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Chapter 349 Chapter 88 I Can't Laugh

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Shan Daofeng looked at the fainted Dragon King, and then at Yin Hui who persisted for a second longer than the Dragon King, a little at a loss. And the people in the restaurant looked at Yin Hui like a monster. They all wanted to see what was going on with this man?Why are you so ignorant? Although they thought it was a great thing for him to defeat the Dragon King, don't you know that you have to save face for the Dragon King in the Dragon King's territory?You will hurt the Dragon King's self-esteem by doing so.It will be even more difficult to hang around here in the future. But Yin Hui didn't care at all, because he knew that the Dragon King was not that kind of stingy person.

"How about this! Shandaofeng, you send the Dragon King back to the room, and you arrange a few people to take us to find a place to settle down temporarily. Looking at their appearance, they won't be able to wake up for a while." Ke Daonan said. "Okay, then let's do this!" Shan Daofeng nodded, and then greeted two people from the side. It was their honor to be able to serve the Dragon King, so not long after, they gathered together a lot of people, waiting excitedly for Shan Daofeng's instructions. "You four carry the Dragon King to the Dragon King's dormitory." She ordered them with a blank expression like an officer.

"Understood!" The four lifted the Dragon King up with serious expressions as if they had accepted the most important task in their lives, and walked out of the restaurant. "Let's go, I'll take you to find your resting place." Shandaofeng walked ahead and said. "Hurry up and follow." The scalpel picked up Yin Hui's slightly thin body and followed.This guy is so heavy!Like a dead pig that has been starved and emaciated. However, a starved person is heavier than a fat person, and after turning a few turns, he was so tired that he was out of breath, so he had to throw Yin Hui to the special forces.

The special soldier had just drank two cups, and there was nowhere to use the strength he had pent up, so he grabbed his body and carried him on his shoulders, just like an adult playing with a child, carrying Yin Hui without feeling any difficulty at all. There are huge cacti everywhere here, only the small criss-crossing paths intersect in it. If you are not familiar with this place, you will definitely go to the wrong place. "Don't run around if you have nothing to do, because some areas here are forbidden areas. If you break in, you will be stabbed to death directly. This is also set up to prevent some enemies who disguise themselves as dragons from breaking in." Feng explained to them patiently, because she knew that as long as she was negligent, these people would probably die in this cactus forest.

"Understood." Yellow Crane Tower nodded again and again: "I will take good care of these boys." Because he is the oldest in the team, so he called these people boys. "Well, that's good." Shan Daofeng casually said, and then led them into a narrow path like the rest. At the end of the narrow path, they could see a small door. When they approached, they realized that this place was a small villa area. Although the space was not very large, there were many small villas. They walked in and found that although the decoration of this villa was not as luxurious and spacious as the real rich man's big villa, it was clean and the decoration was simple and simple. One glance at it would make it feel clean and neat, and the troubles in their hearts seemed to be exaggerated by the clean atmosphere conveyed here optimistic.

"You will live here temporarily." Shan Daofeng said: "When the Dragon King wakes up, he will assign you tasks." "Then what should we do if we want to go out?" The scalpel felt a little aggrieved when he thought that he would be bored here for a long time. "Then you will have to pay the price of being smashed to pieces." Shan Daofeng said coldly. "Then...forget it." The scalpel shook his head, then retreated: "I won't go out even if I'm suffocated." Seeing that her intimidation had worked, Shan Daofeng didn't stay any longer, but turned around and left.

"Single sword phoenix." Yin Hui, who was so drunk that he didn't look like it, suddenly spoke: "Do you have communication equipment here? Can I contact people from the outside world?" "Yes." Shan Daofeng turned around and said: "There is a telephone in each bedroom, and you can make long distance calls." "En!" After Yin Hui's vicissitudes of life sounded, he fell asleep and lay on the sofa. After Shan Daofeng glanced at it, he left without hesitation. "I'm going to blow up the phone and take revenge on them." The scalpel had an evil smile on his face.Everyone didn't pay much attention to his insidious villain mentality, they just sent Yin Hui to the room, and then they left.

