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Chapter 78 Use bribery to counter bribery (1)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 1937Words 2018-03-18
May 20th was the inauguration ceremony of the so-called president of the so-called Republic of China, and the so-called president Chen Shui-bian issued the so-called proclamation.In this statement, apart from talking about the guests and thanking you, the first sentence he said was a lie, and it was also a mistake. Let's take a look at his first sentence: "Heads of state, envoys and delegations of friendly countries, distinguished guests, dear compatriots, I would like to thank all distinguished guests from home and abroad for participating in the Vice President of the Eleventh President of the Republic of China." President's inauguration ceremony." After pointing it out and thanking him, he said that you came to participate in the inauguration ceremony of the eleventh "President of the Republic of China", which is a lie and a mistake.Why? If the "Republic of China" had a "president", would there be only eleven terms?Counting from the eleventh term forward, Chen Shui-bian served two terms, Lee Teng-hui served two terms, Chiang Ching-kuo served two terms, and then Chiang Kai-shek, isn’t it?When did it start?That was from 1947.However, the so-called Republic of China was established in 1912. Where did the president go during all these years?All gone.

Let me line up for everyone to see, what kind of president is here?Take a look, the first interim president was Sun Wen, the second interim president was Yuan Shikai, the third was Yuan Shikai, the fourth was Li Yuanhong, the fifth acting president was Feng Guozhang, and the sixth was Xu Shichang, the seventh president was Li Yuanhong, the eighth president was Cao Kun, then there was Duan Qirui who was equivalent to the temporary president, and Zhang Zuolin was the generalissimo who was equivalent to the president.Excuse me, where did the previous ten people go?are gone.According to Chen Shui-bian, according to Chiang Kai-shek's statement, it is said that our president came after the constitution of the Republic of China was implemented.However, we checked the whole thing, and you never said that after the constitution was implemented, do you mean that today is the 92nd year of the Republic of China, and it is 92 years after the constitutional implementation?No, you counted the Republic of China from the beginning in 1912. Could it be that Yuan Shikai is not counted?Of course the president.Yuan Shikai does not count, Sun Yat-sen does not count, and the first interim president does not count; Sun Yat-sen counts, Yuan Shikai counts.Because Yuan Shikai's interim president was handed over to Yuan Shikai by your Prime Minister Sun Yat-sen, so how could it not be counted?So, we know that from the very beginning, the first sentence was a lie and a wrong word, what has become of it?It has become that the longer the history, the shorter the country.It is that the life span of your country is getting shorter and shorter-if it is a country.However, the history is getting longer and longer.What a shame! So, let's make this situation clear from the start.

In Taiwanese newspapers and public opinion, some people say that the "Republic of China" has three problematic presidents: one is the first Yuan Shikai, who will be the emperor; the second is Cao Kun, because he bribed the election; the third It is Chen Shui-bian.What I mean is that this kind of public opinion certainly vents some resentment, but I think they are too sorry for Yuan Shikai and Cao Kun, because: Yuan Shikai and Cao Kun have secret knowledge, and they all feel that they are put together with Chen Shuibian. They feel unconvinced. Today, let's talk about an interesting phenomenon when Cao Kun bribed elections.He bribed members of Congress to elect him as president, but some people couldn't understand it at the time, and that was the so-called warlord Zhang Zuolin in Northeast China.Zhang Zuolin said: How can such a nonsense?How can you buy a member of Congress to elect you as president?Okay, if you buy it, I will buy it too.He told members of Congress: He bribed votes, and I opposed bribery.What is anti-bribery?Even if he gives you 10,000 big heads (silver dollars), I will also give you 10,000 silver dollars.My 10,000 yuan is meaningful, because please do a good thing, please do a right thing, please do a righteous thing, please do a right thing, but you did these things In the future, you did not lose 10,000 yuan.You don't want his money, but you want my ten thousand yuan.My ten thousand yuan is to help maintain your image, your morality, your principles, and the character you should have as a member of Congress. I will help you maintain it.Therefore, if he gives you money, I will also give you money. The meaning of my giving you money is anti-bribery.It's interesting.

Everyone will be surprised that members of Congress should not elect this president, and should not elect Cao Kun. It is his bounden duty. However, after he has fulfilled his bounden duty and echoed this justice, he has no income, and he has lost 10,000 yuan in income. .Sacrificing his income for his morals, okay?Inhumane.So, Zhang Zuolin, the commander-in-chief in the Northeast, he said that doing good deeds should not result in losses, and that moral standards should not result in loss of money, and I will give you the money, anti-bribery. Please pay attention, this story tells us how much this Zhang Zuolin understands human psychology.I just want to tell everyone that I am not advocating that you not choose him. I am proposing a way to make you absolutely not choose him, because you are convinced in your heart that you have received 10,000 yuan, although you did not choose him.

This story deeply affected me, and then the so-called comfort women incident happened.The comfort women were during World War II. Japanese imperialists sent many women from Taiwan, the Philippines, North Korea, and mainland China to their army by means of kidnapping, deception, and abduction. sex slave.There is a brothel in each army, and the brothel uses these girls, forces them to be prostitutes, and provides sexual services to the Japanese devils.This matter has been unclear, and the reason why it is unclear is that Japan said that we have entered the United Nations and signed treaties with the United States and China, indicating that this problem has been resolved.However, the United Nations said that this issue has not been resolved. It is better for you to clarify this issue before you can enter the Security Council.The Japanese thought of a trick and got a sum of money from non-governmental organizations.The comfort women of the past have turned into old ladies after decades of torture, and some of them have died. There are only about 50 people left in Taiwan.The Japanese discussed with them and said: We will give each of you 500,000 Taiwan dollars, and you reconcile with us. The content of the reconciliation means that when you went to the Japanese army to provide sexual services, we did not force you, but you voluntarily .At least it wasn't forced by our Japanese government. Any non-governmental organization can lie to you, and it has nothing to do with our Japanese government.

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