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Chapter 3 Li Ao's happy outlook on life (1)

Li Ao has something to say 李敖 1819Words 2018-03-18
I can tell you that if you have a part of my outlook on life, you will be very happy.why?As Lincoln, the former president of the United States, said, you can be as happy as you want, which means: some of the emotions of happiness can be controlled.For example: Regarding the gains and losses in life, I have a very stubborn concept, that is, when this thing is not in my pocket, I don’t count it as mine. Where I couldn't see it, where I couldn't think, it was gone, it wasn't mine at all. Let me remind everyone that there is a foreign drama called "The Seven Golden Men". What kind of story is it telling?It is said that there was a professor who was a thief. He took six other brothers to steal a bank together.What are you stealing?Steal the vault in the bank.They invented a method of drilling a hole in the ground, and suddenly surrounded an underground ditch on the road. A truck straddled the ditch, and then covered it on all sides. It said "under construction", and anyone who walked over would I thought it was under construction.Then, get in from this underground tunnel.In the future, if they have a drill, they will drill.Where to drill?Drill down to the downstairs where the gold bars and nuggets are hidden in the bank.Then just drill and drill, and the gold nuggets flowed down.After it flows down, they have another machine to suck up the gold nugget, suck it up, suck it up, and keep sucking it into their truck.Then, they removed the "under construction" sign again, indicating that the project was completed.Seven people drove away with a truck full of gold bricks.Where should I go? I drove to the top of a hill, and everyone was very happy.Those six brothers are singing and dancing—we should shake up and get rich now.But this professor doesn't laugh.The brother asked the boss, "Professor, why don't you laugh?" The professor said, "We have obtained the gold bars and nuggets, but they haven't been turned into cash yet, and haven't entered my pocket yet. We haven't fully obtained them yet." It." The six people said: "Why do you say that? Our gold bars and nuggets are right in front of us, in our truck." Everyone looked at them with their eyes and pointed at them, and it was just this truck.

Little did they know, the truck was on the top of the hill, with a slight slope, and the hand brake suddenly broke, and the truck began to slide down, all the way down.These six people desperately went to rescue the truck.Of course, people can't keep up with the wheels, and the truck will rush down.Everyone still ran along, rushed to the foot of the mountain, rushed in front of a big tree, "Kong Tom" suddenly the car overturned, and gold bricks and gold bars were scattered all over the ground. What will you do after everyone is driven down? You must know that there is no longer such a complete, large, and safe means of transportation—trucks—as they prepared.Everyone untied their clothes, picked up a gold bar and stuffed it, and then stuffed it again, stuffing as many pieces as they could, so that they could run away.As a result, they saw this professor, this culprit, with a pipe in his mouth, looking at the six of them stuffing gold bars and bricks into it, watching them laugh.They said: "Boss, Professor, hurry up and stuff a few dollars." He was smoking a pipe, but he didn't stuff it.He said a sentence, which deeply inspired me and became part of my Li Ao outlook on life.What did he talk about? He said: "We are big thieves, we don't want small money, I don't want small gold bars."In mainland China and Taiwan, it is said like this: You are a robber, you are a thief, a thief steals things, and a robber steals people.Not in ancient China. In ancient China, thieves rob people, and robbers steal things.The professor said such a philosophical sentence: We are the ones who steal big money, we are big thieves, and we don't want small money.Put a few gold bricks like this, we don't do this thing-how grand!

Of course with style.Another philosophy of his has also deeply influenced me, that is, when the money is not in your pocket, you don’t count it. When it turns into gold bricks and gold bars in the truck, it is not yours yet. .Did you think it was yours?It's not yours. We have discovered an interesting phenomenon in today's so-called presidential election of the Republic of China.During the ticketing process, many good friends informed me that this time the Blue Army won, and Lien Chan and James Soong won.I just said: When the votes in the south have not been drawn out, the large number of voters in the south, these confused voters, when their votes have not been drawn out, it is better not to make the final conclusion.Sure enough, the final ticket came out and I lost.Losing, it was a very miserable loss. More than 6 million votes were drawn, so many on both sides.But where is the difference?Such a difference of less than one percent, such a small number.In other words, a difference of more than 20,000 votes determines who is elected and who is not.This tells us an important message, that is, Taiwan is divided, because exactly half of it is divided.Why did it split?That is to say, everyone's views on a common issue have torn it apart by themselves.

At this time, as historians, we watched with cold eyes. I remembered a person, and this person was Jefferson, the third president of the United States.When Jefferson died, he was very funny, he wrote a few lines on the front of his tombstone to engrave it.These few lines are translated into Chinese, and I will show you: Thomas Jefferson, the drafter of the American Declaration of Independence, the author of the Virginia Statute of Religious Freedom, and the founder of the University of Virginia, is buried here.Not to mention he was president of the United States.What is the reason?Who is the president of the United States? This is a secular position. Is it worth talking about it like this?Don't talk about it, it's not worth talking about like this, and it's not worth paying attention to like this.

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