Chapter 29 Chapter 29: The Majestic Tang Family Miss

Tang Yan praised Yin Hui all the way, and now she is still immersed in vanity.Tang Yan couldn't help but secretly laugh out loud when she thought of how many sisters who used to look down on her now fawned over her. In front of Yin Hui, she was a little girl at all, without the coldness she had when she was wearing the uniform of an embalmer. Back home, out of reward for Yin Hui, Tang Yan went to the kitchen to cook a few side dishes, but Yin Hui was still not immune to rough work such as washing rice... "Dinner is ready!" Tang Yan shouted happily as she brought the dishes and rice to the dining table.

Looking at these lightly colored and messy dishes.Yin Hui frowned first, then burst out laughing. "Hey, why are you laughing?" Tang Yan was naturally very angry at Yin Hui's ridicule, and glared at Yin Hui, thinking that he was being a donkey with good intentions. "Miss, this is not how the vegetables are fried." Yin Hun picked up a vegetable and shook it in front of his face: "If I'm not wrong, you didn't wash the vegetables!" Tang Yan was a little surprised: "How do you know?" Yin Hui pinched the dish with chopsticks, and Yin Hui took out the corpse of a cabbage caterpillar and put it on the table.

Seeing this bug, Tang Yan dropped her chopsticks with a bang, and immediately stood up, panicked: "Get away quickly, quickly remove this bug." Yin Hui froze for a moment, this girl is really strange!Tang Yan, who works in a funeral home and comes into contact with corpses every day, is actually afraid of bug corpses, which is really ridiculous. After throwing away the vegetables, Yin Hui tasted the beans again: "It's raw!" Tang Yan also clamped her mouth, and Liu Mei frowned slightly: "It is true, the heat is not easy to control." Yin Hui tasted the shredded carrot and pork again, before he swallowed it, he sprayed it on the ground and coughed violently.Tang Yan hurried over, patted him on the back and asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

Yin Hui tried his best to hold back his cough, shook his head and said, "Girl, what kind of hatred do we have, you want to do something like this!" Tang Yan punched Yin Hui's back hard a few times: "What are you talking about?" Yin Hui still coughed: "It's too bitter! How much salt did you put?" Tang Yan compared with her hands: "About a spoonful! It's too salty? Weren't you by my side at the time, why didn't you tell me?" Yin Hui took a few sips of water: "I was washing rice at the time." Tang Yan tentatively asked: "Is it true that you can't eat it?" Yin Hui pointed to the dish and said, "You can try it, I guarantee you will never forget this taste."

Tang Yan ran back to her seat and said with a smile, "Since the taste is special, I won't try it." "No, no, you have to eat, after all, you made it yourself." Yin Hui took a bite of the dish and walked towards her. Tang Yan stepped aside: "No, you are too polite, you should savor it slowly." Yin Hui had a smirk on his face: "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy together! Come and have a taste!" "No!" Tang Yan quickly ran into the house. "Little girl, it's no use shouting out your voice today!" Yin Hui followed into her room.

"Rape, molestation, obscenity!" Tang Yan yelled. "Damn!" Yin Hui escaped from her room, shouting like that would really call the police, and then he would really jump into the Yellow River and couldn't clean himself up. After barely making do with a meal, Yin Hui's stomach was already growling before dawn, knocking on Tang Yan's door. "What are you doing?" Tang Yan's sticky voice came, and it seemed that she hadn't woken up yet. "It's time to go to work." Yin Hui replied lazily. "Oh!" Tang Yan's voice was muffled, she creaked and opened the door, looked at Yin Hui who was standing at the door, and rubbed her eyes sleepily: "Director Ma called last night, today the factory organized an outing, I declined, and today we both have a day off."

Yin Hui was stunned for a moment, looking at Tang Yan in pajamas, the most primitive desire of a man rose in his head instantly. A small bra with slings almost slipped off her breasts, and the two suspenders fell to the ends of her arms, and the fat skirt on her lower body was also caught by the belt and rolled up.Looking at it from Yin Hui's angle, it happened to give a glimpse of his delicate and soft body. Saliva flowed out. "Oops!" Looking at herself following Yin Hui's gaze, Tang Yan realized something was wrong, and cursed wildly, "Rogue." Then she closed the door with a bang.

