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Chapter 67 If you have something to say, write it down, liquidate Jiang Guangtou (1)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 2008Words 2018-03-18
There is a little boy who is fifty-eight years younger than me and is my son.We—my wife and I—we took a picture of him when he was little.Please take a look at this photo. This is when my son, who is fifty-eight years younger than me, was young.What is he looking at?What are his eyes looking at?Looking at the stars, the stars in the sky.At that time, he could already sing a nursery rhyme, but he couldn't sing it well. This nursery rhyme is familiar to everyone. He hummed it in English, Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! That's the song.This song is generally thought to be a folk song, but in fact it was written by Ann Taylor and Jane Taylor in the 18th and 19th centuries.After the song was translated into Chinese, it became "Twinkle twinkle twinkle bright, the sky is full of little stars".My son sang this song when he was little and he changed it.What did he change to?It is "twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, the sky is full of small dicks".After we heard it, we thought it was very funny, and I was a little worried that he would become a sex maniac when he grows up.There is also a song in Taiwan called "The Star Knows My Heart". In Li Ao's opinion, this song has a special object. This object is my enemy Chiang Kai-shek. Let me tell you the whole story in detail.

Let’s look at this letter first, let’s take an example of the American soldier: this is a five-star general, a marshal; One star, major general; one star, brigadier general.When did the United States implement these rules?The earliest one came from General Grant, who won the Civil War on behalf of the Lincoln government, and the first military rank of this type of general was awarded to him.Later, during the First World War, the United States sent troops to Europe. The marshal was called Pershing. What rank did he get?It has never been seen before, he is the real marshal, the real five-star general.After World War II, the United States gave five people the title of five-star general.One of the five-star generals in the United States is named Bradley. This is a photo of him when he was a four-star general. He wrote a book called "A Soldiers Story" (A Soldiers Story). He was later promoted to a five-star general. .Although Bradley did not fight very well in the eyes of British Field Marshal Montgomery, who looked down on American soldiers at all, he won the European battlefield of World War II after all. .

Let's look back at our China. During the Anti-Japanese War, Chiang Kai-shek's military rank was three stars.Please note that several other generals are also three-star generals, people like Yan Xishan and Li Zongren are all three-star generals, the same as Chiang Kai-shek.But later, Chiang Kai-shek became four stars himself, did you see that there was one more star.But he was still embarrassed, and gave some other generals another one.So you see, Yan Xishan, he is the chairman of Shanxi Province, he is four stars, and he is still on the same level as Jiang Jieshi. After arriving in Taiwan, what a disaster, Chiang Kai-shek himself became a five-star.Now the question is, you have lost the battle, why did you gain an extra star after defeating the battle?Many people lost the battle and were dismissed for investigation, or were demoted to the rank of guard. When they first came to Taiwan, some people returned from major general to colonel and were demoted.You, the leader of the team, lost the battle and were beaten all over the street by the Communist Party, and finally came to Taiwan, and you added a star to yourself.But the addition of this star is very serious, why?Others don't add them all, four or four, no one can have five stars like him.Therefore, we saw that it was worthless later, and some of his students also gave it four stars.Everyone, this is Liu Yuzhang, do you see it? One, two, three, four stars.Four stars are worthless, but only Chiang Kai-shek has five stars, and no one else can have them.Don't you think it's funny?If the battle is defeated, you will add a star to yourself. Chiang Kai-shek is shameless, right?There are even more shameless ones.

You see, a man came out of the navy warship, and that man was Lee Teng-hui.Everyone, there are five stars on Lee Teng-hui's hat.What the fuck are you?Chiang Kai-shek was a soldier anyway, and he was a soldier after all. Although the five stars did not match the name, he was still a soldier after all, and he was given five stars.What are you Lee Teng-hui?You just served as a soldier for the Japanese, right?How do you become five stars? How can you become five stars?That's why we know that these shameless people in Taiwan, from the defeated Chiang Kai-shek to the Japanese dog leg Lee Teng-hui, have all become five stars.Don't you think it's a ridiculous thing?

Let's look at the mainland now. Mao Zedong will have photos of this kind of military uniform, but he has no military rank and no stars.Why no rank?Honestly admit that I am not a general, and I am not a soldier. Although I command the general, I am not a soldier. If you are not a soldier, you can't mess around.Therefore, we can see very clearly that Mao Zedong awarded ten marshals, and ten more generals.When the badges were issued, the first place was Zhu De, did you see that?This is Zhu De, an official marshal.Let's look again, let's look at the top ten marshals, these are Zhu De, Peng Dehuai, Lin Biao, Liu Bocheng, He Long, Chen Yi, Luo Ronghuan, Xu Xiangqian, Nie Rongzhen, and Ye Jianying.Why?This is an official soldier, so how do they wear badges and confer military ranks?Mao Zedong did not give himself a military rank, why?Follow the rules.

Alright, now let's see, the German dictator Hitler, dare to give himself a military rank?No, even though his hat is a bit special, he still dare not give him a military rank.What is the reason?I am a leader, but I am not a soldier.What is a soldier?Hitler was only a corporal leader in World War I, a small role like a squad leader, how do you compare with a general?Although you can command generals and be a leader, you cannot mess around with what kind of guard you are.Therefore, even the dictator Hitler did not dare to mess around. We can clearly see how shameless Chiang Kai-shek is, and how shameless the man behind him is Lee Teng-hui, who messed up the ranks of the whole world.

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