Chapter 42 Make a fool of yourself with your rules (2)

Before this lawsuit, before the Taichung City Government was defeated by me, I sued the Kaohsiung City Government.The Kaohsiung City Government also banned my books as soon as they came out, and banned them every time. Therefore, the police were used to reading books at the bookstalls. Every book was published every month, and they were banned and confiscated.Once, one of my books was published in the first volume and the second volume. The first volume was banned first, and then the second volume was released, and the police confiscated it. After the confiscation, I was sued. Why?In your order, only the first volume was banned, and you forgot the second volume, so I sue you, you should not confiscate it.My book was confiscated, and I sued the Kaohsiung City Government Police Department.The Kaohsiung City Government Police Department invited me to sit there, set me up with refreshments, called the policeman who banned my book to him, and apologized to Mr. Li.The policeman just bowed to me—three bows.Then they asked me, "Can Mr. Li forgive him?" I said, "He can forgive him, but let me ask, how do you deal with him?" In fat areas, that is, in other words, areas where oil and water can be obtained, he will be transferred to our current police station to guard the door and stand guard, and he will not get red envelopes when standing guard, so, is Mr. Li satisfied with this punishment?" I asked. Said: "Satisfied." They said: "Then Mr. Li reconciled with us?" I said: "The government has not punished, only punished the police." He said: "How to punish the government?" I said: "We have to pay I have one yuan." The deputy chief of the police station next to him said, "This is too easy." He took out the money and wanted to give it to me.I said, "This won't work." He said, "Why not?" I said, "There is a law called the Public Treasury Law, which stipulates that the government must issue 'Treasury Checks' for the people's money, so you I need to write a check with one yuan on it, and you have to write it to me.” He said, “Is this okay?” I said, “Otherwise it’s not good.” He said, “We’ll give you the money, which is three thousand yuan. From now on, the Kaohsiung City Government will give you cash for your convenience." I said, "No, I want you to be legal." I just wanted his check, and in the end I had no choice but to write it out.You see, the check from the Kaohsiung City Government's treasury was issued to Li Ao for one yuan, which is unprecedented in history.Of course, I won't cash this check, why?The number is too small, so I still keep it until now.The Kaohsiung City Government has published a newspaper every year for three consecutive years and begged me to cash it in. Why?They cannot be reimbursed, they cannot be written off.The check will be cashed when it is issued, why don't you cash it?I won't honor it.Why?This is my trophy, so, as you can see, I will cash in the more than 2.3 million, because the amount is too large, I will cash it, I photocopied it, cashed it, this is a trophy, and it is still with me What are you doing at home?Why a dollar?I went to Kaohsiung City to file a lawsuit and it cost more than one yuan to come and go, and it cost more than one yuan to take a car, but why?

Do you know that there was a famous scholar in the Qing Dynasty named Fang Bao, a scholar of the Tongcheng School, who wrote a preface to Dai Mingshi's "Nanshan Collection", but the book was banned, and Emperor Qianlong ordered him to be locked up.After being locked up, you will be punished.Because he is very famous, he was given preferential treatment in the prison. Everyone thought that you would be released from prison in two days, so he was not allowed to sit in the cell and walk around outside. The large area is the prison wall, and the inside is Let him move.When he looked inside, he saw that for any new prisoner, the cell boss (warrant) would punish him, that is, torture him.What are you doing?ask for money.Once, a beggar (beggar) was caught and came in. The beggar had no money, so they repaired him, which made the beggar scream——painful.He was nosy, Fang Bao said: "He has no money, why are you repairing him?" The prison chiefs (prison guards) said: "How do you understand what we do? You are a nerd. What are we doing? This It’s our philosophy. What philosophy? Our rule is that we don’t punish you if you have money, punish you if you don’t have money, fix you, and torture you. We know that he is a beggar, a beggar, and has no money, but If the poor don't repair it, what about the rich? The rich will pretend to be poor, and we can't get the money from the rich, do you understand? You nerd don't understand, repairing the poor is for the rich watch.