Yin Hui smiled wryly: "Women are really fickle. They pursued me hard a few days ago, but when I really needed it, this little girl called me a hooligan." After waiting on the sofa for a long time, Tang Yan came out of the room slowly.In his hand he held the washing utensils. Just watching Tang Yan go back and forth between the bathroom and the room several times before finishing cleaning up.Yin Hui who watched was furious: "I've never seen such a slow woman." Then he looked at himself.Sticky and covered in stinky sweat, he went straight into the bathroom to take a shower.

Entering the bathroom, Yin Hui took off his clothes, opened his hood, and let the cold water wash over his body. Yin Hui saw a piece of soap in a box on a wooden frame, and picked it up. Looking at something carefully, the whole body suddenly became hot, and the cold water seemed to be unable to cool down the heat at this time.It turned out that there was a hair on top of the soap. It was black and curly, with a faint luster, but the length was no more than an inch. Naturally, this could not be Tang Yan's hair, but was it from the hair of Tang Yan? Yin Hui can probably guess where it is, because it is similar to the hair somewhere on his body. Thinking that it comes from Tang Yan's private parts, for him who is full of vigor, it would be too hot and hot. I know that Yin Hui is also a normal man.

At this moment, Yin Hui's eyes accidentally saw something again, which was a basin placed under the wooden frame, inside the basin.In addition to a top worn by Tang Yan, there are two other things, one is a red chest photo, and the other is a small huddle. It can be judged that this should be a pair of red silk underwear. Seeing these things, Yin Hui's heart suddenly became hotter and hotter, and it was hard to control his restlessness, but after seeing these things, he still couldn't get rid of the impulse, so he kept using cold water to cool down his body temperature , dashed into the cold water, and sighed secretly: "Oh! This girl..."