But Ke Daonan stayed. She touched his forehead just now and found it was hot. She was afraid that something would happen to him, so she took the initiative to stay and take care of him. She first went to the kitchen to get a basin of cold water, then took a towel, wiped his forehead with a little alcohol, and then carefully applied the wet towel to his forehead. After doing all this, she sat on the edge of the bed out of breath, looking at Yin Hui who was sleeping peacefully. After working hard all day, I was also a little tired, so I found a chair, lay my upper body on the bed, and fell asleep carefully.

... In the Dragon King's small bunker, Shan Daofeng looked at the Dragon King's ruddy hot face with some worry, and was a little at a loss, so he called the military doctor in the Dragon Team. Not long after hanging up the phone, there was a slight knock on the door.She frowned, wondering why the military doctor was so fast? But when she opened the door, she realized that the person standing at the door was not a military doctor, but Uncle Long. Uncle Long glared at her angrily, and walked up swaggeringly, looking at the red-faced Dragon King who smelled of alcohol, a little surprised.

Shan Daofeng pointed a gun at Uncle Long's head before, and almost exploded his lungs. If this little girl hadn't pointed the gun at his head, he would definitely have chopped her up. Originally, he wanted to kill Shan Daofeng after he came back, but now he is in the small bunker of the Dragon King, and he dare not do anything.My heart was full of contempt for Shan Daofeng: "I knew that hiding in the Dragon King's small bunker to seek refuge would really embarrass the Dragon Team." "Dragon King is drinking again?" Uncle Long asked angrily. "Hmm!" Shan Daofeng knew that he had provoked Uncle Long, and he would definitely hate him to the bone. Since he has a bad attitude towards him, why should he give her good looks?

