February 2006 issue of "Contemporary Literary World", Wang Yichuan wrote "The Meaning, Elements and Characteristics of Beijing-style Literature" very seriously.Li Jianjun's "Writing Style Against Subjectivism" emphasizes the need to "establish sincerity in rhetoric", which is very necessary at the moment.Li Cun's "On the Image of "Crazy" People in Xu Yigua's Novels" has a good perspective. I once wrote a review of "Cold Smoke on the Waves" for Xu Yigua's "Rain Wet the Smoke".

The February 2006 issue of "Academics" went to the North Tower and questioned Qian Zhongshu's article, which was very interesting. "Lu Xun in Taiwan" in "Lu Xun Research Yearbook" in 2004 lists in detail the publication time of Lu Xun's works in Taiwan. Chang Hao's four consecutive victories, beating Cao Xunxuan and Lee Changho's mentor and apprentice, won the China-Korea Championship, and made the coach Gu Dali unnecessary to play, brave and brave.In the evening I played the chess record for the final.The Rockets seem to have no chance of reaching the playoffs, but Yao Ming is still a hero who does everything he can and doesn't feel tired.Who said Shanghai men are all small men?Look at Chang Hao, Yao Ming and Liu Xiang, we northern men, feel ashamed!The argument that simply thinks that the South is like the North, and China is like foreign countries is really superficial.Thinking of "If you are a ray of sunshine" again...it is exactly: If you are sick in Chinese, you need to check it out, and Xiepu is a young man!