I don't know how much time has passed. Yin Hui was wearing a bathrobe and was wiping his wet hair with a towel. In a word, it was cool!But I was still thinking about Tang Yan, especially the things I saw in the bathroom just now, it was really easy for people to imagine. In the living room, Tang Yan was sitting on the sofa, eating ice cream as if nothing had happened. Looking at the pile of empty boxes in front of Tang Yan, Yin Hui was speechless for a while, this girl is a pig?Emotions eat ice cream as a meal? As if aware of Yin Hui's surprise, Tang Yan glared at Yin Hui angrily, as if to say: What are you looking at, you can eat it if you are not convinced? Tang Yan has a habit - whenever she is angry, she will eat to vent, the more angry she is, the more she eats. In the past, because she often went to taekwondo halls and yoga halls, she did not gain weight. On the contrary, she maintained her figure very well. But since Yin Hui lived with her, her weight has skyrocketed. Because...she was always very angry by Yin Hui, and she ate a lot more than before when she was angry. However, today it was not Yin Hui who was angry, but Luo Zhe. When she thought of this bastard, she was really angry Even the spoon was bent, Yin Hui saw it in his eyes and felt cold in his heart, fortunately it was a spoon, not his little brother... After quickly finishing the fifth box of ice cream, Tang Yan wiped her mouth, looked at Yin Hui, and said, "Asshole, today is a holiday, I have to go shopping, you can go with me." "Drinking a glass of juice after taking a shower is really refreshing!" Yin Hui ignored Tang Yan, poured himself a glass of apple juice, and drank it comfortably. "Hey, did you hear me talking to you?" Tang Yan wanted to go up and bite Yin Hui. Yin Hui pretended to be surprised: "You talked to me? When?" "..." Tang Yan almost fainted out of breath, and immediately counterattacked: "Are you deaf?" "Although the ears are a bit dirty, it's not enough to become deaf?" Yin Hui plucked out his ears indecently, and blew gently: "Just now, I only heard you calling you a bastard." Looking at Yin Hui's indecent movements and listening to Yin Hui's words, Tang Yan was completely speechless. She took a few deep breaths in a row to stabilize her emotions, and then squeezed out a delicate smile: "Honey, can you go shopping with me today?" "Well, it's a two-day holiday. Go shopping today and sleep tomorrow. Besides, there should be many beautiful women on the street, so it's worth visiting." Yin Hui thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay." Grandma, bear, you accompany me to the street to see beautiful women? Tang Yan was shaking with anger, but when she thought of the plan she had made while eating ice cream, she showed a bright smile again. That smile gave Yin Hui a chill, and his intuition told him that this girl dug a hole for him, a big hole! Beijing is the capital of China and the most prosperous city in the country. In Beijing, you can easily see famous cars that often appear in car magazines on the street, and you can also buy products of any well-known brand on the commercial street. , Of course, the premise is that you have enough money. To be honest, Yin Hui really likes the feeling of being in the crowd. Whenever he is in the crowd, he always feels very relaxed. He will feel that although he is an mortician, he has not deviated from real life. He is still a grain of sand in the desert of life, not a cactus in the desert. He is isolated like an abandoned child. The commercial street is overcrowded, densely crowded among the high-rise buildings. From a distance, it looks like a group of ants crawling in the steel forest. There are many people, there are naturally many women, and there are naturally more beauties. Yellow skinned, white skinned, black skinned... Local, foreign, foreign... There are all kinds of beauties on the street, and they almost attract the attention of all the men on the street. A face as beautiful as a fairy, beautiful white legs, turbulent peaks, high buttocks, slender willow waist... These are the capital for women to attract men's attention, and they are also the most able to arouse men's primitive desires. "Hey, have you seen enough?" Tang Yan, like Yin Hui, likes the feeling of being in the crowd. She thinks it is so lively, but today, she is a little upset, because Yin Hui came to this business after getting off the car with her. Behind the street, he never took his eyes off the women on the street. Hearing Tang Yan's words, Yin Hui looked away, and said with a chuckle, "Little Tangtang, don't get excited, I just want to see if there are any women who are prettier than you, but unfortunately, after walking for so long, no one has appeared .” Yin Hui's flattery was like sending charcoal in the snow. Tang Yan, whose anger value had soared to 5000, was in a good mood, and she raised her head proudly: "Huh! You finally said something human!" "Well, that, beautiful and charming Miss Tang, look, the weather is very hot, how about we go to a cold drink shop and have a cold drink?" Seeing Tang Yan's face was full of joy, Yin Hui asked with a smile. Looking at the malicious smile on Yin Hui's face, Tang