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Chapter 31 I want two dollars!

News from our newspaper (Reporter Zhang Le) CNN host Cafferty's insulting remarks aroused the indignation of Chinese people all over the world. The reporter learned yesterday that Chinese people in New York entrusted local lawyers to file a lawsuit against CNN and Cafferty, demanding compensation for every Chinese One dollar per person, a total of $1.3 billion, and a local federal court has accepted the case. On the 22nd, Liang Shubing, a New York resident, and Ms. Li, a Chinese citizen, entrusted six lawyers from New York Haiming Law Firm to file a class action against CNN and its host Cafferty, demanding $1.3 billion in damages.One of the lawyers said, "Compensation of one dollar per Chinese is not too much." The content and reasons of the lawsuit include: first, the defendant insulted and slandered all Chinese; second, the defendant intentionally caused mental damage to the Chinese; Third, the defendant's gross negligence caused mental harm to Chinese people.

Last night, when the reporter searched for this news from the websites of several local media, they found that the "New York Post" and other urban media "coincidentally" kept a low profile, and only released a short message of a few hundred words. In this regard, Xu Shenjian, an associate professor at the China University of Political Science and Law, told reporters that the incident of New York Chinese suing CNN and Cafferty is more "symbolic."From an emotional point of view, this is a positive move to safeguard their own rights and a reasonable appeal of the Chinese; from a legal point of view, since the relationship between press freedom and legal norms in the West has always been complicated, and the attitude of the judge is also an influencing factor, so The prospects for winning the case remain to be seen.

I heard this news a long time ago that she represented 1.3 billion Chinese people in a lawsuit against CNN.I was represented and went to claim against CNN.But I have a few more thoughts: 1. It is strongly recommended not to use US dollars!I want 7 yuan!The dollar is depreciating every day. If we win, I may lose a few cents in the process.And the compensation of RMB shows our patriotism even more. 2. You didn't get my power of attorney, so I want two dollars. 3. We are all very happy, and our happiness is based on the fact that the US court accepted it. 4. Our court must think of a good way. In case any American sues us, it must be handled according to the routine and cannot be accepted.After all, our newspapers abused people a lot decades ago.

5. I disagree with the second and third of the cause of action: second, the defendant deliberately caused mental damage to the Chinese; third, the defendant’s gross negligence caused mental damage to the Chinese.I think it should be an extremely serious mental loss and mental injury. You CNN said that our spirit has been irreparably damaged. Who, you casually said, do you know how much the Chinese people have suffered? ?The people of the whole country have almost collapsed, and everyone is about to become mentally ill. You say, should this mental loss and mental injury be compensated?1.3 billion is not enough for you.

6. Since lawsuits are generally not won, we will spare no effort to sue the United Nations.If you don't pay compensation, you won't be allowed to cover the Olympics.Our Supergirl and Fastboy will never be on your show either!The Olympics are held in our home, so the Olympics belong to our home. If I tell you not to report, you can’t report. It’s useless for the Olympic Committee to allow you to report!Our neighborhood committee doesn't allow it! 7. Taken together, you're doomed.But if you are willing to mediate, I represent the 1.3 billion Chinese people, I represent the Ms. Liang who sued you, and I represent her lawyer, I can give you a discount.That's $130 million.According to China's bargaining law, if a fraction is cut off, it is 100 million US dollars.Hurry up and pay this 100 million U.S. dollars to our representative, Ms. Liang.Then you can watch the show.

8.... There is no eighth article, but we Chinese like to ask for auspiciousness, so we write 8. CNN, your surname is CN, we were one family five hundred years ago, and now you have deceived your teacher and exterminated your ancestors, so hurry up to compensate us, of course, you can also apologize and show kindness, anyway, we like apologizing and showing goodwill.
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