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Chapter 4 Make a nest (7 weeks)

Chen Ou had to overcome all difficulties and fought bravely, and finally pushed left and right in Chen's mother's stomach to make room for himself and set up a small nest for himself.Chen Ou had to lie in the warm close-fitting sleeping bag, eating and drinking when he needed to, and he was quite comfortable. Mother Chen couldn't imagine how she broke through the siege of thousands of troops, cleared layers of thunder barriers, took the lead, and swam vigorously.When I think of it, my tears flow, and I am so moved.How handsome and unrestrained this little guy must be!So in Chen's mother's eyes, the little puppet should be riding a red rabbit horse, grabbing a long spear, and his face is flushed with redness.What a heroic spirit!

Xiao Ou had to go straight to the little red sun that had been covered in her mother's belly for a whole month, and crashed into it.The head went in, but the little tail was still outside and flicked vigorously, took out the earthworm to drill the end of the earth's crust, and just burrowed in.It's not over yet!Chen Oupe had to drag the heavy little sun upstream to get back into his mother's womb to make a nest.Therefore, Chen Oude should be full and strong, with a good body, delicious food, even the tomatoes and soda biscuits that my mother usually doesn't look at, can suck nutrition.This child is as easy to raise as the one in the 1960s.

Moreover, Chen Oude has a strong ability to survive independently. He has received intensive training in the devil concentration camp and thrived under the neglect of his parents.Before Chen's mother knew about Chen Oude's existence, she had done the following thrilling and stupid things: at least twice watching "The Romance of the West Chamber" with her father, and "flipping through the books"; Two high-temperature saunas; three times I made up my mind to take Chen Ou's expired menstruation and took some traditional Chinese medicine to get rid of it; A series of non-cooperative methods such as kicking, arching, twisting, etc. caused my mother to be nauseated constantly, so nauseating that she couldn't even take the medicine. At a turning point in history, she saved her own life.This life is very precious, if it is not for Xiao Oude's struggle, it is very likely that future painters, musicians, singers, mathematicians, writers or bankers, and even Chen Oude who is all of them in one body will be killed. The befuddled mom is devastated.

What's worse is that my mother is still riding a bicycle up a big slope without knowing it, races with my father, walks with my grandparents for 5 kilometers, and so on.Thinking of this, Chen's mother broke out in a cold sweat with fear, patted her stomach and called Amitabha. Yesterday, Mother Chen fell out with Chen Oude's cat sister, chasing and spanking cat sister's big ass. Because the cat sister wants to save trouble, she has to jump from the armrest of the sofa to the pillow, and borrow it from her mother's belly by the way.Chen's mother speculated that she was taking a lunch break at that moment, and suddenly felt a pair of fleshy claws on her head, which made her very uncomfortable.Mother Chen patted Sister Cat's ass and said, "If you are a little baby, I won't talk about you. You eat and drink all day long, you are so fat that you can't catch a fly, and you often fall off the back of the chair because of being overweight." How can you trample on my little broad bean with a body weighing more than 4 kilograms?" Since Chen Oude's first B-ultrasound film came out, the whole family respected his demeanor and called him little broad bean.

Chen's mother was very strangely stubborn in thinking that Chen Ou must be a fat boy.Although both parents expect to gain a fat girl. Of course, I got what we wanted. It’s really a flower padded jacket, so my mother replaced the mighty one in my impression with Mu Guiying, who has wild pheasants and long feathers on her head, wearing colorful armor, with white eyes, white forehead and red lips. Also, Father Chen said that if Occasionally is a girl, the name will be changed to Chen Occasionally, and our family's incense business will be stopped.If it turns out to be a boy by chance, we have no choice but to continue working hard to create a little sister of Chen Biran.

Mother Chen is not worried about anything else, but she is afraid that her luck will not go well. First she gets an occasional win, then she gets a sure win, and the third one becomes "Why not?" Chen Oudide thinks that if your third younger brother's name is "Chen why not?" with a question mark, isn't it a little too unusual?
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