Chapter 6 Twenty-Four Filial Piety and Good Dad (9 weeks)

Don't be intimidated by a man's so-called vow not to have children.Never respect your husband's opinion. Mother Chen used to be a special democratic mother.Many years ago, Mama Chen fantasized about having a cute baby who would combine all the advantages of her parents, including her mother's looks and her father's brain.But this proposal always failed with Chen's father. Father Chen said, enjoy yourself immediately.How free we are without the baby!We can use the money for food and education for other people’s babies to travel around the world, and we can use the time for other people to take their babies to the zoo to surf the Internet.You see, why your classmates are immersed in diaper milk powder, but you stand out as a writer!All because there is no baby!

Father Chen also said: Don't you think that raising a child is not only a financial burden, but also a spiritual burden?The child is sick, the child is injured in an accident, the child is bullied by the child, the child goes astray, the child cannot go to a key high school, the child falls in love, and after the puppy love is over, he cannot find a partner. The child is getting divorced again!God!This is how to carry a lifetime of pain! Father Chen is such a pessimist, making Mother Chen feel that the most terrifying thing in this world is having a child! However, every time Mother Chen saw the chubby faces of Apple and the tumbling terrorist wrapped in diapers, why did she still think that this little devil at least didn't look so bad?

In order to impress Father Chen's father's emotions, Mother Chen once took Father Chen to a kindergarten party for a stroll. However, those little guys were very faceless and did not show any advertising hypocrisy. They first fought and then cried The voices came and went, and the parents were not surprised. They let the baby mess around and chatted with beer and biscuits. Among them was a little girl who was particularly lovable and pestered Father Chen to play.Father Chen had no experience in fighting, so he followed the little girl's instructions and put his finger into her toothless mouth to play a game of crocodile catching monkeys. He was accidentally bitten by the little crocodile with a giggling smile and red and swollen fingers. The head fled in embarrassment.

Since then, Father Chen no longer believes that there are good children in the world. Many experienced people advised Chen's mother: You should replace the contraceptive pill with vitamins!You poke a few holes in the condom!How many times do you make a dripping leak!Once the child comes out, he will not fail to love him. Then, there was Chen Oude. But Mother Chen raised her hand to assure Chairman Mao that this was definitely an accident and not intentional.The few times he deliberately plotted against Father Chen failed.If you plant flowers deliberately, the flowers will not bloom, but if you plant willows unintentionally, you will occasionally get them.

Then, Mother Chen was surprised to find that before I could come out, Father Chen was completely prepared to be a good father with twenty-four filial piety. Chen's father reminds his mother to take medicine every day, and puts water in lukewarm water in front of Chen's mother. Chen's father cooks and cooks every day, and dances a striptease to coax his mother to eat. Father Chen takes care of Sister Cat every day, and doesn't let mother stick a finger. Father Chen washed and dried the clothes, collected them, and sat on the sofa while watching TV while humming a little tune.

As soon as Chen's father sees Chen's mother lying down, he will quickly take a towel to cover the baby. Chen's father asked to accompany Chen's mother for a walk for half an hour every day, and he couldn't do it if he didn't go. When Chen's father was walking, his hands were holding onto Chen's mother's arm like iron pliers. Father Chen wipes the toilet floor with a rag every day after Mother Chen takes a bath to prevent Mother Chen from falling. Chen's father peels the fruit every day, and before handing it to Chen's mother, he goes online to Gugou to see if it belongs to the food list for pregnant women.

On the day when Mother Chen was hospitalized, Father Chen was so nervous that he couldn't sleep all night. He went online to chat with his uncle who happened to be there, but the uncle fell asleep on the other side of the computer. Yesterday, Father Chen gritted his teeth and said with great fascination: "When I grow up, I will let him ride on my neck every Sunday and take him to the Bird Park, Night Safari, Ocean Park..." Chen Mom almost fainted from laughter. Therefore, Mother Chen solemnly supports all mothers-to-be: Don't believe the nonsense that men don't want children.

When the children come, they will become good fathers of six-star generals. Whoknows? !