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Chapter 15 Fourteen Biography of Mr. Wuwei

monologue in tradition 李敖 1146Words 2018-03-18
——Taking the word "no" as a dictionary I don't know who he is, and I don't know his surname, but he knows that his family background is ineffective, and he has three brothers.People say that he comes from the "land of nothingness" in Zhuangzi, and, most importantly, he is a silent and inactionist. Mr. Wuwei's parents are also inactionists, so Mr. Wuwei's inaction style can be said to be hereditary.His parents originally had no positive intentions to give birth to Wuwei, but when the flower fell by chance, Mr. Wuwei was born in an atmosphere of indifference.His father is a believer of Wang Chong and Kong Rong, and he believes in the theory that "parents do not favor their children". Not only that, he even feels that parents sometimes feel sorry for their children, because he himself is a poor man with nowhere to stand. No clothes, no brown, no way to survive, but such a "sorrowless emperor" was born, and there is really nothing to do.

Fortunately, Mr. Wuwei's father believed deeply in Huang Lao's philosophy. Laozi said "I do nothing and the people transform themselves", but he said "I do nothing and the son lives on his own". He believed that as long as the parents live by doing nothing, the children will have nothing to do pregnancy. Sure enough, Mr. Wuwei lived up to his parents' expectations. Mr. Wuwei was only twenty-five years old, and he was elected as the head of Wuheyou Township.This kind of fame and position is a blessing for others, but for him it is an indispensable labor, so he is a unique official, and his way of being an official is "nothing suitable, nothing to do". Also, he has nothing to do with complicated official documents, he has no worries about difficult problems, he has no reputation for personnel assessment, he does nothing for building bridges and roads, and everything conforms to "I He firmly believes that the principle of "no matter, the people will be rich, and I have no desires, but the people will be simple".

However, things in the world are often created out of nothing, and good people often suffer from innocent disasters. There are some really boring people who start pointlessly targeting Mr. Wuwei, saying that he "has no place to honor Buddha", that he is lawless, that he is greedy, and that he is shameless. Especially... because they appealed to the mob's sentiments, Mr. Wuwei had no choice but to beg to go, in order to achieve his desire to be undisputed and uncontested. Mr. Wuwei had no intention to come out of Xiuxiu, and now he has just become an official without an official, but those careless men and ignorant women still don't let him go. They spread rumors about him and made him feel ashamed; condolences He has no place to hide, although he has no shame in his heart, but he knows that he has been ruined by the post of township head -- he doesn't even need to "govern", so why should he "govern by doing nothing"? ?Miao Ben is fine, so why encourage it?With nowhere to go, bored and desperate, he wrote two confessional poems:

Great Wisdom Ruoyu is very Taoist, Daqiaoruozhuo is very famous. The world is as soft as water, Lao Shi's elephant is always invisible. Guan Yin forced people to become a masterpiece, Old Dan used to be my family. Eternal mantras are left behind, The Buddha's head is covered with dung, so don't pick up flowers. With no attachments and no bright future, Mr. Wuwei can't survive no matter what, but no one knows how he died or where he died. In the infinite hell of the bottomless ravine, he became an impermanent horse; perhaps he became an uncrowned emperor in the boundless blessing of never winter and summer; perhaps he reached the pure land of infinite life and light; A paradise of ignorance and utter dullness... Wherever he goes, he will always think of the advice given to him by Confucius:

What is the husband doing?Gongji is just south! So he sat upright, facing the south, picked up the ballpoint pen, and wrote his "self-sacrifice", which is If you learn books, you won't succeed; if you learn swords, you won't succeed; if you donate books and abandon swords in anger, you won't learn Without skill, it won't work.Woah!Enjoy! Written in one breath on the night of April 2, 1961
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