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Chapter 21 thunder

There was spring thunder today, and I was struck by thunder.At that time, I just sat down at the eating place, I thought it was delicious, but the people with me thought it was bad.It was raining heavily while driving, and the visibility was ten meters. I was driving very fast, there was a lot of water, and the car kept skidding.Yesterday was even worse, heavy fog, I wanted to go out, if I was driving a Mercedes, I would not be able to see my logo.It was still in the community after driving for half an hour.I said, the road is too long, the objective is too difficult, and the conditions for takeoff and landing are not met.Save yourself.

It should be released one after another in the past few days. I am just giving a preview here, lest some readers think it is a pirated version and get misunderstood.This time it is true, and many of my essays have been selected and recorded.As usual, this book will not be signed for sale, and I will not make any publicity except to mention here. I have more important things to do. In addition, recently, there have been some true and false things that need some explanation. There is a game that says I will endorse them and I will write a book about their game, fake. There is a car that says it plans to ask me to be its spokesperson, and it is also doing online voting, which is fake.SAIC Group how do you do things?This is already the second time.

In addition, a certain book was looking for spokespersons, and twelve of them were selected, and they were conducting online voting, and unfortunately I was included, which is also fake. None of the above three have ever contacted me, it is purely an advertisement.It's like I unilaterally announced that my umbrella model for this year's racing car may be Victoria or Halle Berry or Zhang Ziyi. Then I saw my name on the cover of an upcoming book in my friend's editorial office, said it was recommended by me, and wrote a paragraph of my post-reading impression.This is also nothing.Although bragging is not taxed, you have to ask Niu if he is willing or not.

The bigger news is that my book will be published in Cuba, and the first printing will reach 10 million copies. I hope that everyone will have one copy in the future, because Che Guevara thought it was very good after reading it, and decided to popularize my book in Cuba.Che Guevara wrote after reading my book: If we are said to be romantics, hopeless idealists, thinking of the impossible, we shall answer a thousand and one times, Yes, that's who we are. It is true that there will be some cooperation with Pepsi and Hedy this year.Two days ago, they asked me to take a few photos to open myself. I found it very difficult, except sometimes when I accidentally opened my trousers with the zipper not closed, or some female stars opened their own in front of the camera of Edison Chen, the former spokesperson of Pepsi. At that time, I really didn't know what it was to open myself up. You think I was very frank. I only opened up a small part that I thought I could open up. I think I only opened up more to some people.But in fact, this is the case. Everyone thinks that the East is the mysterious East, because the East has only opened a crack in the door. When the East is fully opened, it looks like a fool.

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