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Chapter 84 Children's Day complex is strong in the old days

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 2340Words 2018-03-18
Indigenous steelmaking, everyone may be scared when they hear these four words.I am now making steel by indigenous methods, and the production process of my program is steelmaking by indigenous methods.The establishment of this program and the formation of the content of each episode are very strange. In fact, it is my own handicraft. I search for information, cut and paste, and then release it. I know as much as I can.Sometimes, I will extract information from my two producers, and one of my producers is Mr. Yu Benjia.He is the chief reporter of the Taiwan branch of Phoenix Satellite TV, and he is also the head of the family. Sometimes I will squeeze some information from him to provide me with local methods of steelmaking.Last time, I squeezed information from him, and he said, "I'll show you something." When I went to his office, he released it for me. On June 1st, Children's Day, Phoenix.com and netizens made it for me. A series of such cards, a friendly card that treats me like a child, brings me back to my childhood.I can especially focus on my elementary school days, which are closely related to my life in the motherland, because I came to Taiwan when I was fourteen, and the memories before the age of fourteen are very affectionate to me.Therefore, I used a few words to describe it, which is called "the affection is stronger than the old one".

Thinking of me in mainland China before the age of fourteen, I would like to invite you to look at a photo, which is a photo of me when I was a child.Pay attention, this is my eldest sister, my third sister, my second sister, my fourth sister and me.Attention everyone, why does my fourth sister have a boy's head bald?Because after giving birth to four daughters, the eldest sister, the second sister, the third sister, and the fourth sister, the family hopes to have a son, so the fourth daughter is disguised as a man.In the old Chinese custom, it is to recruit a younger brother—to recruit a younger brother.She disguised herself as a man first, and ended up attracting me, my younger brother.When I was younger I looked sluggish, but my older sister was full of energy.

My second sister and eldest sister stayed in the mainland and never came out. We met decades later. The second sister said that she kept some words I wrote on her yearbook in her hand, and they turned out to be these words.The handwriting I wrote back then was great and amazing. I wrote it to my second sister, and I wrote "foolish brother Xiao Ao" below it.This is my earliest calligraphy that can be handed down now, it is great and amazing.This is a photo of me and my third sister in Beijing Zhongshan Park at that time.As you can see, when I was a child, Li Ao in childhood looked a little ugly and not very good.As you can see from this photo, this is me, my third sister, my mother, and my father, standing in Zhongshan Park in Beijing.At that time, my family was rich, and I also wore this kind of suit for photos.Everyone, this is a picture of me wearing shorts and a suit when I was young.Of course, I'll also have photos of uniforms - photos of horseback riding.You can see photos of me riding a horse when I was young, pay attention, this set is still there.When I was young, I liked to listen to operas in old Beijing. This theater area is called Dashilan.This is when I was young, when I was acting, I brought a gun.

Wei Zhongxian, the great eunuch of the Ming Dynasty, how did he become an eunuch?Ordinary eunuchs cut off their dicks and sent them to the palace since they were young.Why?In order for children to enter the city and enter the palace, they will not be starved to death in the future. Therefore, many children from farm families have their penises cut off and sent to the palace.However, Wei Zhongxian was not.Wei Zhongxian is a hooligan. He gambles with others. After losing the bet, he cuts off his big dick and bets against you.The dealer didn't dare to bet against him, so he gave him money.At that time, I cut off my own penis, entered the palace, became Wei Zhongxian, and later became a great eunuch with great power. The whole country built a shrine for him——when he was alive, he built an ancestral hall.

The school building of Fresh Hutong Primary School, where I studied in Beijing, is Wei Zhongxian’s shrine.I still keep the certificates I got in school.As you can see, the model child is Liu C (class C of the sixth grade).Please pay attention to this calligraphy, everyone can see how well this calligraphy is written, Li Ao Award, thirty-seven years, April 4th, Children's Day.Attention everyone, how well this calligraphy is written! Who wrote it?Written by our principal.This is the picture of our principal at the time.Who is the principal?It was Zhang Ruike.This is my primary school diploma, the primary school diploma, divided into two, one diploma after finishing the fourth grade of primary school, and another diploma after finishing the sixth grade of primary school.This is my primary school diploma: "Student Li Ao, from Weixian County, Shandong Province, aged 12, has completed his elementary school in this school with a passing grade, Beiping City Fresh Hutong Primary School, thirty-five years, July." Please Pay attention, in my photos at that time, you can see that this shape has a little bit of the current appearance, that is, the very airy look has begun to appear.

Everyone, please see, I received such a letter, which is very mysterious, and there are words in it. You can see: "Brother Li Ao Xue sees my brother as if I met him." Brother, I have worshiped my brother.The following reads: "Qi Kuo has been for forty-five years, I miss him often, and hope to meet again one day. Brother, Yongjie, in Beijing on March 21, 1993." This is my brother (Bao brother) Zhan Yongjie, 45 Years later, I forwarded the gift and this letter to me.He was my best friend when I was in Fresh Hutong Primary School in Beijing. He was a child prodigy.The two of us worshiped as brothers.Later, Zhan Yongjie became an important person in charge of China's security affairs in the motherland.Some people say that if you, Li Ao, were punished to death in the mainland, why would you not think about it? If I were in the mainland of the motherland, I might follow my brother (Bang brother) to do other things, not only would I not be punished to death, but also We can express our contribution to the country in another way.

Zhan Yongjie and I are sworn brothers.What is called a little brother?You take a bus, the car is crowded, and suddenly someone shouts that the money is lost.You saw the pickpocket stealing someone's money with your own eyes. If you walked behind the pickpocket after getting out of the car, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Dude, I saw you stealing someone's money just now. Please tell me who you are." Give me half." How is he?He is going to hit you.If you say to him: "Brother, can we just do a little bit together?" He will give you the money instead of beating you.why?"Bai Xiaobai" is a slang word in the underworld, that is, I have a share with you who meet, and share half.However, when he sees your slang words and knows that you are one of his own, he will give you half.Of course, Zhan Yongjie and I worship a lot.

At this time, let's look at the information again. My classmate Zhang Dihe, he is a distinguished man. He is the principal oboe of the Beijing Central Symphony Orchestra. Therefore, he is also very successful. He came to Taiwan to meet me.At this time, we saw that our grade teacher, Teacher Lu, was still alive, and we saw our classmate Zhan Yongjie, Wang Tiecheng (playing Zhou Enlai's movie emperor), Zhang Dihe.This letter was written to me in 1992 by Zhou Sheng and Xia Ying, a generation younger than us. They are professors at Tsinghua University.That's when we saw this photo.He told me that this is Zhan Yongjie, my brother; this is Pan Yansheng; this is Wang Hongjin, a girl in my class; this is Zhang Dihe; this is Wang Tiecheng, he played Zhou Enlai like a dragon, and he looks like a dragon. Like Zhou Enlai; this one is Zhou Sheng and Xia Ying, our elementary school younger brother and elementary school sister, professors of Tsinghua University.This is the classroom where I studied in Beijing Fresh Hutong Primary School.

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