This is what Yin Hui taught her, and it makes sense now that she thinks about it, so she followed Yin Hui's order and replied coldly.Anyway, that kid has already said that even if the sky falls, he will support him, so what else do I have to worry about? "What's your attitude?" Uncle Long gave him a hard look. If eyes could kill, Uncle Long would have already killed Dandaofeng N times. "That's the attitude." Shan Daofeng replied coldly here. If being angry could piss people off, Uncle Long would have been pissed off N+1 times by now. How could Shandaofeng dare to talk to himself with such an attitude before?But now has she eaten the guts of the ambitious leopard? It's all that damn kid, it's all because she's been with that damn kid for too long, that's why she's like this. Uncle Long blamed all this on Yin Hui, thinking that when he had a chance in the future, he would definitely kill that boy.Anyway, he heard that Yin Hun and Long San had bet on gold medals, and now the four gold medals in his hand should be completely lost!A mocking smile filled his heart. He knows Long San's drinking capacity, ordinary people are really no match for him.Not to mention Yin Hui, a brat who has never seen the world. "Shan Dao Feng, come out for a moment, I have something to tell you." After glaring at Shan Dao Feng, Uncle Long said in an orderly tone. "I'm taking care of the Dragon King, so I'm not free." Shan Daofeng said coldly. "Ahhh!" Uncle Long was about to go crazy, this woman was getting more and more outrageous. "This is an order. I have something important to explain to you." "I'm sorry, I don't have time." She shook her head and said firmly. "How dare you disobey your orders?" Uncle Long was furious, his hair was curled up, and his hands clenched into fists with hatred, making a clicking sound. "Is your order important, or the safety of the Dragon King?" Shan Daofeng brought the topic to the Dragon King, using the Dragon King as his shield. She learned this trick from Yin Hui, he just loves to dig into corners so much. This trick really works.Uncle Long hesitated for a long time, but he couldn't think of a countermeasure, so he left an angry look in his eyes, and turned to leave. "Wait!" Uncle Long said in a low voice when closing the door, and then closed the door. Seeing Uncle Long leave, Shan Daofeng showed a faint smile at the corner of his mouth. Only then did he taste the intoxicating taste of rebellion, and he felt that he liked this feeling a little bit. "Single sword phoenix, good job." Suddenly, the Dragon King's indistinct voice came from behind.She turned her head in panic, and then looked at Dragon King's half-closed eyes in surprise. "Dragon King, you... When did you wake up?" Shan Dao Feng asked in surprise.She was really afraid that the Dragon King would blame herself for using him as her shield just now. But the Dragon King said just now that he was doing well, and it should be clear from this sentence that he didn't mean to blame himself at all. "When he came in." The Dragon King glanced at the door, and then transferred the realization to Shan Daofeng: "Yin Hui hasn't woken up yet!" "..." She thought for a while, and then said, "I haven't woken up yet." "Hehe! I knew that kid was not as good as me." The Dragon King had a smug smile on his face: "But it's hard for that kid, he can drink three times as much, and he's almost catching up with me." Seeing the somewhat excited expression on the Dragon King's face, Shan Daofeng suddenly interjected: "Dragon King, I lied, please punish me!" "Lying? Lying is normal, as long as you know your mistakes!" The Dragon King seemed to have no time to pay attention to these trivial matters, but continued to immerse himself in his own victory. "Actually, this lie is closely related to you. I'm not sure if you want to listen to it or not?" Shan Daofeng said with some worry. "Oh? What's the matter? Are you talking about it?" The Dragon King began to pay attention to the existence of Shan Dao Feng, and asked with a smile. "Actually, I told a lie just now, Yin Hui has already woken up." "..." The Dragon King's smile froze on his face, as if frozen, it took a long time to put away that smiling expression, and then stared at Shan Daofeng with incredulous eyes and asked: "What you said is true? Yin Hui has already woken up?" "It's absolutely true!" Shan Daofeng swore, "I swear, he even asked me if there was a phone in my room, and he seemed to be quite conscious." "Hey..." The Dragon King was extremely disappointed, as if he had climbed from the first floor to the 100th floor during a power outage, and when he had climbed to the 9th floor, a call came suddenly, and it was not right to ask him to take the elevator. It's not that I don't take the elevator, I even have the urge to jump off the building. "But in my heart, you are still the best." Shan Daofeng said to comfort the Dragon King. "Forget it, you don't need to comfort me." The Dragon King thought about it quickly, and the sad expression on his face quickly disappeared: "Forget it, we are all old, so we won't compete with young people for that. It's set. You go and call Yin Hui, I have a task to give him." "Understood." Shan Daofeng nodded, then quickly turned and left.The order of the Dragon King is the imperial decree, and she dare not disobey it.And since he has his own life, Uncle Long should not dare to do anything to him. As soon as she reached the door, there was a knock on the door. She opened the door and saw that it was the military doctor who had arrived late. "Go back!" Dragon King said nonchalantly, noticing the military doctor in a white coat. "This..." They looked at Shan Daofeng with some embarrassment. "Go back!" Shan Daofeng glared at them, then closed the door. The military doctors turned around helplessly. It was their honor to see the Dragon King. They had endured for so many years in the army and finally waited for a chance to see the Dragon King. But now they were driven back by the Dragon