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Chapter 8 "Taiwan independence" is just a dream (3)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 1273Words 2018-03-18
When I was arrested by the Kuomintang puppet government in the past, I was arrested on the spot in front of my girlfriend that night.My girlfriend is the most beloved woman in my life.All her life—it is wrong to say her whole life now, she is a little girl, only in her twenties—she has never had an argument with me, and she is very gentle.Her mother sometimes scolds her and quarrels with her mother, and she and her mother occasionally talk back. When young people (are in the) rebellious period, her mother will be a little more aggressive and say: "Shut up, don't talk anymore." Then she I was too scared to speak.But what?Her mouth was moving—her mother scolded her, and she was cursing back, but she didn't make a sound, her mouth was moving.What does that mean?That is to say, I am also resisting, but the resistance is to a certain extent, because I dare not speak out.Isn't the relationship between Taiwan and mainland China like this today?You keep saying "Taiwan independence", are you "Taiwan independence"?You kept saying referendum, did you vote for "Taiwan independence"?I keep saying that my party platform is to vote for the "Republic of Taiwan". Are you voting for it?Keep saying that I am the ruling party, you are now the ruling party, and you have been re-elected, keep saying that you are the "president", "president" you have the final say, why not referendum?Alone, alone, alone?Don't dare, dare not, dare not.I dare not, because I dare not, so I am not worried that Taiwan will become independent in 2006. I am not worried about this.

So I think the basic idea is here.But there is one thing I am concerned about. Let me show you something, which is some fragments found in Greece archaeologically. Each piece has a name on it. ……What is this?Ancient Greek shell with names of people on it.What name?I'm going to fuck you, the name of the person I'm going to drive you off.What is the reason?Greece has a very interesting system. It doesn’t matter if you are patriotic, famous, and meritorious. You are a general or a great politician. As long as the whole country writes your name on this shell, half of the population says to write your name. one vote

(To vote as a vote), I'm sorry, you let me go abroad.How long have you been abroad?Ten years, drive you away immediately, ten years.What is the reason?This is called the shell impeachment system, and the Greeks specialize in this.There is a famous Greek named Aristides, who is the most honest political leader in Greece.Suddenly everyone wants to impeach him and drive him away.He was walking on the road, and a farmer came in front of him. The farmer took a shell in his hand and told him—of course the farmer didn’t know him. At that time, there was no TV like now. Everyone knew what you Zhang San Li Si looked like. The farmer didn't know that he was Aristides—"I am illiterate and can't write. I want to impeach a man called Aristides. Can you, sir, write my name?" Aristides said: "No problem, I will help you. You write your name." Just write your name.But there is a side note, he said: "I am very curious why you want to impeach Aristides, why you want to drive him away, I am very curious." As I said just now, the farmer didn't know that the person in front of him was Aristides, but the farmer told him The reason, the reason is very interesting.The farmer said, "All I hear all day is Aristides, Aristides, Aristides, and I'm sick of it, and I'm going to drive him away, because I can't stand it, and I'm sick of it."

Today, whether in Taiwan or in mainland China, we hear all day Chen Shui-bian, Chen Shui-bian, Lien Chan, Lien Chan, Soong Chu-yu, Soong Chu-yu, are you annoying?It's killing us.Shall we calm down and stop talking about these people?Do you want to do this again?So I think, compatriots in mainland China, the national leaders of the motherland, you should calm down and take a while. It is best that you stop talking about Chen Shui-bian, don’t talk about Chen Shui-bian, don’t talk about Chen Shui-bian, don’t talk about Chen Shui-bian, okay?Maybe one day, we in Taiwan will implement a system where everyone uses shells to drive all these bad things out of Taiwan.

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