Chapter 54 i hate japan

Dear Xiaowen: In the letter on February 15th, the word "idea" written by my father should be "able to handle". Your letter dated February 2, Valentine card dated February 14, letter and small card dated February 14, and letter dated February 24 have all been received. For a while, Dad didn't write to you because he was busy writing letters to raise money for the piano for you.Now that the money is almost raised, I can tell you the good news for sure-you can buy it at the beginning of next month (from the 1st to the 5th). Let's talk about Japan now. I'm afraid you have already taken a class on Japan. Isn't it too late?

1. The Japanese invaded China before, and most Chinese people did not like the Japanese.Dad doesn't like Japanese, and he doesn't like Japan either.Dad would rather like a kind of savage among the Japanese——Amino (Ainu people, living in Hokkaido. It is Hokkaido, the big island in the north on the map. Ainu people have big beards, and when they eat, they have to use hooks to hook their beards and expose their mouths , before eating). 2. The Japanese are short, small, small-minded, and small-minded. The Chinese call them "Little Japan" or "Japanese Devils".But the Japanese call themselves "Big Japan".

3. Japan's old-style buildings were influenced by China, but they were modified to be a bit petty and thin. 4. The Japanese learn to write Chinese brush characters, but the writing is extremely ugly. Every character is lying there, and they are twisted and pinched for a while. 5. The Japanese and Germans are the worst people in the world who can't make simple things simple. They often make things complicated. Books written by Japanese often suffer from this problem.Not a single Japanese novel is readable.The long-windedness of Japanese characters caused them to suffer a great loss in the communication of World War II.

6. The Japanese make a fuss out of a molehill. There is The Tea Ceremony, where a woman kneels on the tatami (tatami) and works for a long time, only to make a small mouthful of tea. Seven, Japanese women's legs are bent.The Japanese like to wear wooden planks, and their feet are ugly.Probably this is called "Zha Dao", the word "Zha Dao" was invented by my father, and the name "Zha Dao" means wooden shoes. 8. The Japanese have "judo" (judo) and "karate" (karate) for fighting, and "bushido" (bushido) for suicide after defeating a war.

9. In Japanese paintings and movies, in terms of expressions, men are exaggerated and fierce, and women are "cry-loving faces". Taiwanese operas cry all the way to the end, probably influenced by Japan. Taiwan has been ruled by Japan for half a century. , so it’s very Japanese. Many Taiwanese can speak Japanese well, but some can’t. Japanese test Taiwanese Japanese and ask them to distinguish: Zi Gong (Children) Kou Doumo Cassock (clothes worn by monks) Kolomo Many Taiwanese can't distinguish the sounds of "Dou" and "Luo". 10. Japan's national drama is sumo wrestling.Dad saw this kind of performance in Taiyuan, Shanxi Province when he was a child. The big fat man must be as fat as he is. Before the wrestling, it was all fake moves, and he made a big fuss. actual wrestling seems to last for less than a minute.), in the end it seems that the fattest one wins.

11. The Japanese like to eat raw fish, which is called "sushi", which means rice cakes with fish on top, which is unpalatable to death.There is a kind called sukiyaki, which is fried meat in a pot. After stir-fried with sliced ​​meat and vegetables, it is a strange dish that is dipped in a raw egg before eating. It tastes good. 12. There is an emperor in Japan, but he doesn’t care about things. This is called “Xujun”. He is just the symbol of the state, just like the decorative figure on the bow of an ancient ship. It is called figurehead in English and “figure head” in Chinese. God of Breaking Waves" (the Japanese emperor only took care of one thing, that is, the time of surrender).

Thirteen. The Japanese are economical animals. They are very good at doing business and imitating others. They are like monkeys. The Japanese word is "Salu". The ronin stabbed him. He hated the Japanese the most and called the Japanese monkeys.Dad thinks, "God invented the monkey because he was disappointed in the Japanese." (God invented the monkey because he was disappointed in the Japanese.) 14. English idioms: Give the devil his due. (Give the devil his due.) It means not to cover up the strengths of the villain, not to talk nonsense about others, and not to deny his strengths just because you hate him.Although Dad hates Japan and Japanese people, he doesn't deny their abilities.

Sayonara! (Japanese good-bye) This word is used as the title of a novel by American novelist James A. Michener. Ask grandma to tell you the story of the Chinese idiom "referring to a deer as a horse".The Japanese later stole this story, and it became a Japanese swear word—"Malu Yelang" (pull a tooth road), which means that a person can't even tell a horse from a deer, and he is a bastard.The Japanese like to scold "Red Deer Yelang" most. Once Prime Minister Shigeru Yoshida scolded it in the Diet, and lost the prime minister's throne. People in Northeast China speak Japan, and the pronunciation is one; Hubei people speak Japan, and the pronunciation is two.

dad March 9, 1975