Yan suddenly realized: This guy definitely wants to find a place to sit down and watch beautiful women! Knowing this, the smug smile on Tang Yan's face disappeared without a trace. She snorted coldly and said, "You just came here, and you just want to find a place to rest? There's no door!" After all, she didn't care whether Yin Hui was willing or not, she dragged Yin Hui to a perfume shop of a well-known brand. Beside Yin Hui, many men saw Tang Yan's actions and cast sympathetic glances at Yin Hui. Obviously, they all knew that it was a man's dream to sleep in the same bed with a beautiful woman, but shopping with a beautiful woman was definitely not what a good thing. However... What left them speechless was that instead of being depressed, Yin Hui had an expression of enjoyment on his face. You know, this is the first time Tang Yan took the initiative to hold his hand! After walking a few steps, Tang Yan seemed to have noticed this, and quickly let go of her hand, only to see Yin Hui's smiling expression. God!I actually took the initiative to pull this bastard's hand?And looking at his expression, do you think I'm picking on him in reverse? Tang Yan wanted to cry but had no tears, she wished she could find a hole in the ground immediately.There are no caves, but a dazzling array of stores. Tang Yan decided to turn her grief into purchasing power. What is a shopaholic? What is spending money like water? Tang Yan is the most typical example. Clothing store, jewelry store, perfume store, bag store... These are Tang Yan's favorite places to enter. Every time she goes in and comes out empty-handed, the weight in Yin Hui's hands is increasing. "I'm talking about the Tang family's eldest lady, is it almost the same?" After working as a coolie for more than three hours, Yin Hui finally understood why Tang Yan asked him to go shopping. This is completely torture!Compared with carrying the bag, when Tang Yan was picking things, standing by the side and waiting foolishly was the most depressing thing for Yin Hui. Seeing Yin Hui's painful expression, Tang Yan finally showed a bright smile: "Tired?" "Tired!" Yin Hui nodded without hesitation. Tang Yan asked softly, "Do you want to find a place to rest?" "Think!" Yin Hui continued to nod. A look of anxiety flashed in Tang Yan's eyes: "One more shop, we'll find a place to eat." Hearing Tang Yan's words, Yin Hui suddenly became full of energy, as if he had won the war of resistance, and urged: "Then let's go!" "It's right here." Tang Yan pointed to the storefront on the left, with a triumphant smile on her face. Yin Hui looked in the direction of Tang Yan's finger, and immediately froze in place! It was a shop with English subtitles on the sign. Yin Hui recognized those English subtitles, and it was a well-known underwear brand. "Let's go?" Seeing the smile on Yin Hui's face froze, Tang Yan felt so happy!Let you be arrogant to Miss Ben again? After a brief moment of stupefaction, Yin Hui showed a embarrassed expression, and finally shook his head: "Well, it seems that it's not good for me, a big man, to go into that kind of shop. You should go by yourself! I'll wait for you outside." "No! If you don't come in with me, then I'll continue to stroll until it gets dark!" Tang Yan looked resolute. This lady finally poked your weak spot, how can I let you pass the test easily? As if he had already guessed that Tang Yan would say this, Yin Hui didn't feel the slightest surprise, but asked solemnly: "Then if I accompany you to finish shopping in this store, let's stop shopping and go eat?" "Yeah!" Tang Yan nodded quickly. She didn't believe that Yin Hui dared to follow her into the underwear store. Since she became an adult, she had gone to buy underwear many times, and it was rare for a man to accompany a woman into the underwear store to buy underwear. Especially this kind of high-end storefront. The fact was once again beyond Tang Yan's expectations. Instead of backing down, Yin Hui looked excited: "Then let's go! What are you still doing?" Who are you bluffing?I really can't believe you dare to enter! Tang Yan stared at Yin Hui suspiciously for a few seconds, thought for a while, and walked into the underwear store first. It's just going into an underwear store, and it's not like going up a mountain of swords or down into a sea of ​​fire, so why not dare? Yin Hui was overjoyed. He pretended to be embarrassed before to confuse Tang Yan and let Tang Yan agree to rest after visiting the underwear store. No matter who picks who, in a sense, the two are destined to be enemies. It is foreseeable that the game between the two will continue. It seems a little too early to say who will win. As a well-known women's underwear store, the underwear in this store is full of beautiful things, avant-garde, bold, sexy, transparent, and even the legendary thong panties... Generally speaking, women's underwear is divided into two types, one is for You can touch your butt after taking off your panties, and the other is to touch your panties after you touch your butt. And thong panties are the best in the second situation-even if you touch your ass all over, you can't touch the thong!Because... it's hidden in