Chapter 40 baby poop

My sky has been condensed from the whole world in the past to a small piece in front of me; from caring about the world's major affairs in the past, to only a small one in my eyes now;Of course, the last one is purely using Occasions as a cover, because talking about the past and the present was when I didn’t forget the little books I read in my stomach many years ago. Babies do a few big things every day: feeding, farting, burping, defecating, and urinating. Babies are the easiest to attend to.As long as his mouth is swaying around and poking his face with his finger, his mouth will follow, that means he is hungry.When he was very hungry, he gnawed on his sleeves, and when he was extremely hungry, he opened his mouth and howled.

Baby farts are world class.He can put it on his back, lay it down, put it upside down, and put it upright.He can do single farts, double farts, chain farts and shy farts.Occasionally, when there was too much movement, he would smile to himself first in embarrassment.When I saw him having fun, I hurriedly emptied his ass to clear the exhaust.Thank you baby for bringing labor and me back to the original life, and I feel that farting is a very natural thing.In the past, out of politeness, every time GASS had to hide in the toilet, now he followed his son, vented freely, and chased after him very happily: "Fart, boo!" We guess, this may be the first sentence his son will say .

Baby hiccups are game.He may whine and chirp at ordinary times, but he is very quiet when he hiccups, and he can patiently enjoy his meals in the setting sun outside the window.People say that if a baby hiccups, it will be fine if he cries.Even if my baby is crying, as soon as he hiccups, he entertains himself. The first three are easy to solve.Only stool is the top priority at home. The baby has a cleanliness habit, and my mother attributed this problem to her merits passed down to the third generation.If the baby wants to poop, he always twists and turns around, but he doesn't want to put it on the diaper, so he has to.The kid who was only ten days old started to defecate.Now that she has just given birth, she seems to be a veteran of going to the toilet.The garbage basket was stuffed under the buttocks, and as soon as the grandma started to be kind, the baby would thump and bleed.But this is ideal.Many times, if you eat something wrong, it will either be watery or dry, it will be smelly or rotten, there is always no definite number.Especially in a certain period of boiling water, the whole family is nervous, and diapers are always in a state of shortage.

Under this kind of pressure, my nerves are as tense as an open bow, and confusion often occurs. For example, when reading, I mispronounce "angel sent from heaven" as "shit sent from heaven"; When the laborers asked me to "take paper", I mistook it for "shit". Today, I pooped on the Internet again because of the most important thing: the baby just conceived, today she pooped green, and I searched for a long time to find out. So, what is the reason for the baby to pull green poop?