Chapter 81 It turns out that Taiwan is on the belly of the mainland (2)

Why do I keep his card?That's what it tells us, if you can't quit mahjong.You have to follow the rules to play your mahjong, just like we want to persuade Chairman Mao, because you can't quit smoking, you have to take the lead in implementing the rules related to cigarettes.In other words, you can't smoke openly for everyone to see. It's not good to set a bad example. I also gambled money.One of my favorite books was also made into a movie called "Cincinnati".A young gambler bet against an old gambler. In the last hand, both of them got good cards.The old man told the young man that now, in addition to the money on the table, you can also find other money to add money.You have to think that you can beat me, and bring in additional money, not limited to the money on the table.It means that I dare to bet against you.As a result, as soon as the cards were turned over, the old man won.The old man said a word to the young people: Children, you always remember, if you are with me, you will not be king, ginger is old and spicy.I won.Win with real cards, not fake cards.

Then why didn't I gamble?At that time, I gambled with a famous director Li Hanxiang. After the bet, he owed the gambling debt and refused to pay me back.If they don’t pay me back, they will sue me to the court, saying that I cheated with a movie star named Jiang Guangchao and cheated him of money at night.When I got to the court, I asked him, "What evidence do you have that I cheated?" He said, "You cheated with Jiang Guangchao." I said, "Let Jiang Guangchao come." Jiang Guangchao came to the scene and said, "I'm sorry. , I just met Mr. Li Ao that night. I don’t know him, so how could I collude with him? The collusion is the collusion of two acquaintances, cheating Zhang San and Li Si, how can I collude with you that night?” So, it’s unreasonable.Then he asked him again: "How do you say I cheated on gambling?" Li Hanxiang said that in the diary he wrote after returning home, he said that I Li Ao lied to him like this.I said, "How do you count it in your diary? Does your diary say that I am a thief and I am a thief? That doesn't count." The judge also thought it was funny, so of course it couldn't punish me.The judge finally asked me a word: "Mr. Li, will you make fake cards?" I said a word to the judge, and later found that this sentence was my outlook on life expressed unintentionally.I said to the judge: "I am so good at playing real cards, and the person who sued me is so bad at playing cards. I can beat him with real cards. Mr. Judge, why should I play fake cards?" Laughed.

Later, I discovered that I, Li Ao, had unintentionally expressed my outlook on life.All my life, I have been proud of the world, acted according to my own will, repayed every kindness, and repaid every grudge, I played the real card.Real cards can win you, why should I play fake cards?I can show you my true face, why wear a false mask?That's what makes me feel like I'm living a happy life.However, after that incident, I discovered that the Kuomintang government wanted to use a gambling case to punish me and fight against me.However, I was very lucky that time, because I met a famous movie star, that is, Jiang Guangchao, who I made fake cards with him.If that case was used to punish me, Jiang Guangchao would be punished, so let alone the judge, and did not use that case to fight me down.However, since that time, I have washed my hands and never gambled again.

Let me tell you this story, even smoking, drinking and gambling, I have also been here, but for me, it’s not a game for a word.All of these things are said to be thirty or forty years ago, it's as simple as that.Therefore, I think that when people have the will, they stop playing if they say they don’t want to play.Where does this will come from?It has something to do with our vision, it has something to do with our vision, and vision is very important. When you look at the Egyptian Sphinx, when the Egyptians built it in the past, or when people saw it before the 19th century, they couldn't see aerial photography.why?They don't have such a good view, they don't have planes.Let's look at Li Bai's poem "The Road to Shu is Difficult". He said that "Xidang Taibai has a bird path that can cross the top of Emei." On Mount Emei, can Li Bai see the aerial scenery?He couldn't see it even when he climbed Mount Emei.why?He didn't reach the sky, he didn't have this vision.Similarly, the so-called Sun Yat-Sen Mausoleum in Nanjing was never seen like this in the past.However, because of aerial photography, our field of vision becomes different, isn't it?Now Chen Shui-bian's "government" suddenly came out with a so-called minister of education named Du Zhengsheng. He is absurd.He suddenly made a comment on the media, saying: You can't look at the map this way, you have to look at the map this way.Originally, the map looked like this. In the future, the map will look like this. Mainland China is here, Taiwan is here, and Taiwan can be on top of mainland China.What kind of mind is this?This is also a vision.

Do you know who I, Li Ao, live on the same island with?Just live on an island with this kind of bastard, they think the earth should be turned 90 degrees.Therefore, Legislator Li Qingan said: "When I asked you, did you, the Minister of Education, also turn 90 degrees to answer my question?" Therefore, the so-called Minister of Education looked at Taiwan from a different angle. .what angle?Change to a childish, ignorant, arrogant, self-centered perspective. What's so strange about it?They don't look at history. In 1949 and 1950, Chiang Kai-shek's literati Zhang Qiyun, who was a geography student, drew the map and looked at the world with Taiwan as the center. This kind of shamelessness began long ago.Therefore, I say that Chen Shui-bian is a good student of Chiang Kai-shek.why?Learned well.

We have an idiom "Famous Sun Shan", who is Sun Shan?Sun Shan is an ancient man in China.When he was looking at the list, his friend asked him to see if his son had passed the exam.After returning, Sun Shan told his neighbors about it.He said, after looking at the list, he finally saw the name Sun Shan, and your son was even outside Sun Shan—I was the last one to pass the exam, and others were named Luo Sun Shan after me.This is an allusion, but another couplet describes this situation more interestingly, that is, when he asked him if he had passed the exam, he said: "It's all over (read the list and see the top), and you will know the name of the kid (only then will you know my name after the exam) to the last place)", but "it's upside down (look at this list in turn), but it's above all the princes (I took the first place in the test)".Today, Chen Shui-bian's "government" is shameless, centering on Taiwan, and turning the map 90 degrees sideways, showing that Taiwan is on top of the mainland. What's the difference?

Therefore, we can see such jokes in Taiwan, childish jokes, and the person making such jokes is actually the so-called Minister of Education of Chen Shui-bian's "government".Can we not find it funny?We can see what kind of island Taiwan is. It turns out that it is on the belly of the mainland.