the crevice.The underwear store is a woman's world. In addition to the colorful underwear, there are fashionable and noble women carefully choosing underwear. Judging from their expressions, choosing underwear is far more difficult than choosing a jacket. The arrival of Yin Hui, like throwing a stone into a calm lake, immediately stirred up a wave of waves. Some women who were holding sexy lingerie found that there was a man in the store suddenly, and they all blushed like frightened deer, put down the sexy lingerie in their hands, and turned their attention to those underwear that looked 'normal' . For them, they have the courage to put on all kinds of attractive poses in sexy lingerie in front of their men, but they are ashamed to choose sexy lingerie that makes a man spurt blood in front of a strange man.Of course, there are also some women who are daring to open a room and continue to discuss which one to buy with the clerk after a brief daze. Tang Yan originally thought that Yin Hui was just swollen to look like a fat person, so she didn't dare to go into the underwear store with her, but she didn't think that she had miscalculated, especially after seeing Yin Hui's sanctimonious look at the beauties in the store choosing sexy lingerie, her competitive nature Immediately aroused. She stepped forward, picked up a thin and transparent black lace thong, and handed it to Yin Hui's eyes, shaking it on purpose, and asked coquettishly, "Honey, do you think I look good in this?" "My wife! Black is famous for its sex appeal. When a woman wears black underwear, she will exude infinite temptation, which can arouse the most primitive impulse of men and give men an irresistible sense of sexual temptation." Yin Hui said without any shame: "But , I don’t think this one works best on its own. If you can pair it with cropped black stockings and a backless apron, I’m definitely going to be a beast at night!” "Shua!" For a moment, there was no sound in the underwear store, and everyone turned their eyes to Yin Hui in unison, as if they were seeing a monster, and their expressions should be as wonderful as they are. Tang Yan was completely stunned as if struck by lightning! Faced with everyone's fiery eyes, Yin Hui not only did not feel embarrassed, on the contrary, he accepted the thin and transparent Triumph in Tang Yan's hand calmly. Tang Yan's face was flushed red, as if dripping water, he actually asked me to wear this Triumph to show him?And took it shamelessly? Thinking of this, Tang Yan wished she could immediately find a crack in the ground and sneak in. Where did this treasure come from?In front of so many women, not only did he say that he wanted that girl to wear a Triumph for him?Still took the Triumph with a calm face? Not only Tang Yan, some introverted women in the lingerie store were shocked at first when they saw Yin Hui's bold move, and then showed shy expressions on their faces. There are also some women who instinctively think that Yin Hui has a love for underwear, that Yin Hui is a pervert, and look at Yin Hui with disgust. Yin Hui, on the other hand, didn't care, and smiled and said, "You don't have to look at me so strangely. No matter how women dress up, they want to attract men's attention, especially when they wear sexy lingerie. When you put on your newly bought After your sexy lingerie, only if your man turns into a beast, it proves that the sexy lingerie you chose is right. On the contrary, if your men see you wearing the newly bought sexy lingerie, and there is no reaction that a man should have, then you All your hard work was in vain.” How shameless!How shameless!What a shame! Hearing Yin Hui's words, Tang Yan wanted to die. She really wanted to leave the underwear shop immediately, but everyone's eyes fell on her and Yin Hui, making her feel as if there was a thousand catties under her feet. Can't move. Compared with Tang Yan, some other women in the store changed their views on Yin Hui because of Yin Hui's words. Those women who thought Yin Hui was a pervert looked at Yin Hui also changed, and those who were originally bored looked at Yin Hui. Sao didn't dare to look at Yin Hui's woman, and boldly cast her eyes on Yin Hui, expecting Yin Hui to continue talking. As Yin Hui said, they put all their effort into choosing sexy lingerie here just to please their men on the bed, so that their men would not have the energy to go outside for flirting besides paying the public rations. Among them, several plump young women looked at Yin Hui provocatively, as if they wanted to go to bed with Yin Hui to verify Yin Hui's theory. At the beginning, the clerks in the underwear store felt overwhelmed by Yin Hui's astonishing words and bold actions-although they had seen men accompany women to choose underwear, but like Yin Hui's bold and straightforward behavior The white man was the first. At this time, after hearing Yin Hui's words, a plump young woman immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "This gentleman is right. With the advancement of our country's sexual concept, women's requirements for underwear are no longer No longer limited to wearing healthy and comfortable clothes, there is another more important