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Chapter 73 Obsessed with "Taiwan independence", masturbating Taiwan (1)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 1962Words 2018-03-18
May 20th is the inauguration ceremony of the so-called President of the so-called Republic of China in Taiwan.This incident aroused my feelings a little bit, and I will express this feeling with a joke.There are many old-fashioned jokes in China, which are jokes written in classical Chinese. There is a book called "Laughing Down", and I fell down when I laughed, so happy.There is a story that a monk and a woman were in the same boat, and he looked at the woman (repeatedly), and the woman ordered someone to beat him and the monk.The monk closed his eyes (eyes closed).When they got to the shore, the woman ordered someone to beat the monk again.The monk said: What crime did I commit today?The woman said: Now you are thinking of me with your eyes closed, that is to say: Although you are beaten and you are not allowed to look at me, your eyes are closed, but you are thinking of me in your heart.So, hitting now is hitting your heart that you are thinking about me.why?Because there is a story in it, which is what Jia Baoyu talked about, saying that we are obsessed with women.This is what Jesus said: when you lust for this woman, you commit adultery.Therefore, it is very idealistic to think that sexual immorality is the same as adultery.

I once used very harsh words to describe a situation on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. You can see how harsh my Chinese is. I said: The Kuomintang wants to masturbate to the mainland and Taiwan; the DPP wants to masturbate to Taiwan independence; Support the ROC tablet. Let me talk about what is masturbation in mainland China and masturbation in Taiwan.The Kuomintang lost the mainland, and after losing it, they refused to recognize this fact, saying that the mainland was still theirs, and they wanted to restore the mainland and unify China.Even after the Americans did not allow him to do this, and after he was not allowed to call it this way, he said that he would use the Three Principles of the People to unify China.In fact, the Three People's Principles can't even unify themselves, and it's a mess inside.Then, the Kuomintang used this method to start lusting after the mainland.

Why lust?You see, Chiang Kai-shek finally looked at the mainland from Kinmen Island.why?Because there is no going back.How to do it?It doesn't matter, although Taiwan has become a province of China, he said, we have not completely lost other things, such as Kinmen and Mazu, which do not belong to Taiwan Province, so he created a Fujian Province.The territory of Fujian Province is only Kinmen, but it counts, so such a province was established, called Fujian Province.There is an office, which is the office of the Fujian Provincial Government.Let me show you the original copy of the Fujian Provincial Government in my hand.Who wrote this?This is the so-called chairman of the Fujian Provincial Government called Dai Zhongyu, an original written by him.Let's look at another original, see?This is the so-called Secretary-General of the Presidential Office Zhang Qun in Chiang Kai-shek's time, and it is also the original. It is written to Chairman Dai Zhongyu of the Fujian Provincial Government in Kinmen, the person I just said wrote this letter.This is Zhang Qun's personal letter, the original is in my hand, telling him how to preside over the administrative affairs of the Fujian Provincial Government.

why?In the eyes of the Kuomintang, not only is mainland China theirs, but it has not been lost. Even when the whole world recognizes that Outer Mongolia is no longer Chinese territory, we can see in the whole map of the so-called Republic of China that Outer Mongolia still belongs to the so-called Republic of China. of.In fact, Outer Mongolia has already been betrayed by Chiang Kai-shek through the so-called plebiscite method, which made Outer Mongolia independent.Therefore, although Mao Zedong unified China later, when the Soviet Union held a meeting with Stalin, there was still no way to get Outer Mongolia back. Outer Mongolia was no longer China's territory.However, on the map of the "Republic of China" in Taiwan, Outer Mongolia still belongs to the "Republic of China".Don't you think it's funny?Outer Mongolia was betrayed by you, and then you said that Outer Mongolia belonged to you.Therefore, the map of the "Republic of China" in Taiwan has one more Outer Mongolia than the map of the People's Republic of China in the mainland.what is this?This is obscenity.It doesn't belong to you anymore, and you still say it belongs to you, this is the Obscenity—the Continent of Obscenity.Then what?He can control Taiwan now, and Taiwan belongs to him. That's why I said he is masturbating Taiwan.

What about the Democratic Progressive Party?Obsessed with Taiwan independence.Although the mainland does not belong to the so-called Republic of China or the Kuomintang, at least there is still three-thousandths of the territory in the eyes of the Kuomintang. Taiwan is under the rule of the Kuomintang, so there is still a border, and there is still three-thousandths, but , in the eyes of the so-called Taiwan independence elements, where is the territory of the "Republic of Taiwan"?No, because there is no such country.Therefore, they are obsessed with the name of this country and Taiwan independence.Masturbation in Taiwan can only be enjoyable, and this enjoyment is not as good as the KMT, because of what?There is not even three-thousandths of the so-called territory, nor does this "country title".The Kuomintang finally captured a "Republic of China", and "Taiwan independence" did not even capture the "Republic of China". Why?They do not recognize the existence of a "Republic of China" in theory.

So what should the Communist Party do?Fighting against Taiwan independence, if you have Taiwan independence, you will be wiped out, and you will be slaughtered with your own hands.But, it's very strange, holding the tablet, what kind of tablet? ROC tablet, ROC is the English code name of "Republic of China".Today is too absurd, the Kuomintang has eliminated the "Republic of China", but he wants to protect the four words "Republic of China" (ROC) on the territory of Taiwan.Do you think it's fun?Today the KMT lost the "Republic of China", and the DPP wants to get rid of the word "Republic of China" and use their so-called Republic of Taiwan, but the Communist Party says you want to change the name of the country and drop the word "Republic of China" , I will beat you, I will beat you, I will beat you.The Americans were so frightened that they told Taiwan, don't mess around, don't move, don't move the words "Republic of China".These so-called "Taiwan independence" elements in Taiwan dare not change.Do you think this is fun?It is the Beijing government that really defended the "Republic of China". The Beijing government of China has defended the "Republic of China". , So, use your hands to support the tablet of this ROC.

The whole structure is: the Kuomintang fancies the mainland and masturbates Taiwan; the Democratic Progressive Party fantasizes about Taiwan independence and masturbates Taiwan;
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