King. How could they be reconciled? It’s like the person who climbed the elevator with no electricity. When he climbed to the 100th floor, there was still no call, but when he was about to open the door, he found that they had left the key on the first floor. That kind of situation... Forget it, just Jump off the building! Clap clap! Shan Daofeng, who finally came to the villa where Yin Hui and the others were staying after bypassing dozens of secret passages, knocked vigorously on the door that was locked tightly by them, making a sound of duk duk duk, and the noise filled their ears. "Who?" The scalpel was busy dialing pornographic calls, but suddenly he heard a knock on the door, he immediately hung up the phone, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, he thought someone had found out about him Acted obscenely. "Me!" Dandaofeng's cold voice came from the door. He let out a long breath, walked out of his narrow bedroom, and opened the door. Shan Daofeng didn't even look at the scalpel, and asked directly, "Is Yin Hui awake? The Dragon King wants to see him." "Wake up!" Yin Hui's figure appeared at the stairs on the second floor, looked at Shan Daofeng, smiled at her, and said, "Let's go! I also want to meet the Dragon King." Shan Daofeng nodded, then turned and walked out, followed by Yin Hui. "Boss, do you want me to protect you?" "No need to." But before they walked out of the room, a member of a small team came up, saluted Shan Daofeng and Yin Hui, and then reported his name: "Reporting sir, we are from the information department of the dragon team. Because we received news from the Information Headquarters that someone in this building was making pornographic calls, so we came over to take a look.” "..." Brother, please, our place is also a dragon team, a weapon of the country, every soldier, plant and tree here exudes patriotic brilliance, and any facility may involve security issues.You...you fucking use Dragon Team's phone to call pornographic numbers... How embarrassing is Dragon Team's human feelings! How can love be worthy of love, how can love be worthy of love, how can love be worthy of love, how can love be worthy of love! ! ! Shan Daofeng glared at the scalpel, and he backed away with a flushed face. "Go back! It's okay." Shan Daofeng said. "Understood." The information team immediately turned and left under the captain's command. His own subordinates did such a thing, and he, the captain, couldn't hold back his face, and said with a smile: "This kid has no shortcomings, he is just flirtatious, and flirtatious. Hehe!" "Is this also called Merry?" Shan Daofeng said bluntly: "This is simply obscene." "Yes, dirty, dirty." Yin Hui said with a smile: "By the way, is the Dragon King awake?" Yin Hui asked. "Woke up!" "Are you awake? That old guy is not bad!" He admired a few words: "At such an age, he can still drink so much. I really underestimated him." "If the Dragon King hears these words, you will surely die." "Whatever, I'll say it even if I'm sure I'm going to die. Because this is what I say in my heart. If I don't say it, it will rot in my stomach. If it becomes moldy and fermented, I can't get it out." "You are very interesting." Shan Daofeng said indifferently. "Interesting, don't you still laugh?" "Why should I laugh?" She shook her head: "And I don't like to laugh either." "..." "Smile, ten years old, you smile more..." "That's a fool's trick." "Okay! Then you will feel better if you smile!" "But I can't laugh." "Can't laugh?" Yin Hui's eyes widened, and finally said helplessly: "Okay then! You can practice like me and see how I smile." After speaking, he opened two big mouths, and then showed eight teeth, that smile was very natural. Shan Daofeng turned her head to take a closer look, then continued to walk forward. "Will you meet? If you do, just show me a smile." Yin Hui looked at Shan Daofeng expectantly.He really wanted to see what such a serious woman would look like when she smiled, it must be very charming! "It's ugly!" Shan Daofeng turned her head to look for a while, and finally spit out these two words. "..." Heaven and earth!How do you create this kind of people who don't know how to appreciate other people's smiles?Have you forgotten to give this person an expression, a soul, and the ability to discern beauty?She was so handsome that she called her ugly.Irony, it must be irony. He said so. Following behind Shan Daofeng, he circled left and right, and finally got out of the leafy cactus and arrived at the small bunker of the Dragon King. Under his leadership, they went up to the second floor and knocked on the Dragon King's door. "Sit!" Dragon King pointed to the seat next to him and said. Only then did Yin Hui notice that he was not the only one in the room, there was another person standing beside the Dragon King. He was Long San, who was drunk by himself and cheated him of the silver medal. If nothing else, he came here to get his silver medal back. Yin Hui was not polite, nodded at them, and sat down without hesitation. In this way, there are only two people sitting in the room, Dragon King and Yin Hui. In fact, no one is qualified to sit in the Dragon King's room, because the Dragon King is the soul of the Dragon Team, and he does not allow anyone to sit on an equal footing with him. But at this moment, Yin Hui couldn't hear any polite words, and sat down directly, as if they were good friends. Long San felt contempt for him in his heart, if in the past, someone was so ignorant of etiquette, Uncle Long would have been angry long ago.He seemed to have seen the scene of Yin Hui being chopped into pieces by the Dragon King. But things didn't seem to be developing as he calculated in his heart. The Dragon King was not angry, and he didn't beat Yin Hui into a cripple with a palm. Instead, he smiled kindly and asked, "Long San, what are you doing here?" ? Tell me!" Dragon King looked at Long San, frowned, and asked.
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