factor: sexy." Speaking of which, she glanced at Yin Hui gratefully, and continued: "However, how can you be sexy? As this gentleman said, sexy is not sexy. It doesn't count if a woman says it, but a man does it." "This handsome guy, help my sister choose a set of underwear?" As soon as the female shopkeeper's voice fell, a plump young woman with a charming expression immediately cast a wink at Yin Hui. "Sorry, I only choose underwear for my wife. After all, I can see her wearing it, but I can't see you." After Yin Hui said, he handed the Triumph in his hand to Tang Yan with a smile, and said with a smile: " Isn't that right? Wife?" Tang Yan instinctively withdrew her hand, as if what Yin Hui gave her was a bomb.And Yin Hui called his wife to the left and his wife to the right, making her almost cry, but she didn't dare to explain anything in public. And the young woman who seduced Yin Hui frowned in anger. Just as she was about to say something, Yin Hui continued: "However, I suggest that you consider white in addition to black. White symbolizes purity, although It’s not as sexy as black, but most men like pure women.” How does this jerk know so much about lingerie? Hearing Yin Hui's words, even Tang Yan was surprised, but she immediately remembered Yin Hui's actions in the morning, and suddenly understood something in her heart: this bastard who stepped on shit is definitely a pervert! In fact, Yin Hui didn't know much about women's underwear, but when he had a relationship with Dave, Dave wore black and white sexy underwear, which aroused his sexual interest the most, so he made the above remarks. Some women in the store who originally planned to buy sexy lingerie, after hearing Yin Hui's words, turned their attention to those white sexy lingerie, and the shop owner gave Yin Hui another grateful glance, and then walked forward quickly. , to serve those customers. Yin Hui looked at Tang Yan with a smile as if nothing had happened, and said, "Honey, do you still want to buy it?" "Of course I bought it! However, this is my own business, you wait for me outside!" Tang Yan was a little depressed when he made things difficult for Yin Hui, but she did want to buy some new underwear. Of course, with Yin Hui's previous performance, she Naturally, she didn't want Yin Hui to stay in the store, otherwise, she wouldn't have the courage to choose underwear. God knows what shocking words Yin Hui would say. Yin Hui smiled and walked out of the underwear store without saying anything. His actions made some young women in the store who were about to ask Yin Hui to choose underwear a little bit regretful. However, those young women seemed to understand something, and they all surrounded Tang Yan... Yin Hui didn't know about all this. After leaving the underwear store, he took out a cigarette directly, lit it, and smoked it comfortably, regardless of whether he was in public. When he finished smoking a cigarette, Tang Yan came out of the underwear shop with a flushed face, looking at Yin Hui with murderous intent. Just now, after Yin Hui left the lingerie store, the women in the store who wanted Yin Hui's idea to buy underwear gathered around Tang Yan and asked Tang Yan what kind of underwear she usually bought, and some simply asked what kind of underwear Tang Yan bought. Underwear, Yin Hui will act even crazier on the bed... Although Tang Yan is engaged to Yin Hui and lives together, they live separately. How can she wear sexy underwear to seduce Yin Hui like Yin Hui said? On the surface, Tang Yan is a big kid and has a lot of knowledge, but after all, she is only eighteen years old. Faced with those words, she was naturally very ashamed. Didn't buy it, but Yin Hui smoked comfortably at the door of the store. Seeing Tang Yan staring at him angrily, Yin Hui didn't realize that he made a mistake at all. On the contrary, he greeted Tang Yan with a playful smile. "Don't come with me, I don't know you!" Tang Yan thought of everything before, and felt that it was extremely embarrassing to walk with Yin Hui, so she quickened her pace. Yin Hui followed quickly, and said with a smile: "I'm telling the truth! Didn't you see that there are women in the store asking me to help them choose underwear?" "Sexy! Shameless!" Tang Yan trembled with anger, the buds on her chest swayed, very attractive. Yin Hui ignored Tang Yan's scolding, and said with a smile: "Little Tangtang, you see, I fulfilled my promise and went to the underwear store with you, do you think we should find a place to eat and rest? " "I...I still need to buy something, if you want to rest, you can rest yourself!" Don't tell me Tang Yan didn't buy any underwear, and she was still surrounded by women in the underwear store, how could she have the heart to eat? Yin Hui seemed to guess that Tang Yan would play tricks, so he didn't say anything, but lazily followed Tang Yan, enjoying the feeling of walking through the crowd. Ten minutes later, Tang Yan went to another lingerie store to choose a few pieces of underwear, but Yin Hui did not follow her in. When it was getting dark, Tang Yan was finally tired from shopping. The two left the commercial street, cleaned up at home and fell asleep.