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Chapter 13 Document No. 1 of 2008

I never buy lottery tickets myself because I don't understand the balls and have no interest in researching them.But there are many friends around me who buy lottery tickets.In the earliest days, my friend Mr. Huang always bought underground lottery tickets, and then he often called me and asked me, what kind of animal did he refer to when he said, "It looks like a mountain, but it is not a mountain, but it is actually a mountain."I said what does this have to do with the lottery?Mr. Huang said that, in fact, in each lottery they bought, an expert would come up with a lantern riddle, and the answer to the final winning prize was the answer to the lantern riddle.I told Mr. Huang that this is fake.But Mr. Huang never paid attention to it. He always researched "like a mountain is not a mountain, it is actually a mountain", and then got mad, saying is it a mountain sculpture?

These fraudulent bookmaker-controlled fake lotteries were later banned.A few friends around me started buying lottery tickets online, and I said, could it be fake?My friend said, no, I bought regular lottery tickets, that is, I sent the money to them and bought them on my behalf.One of my friends likes to study lottery tickets, and spends a lot of money every time. If you buy them at a betting shop, it’s like going to the bank to deposit 10,000 yuan coins. Others will have to wait for him forever. He feels embarrassed , and later bought online.He also has a problem with his life being turned upside down. He has never seen what a betting shop looks like when it is open.I said that since I have not been cheated, then buy it.

Later, my friend told me that I could no longer buy lottery tickets online because it was banned by three ministries and commissions.I asked, which three ministries, and he said they were the Ministry of Finance, the Ministry of Public Security and the Ministry of Information Industry.There are many such things in China. Many young friends around me are starting businesses and thinking about some emerging industries. They finally survived the difficult period. Suddenly, a certain ministry issued a document, and all my friends’ hard work Somehow it became illegal.If you insist on starting a business, you become a criminal.This time the sale of lottery tickets on the Internet is prohibited, and the three ministries and commissions below are still a little bit involved.

Because I happened to be concerned about this matter, I conducted some research. The official purpose this time is to prevent illegal lottery tickets from being sold online.But everyone knows that in our country, it often happens that the law can only sanction law-abiding people.For example, this kind of operation method, I am an illegal website, I will change the domain name another day, shoot a shot and change the place, and continue to operate, but all the legitimate online lottery sales websites have closed down, and the result is that all the good people are dead. bandit.Of course, it may also involve inter-departmental interests. In our country, there is a well-known MV that does not charge fees. As a result, the fees are not harvested, which makes all KTVs have a reason to increase prices. Even the ladies have increased prices, saying It is because the file is downloaded.At first, I thought I was posting the article that the lady must raise the price in order to prevent students from prostitution.In addition, the question of whether to collect the fuel tax was also arguing for a long time, but the result has not yet come to a conclusion. The price of fuel has risen to almost the same price as the proposed fuel tax.There is also the question of who is responsible for killing people. This year, no matter who violates the regulations and kills people, the driver will be unlucky, and next year it will be unlucky for pedestrians.Are you going to be a pedestrian or a driver this year?

Many countries or ministries and commissions that have not become "laws" have been promulgated, and everyone always finds it inexplicable. The strange logical thinking, the grasp of the stakes, and the strange operation methods make us ordinary people who are not officials or young people who want to start a business People feel that this is very insecure. The size of a unit can file a document, and the next document will turn you from a model worker to a social remnant.No wonder Stephen Chow stopped making nonsensical movies, because sometimes our administrative departments are very nonsensical, so he can only transform.We always say that their original intentions are good, but what is the use of original intentions?It's like when you saw mosquitoes in your room, and the relevant department sprayed you with medicine for a long time, but none of the mosquitoes died, but your dog died.Then everyone questioned, is there something wrong with your formula?The relevant departments are in trouble, one size fits all.Turned on the gas and all died.

The term "one size fits all" is actually a symbol of administrative capacity and legal backwardness.Because one size fits all.In ancient times, we often saw a spy among several people, but no one recognized it, and then they all buried alive.It is modern now, and our Olympians have already put on clothes, so it is better not to keep appearing such outdated administrative methods.If this person is a disabled person, he can buy lottery tickets, so he can only find illegal sales websites. Also, I was very insecure.Because many of our policies are too much like the decisions made by artists, so they can do whatever they want, one look a year, three years a big change, ten years not a look.I am very afraid that one day the Ministry of Health, the General Administration of the Environment and the Ministry of Agriculture will jointly say that the exhaust gas of racing cars has seriously exceeded the standard, which has caused the deterioration of the environment and caused this year's snow disaster. Therefore, there will be no racing cars in China in the future, so let the leaders drive instead.

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