Chapter 52 Women are not as easy to manage as computers

My husband got the game "Gu Long Qun Shrimp Turn" from somewhere, and he is playing vigorously.Usually at this time, I am the family's promise and constant presence.His only regret is that his wife is not smart enough to remember the moves of Xianglong's 18 palms.The lover in his mind should be Huang Rong, who is petite and intelligent.Fortunately, hard work can make up for it, so I am diligent and willing to bear the burden of hard work, and I serve tea, pour water, push shoulders and massage at the right time. Even if I am not as good as Huang Rong, he will be content with being a fool.

I made a mistake again just now, because I drew the wrong gossip map (it is said to be used for customs clearance) and was crushed on the bed by him!Say I don't understand anything except showing off, and think I'm an expert!Because the last time I explained to him that "No Ji Tai Lai" was obtained from someone in the Book of Changes, No is a lower hexagram, which is extremely bad, and Tai is an upper hexagram, which turns around from time to time, and the two hexagrams are connected on the diagram, which bluffed him He froze and froze. Mr.'s psychological advantage over me was forged from the beginning.I'm stupid, especially insensitive to mathematics. One time I went to the market to buy eggs, and the old lady said, 30 cents a piece, 17 in total, you can buy them all. I stood there for 10 minutes stupidly, because I didn't count How much, I didn’t buy it, so I changed the scrambled eggs with leeks to scrambled bean sprouts at night.He majored in mathematics, and when I saw him draw those Roman symbols on the paper, I couldn't help being excited, and my admiration was beyond words, and I thought that I would have a backer for grocery shopping in this life.At home, he only needs to sit at the table and draw two strokes. Regardless of whether it is useful or not, I will put away the paper with words. If he accidentally throws his outstanding ideas into the trash can, won’t it destroy his thinking?Someone once asked me why I like a man with small eyes, big mouth and indistinct appearance. In fact, he didn’t ask, I didn’t notice that the man who lurked beside me every day actually looked URGLY. I only saw that he was extremely smart. My head is gone.

I do things in a disorganized way, and I like to run in vain. If I interrupt and start talking, the work in my hand will stop completely. This is intolerable in the eyes of a mathematician who is engaged in optimization. He specially ordered it for me A renovation plan, the optimization procedure is as follows: Get up - take the trash can to the kitchen when you leave the bedroom - turn on the fire to boil water, throw eggs in and cook - brush your teeth, wash your face and toilet - take a bowl and go to the refrigerator to pour milk - -Heat the milk in the microwave, and turn off the heat of the stove next to it by the way--Rinse the water, remember to take out the eggs--Be sure to carry the milk when you go to the dining table after peeling the eggshells.

He is much smarter than my description. He made a diagram and drew it using the model of series and parallel connection when he was studying physics. I tried it a few times when I was awake, and it really worked. It saved half of the usual time. The only trouble is that my memory is not good. If I get up when I fall asleep, I get out of the toilet and stand in front of the cupboard with my mouth open. Not knowing what to do, she ran back to the bedroom unkempt and shook him: "Honey, what's the procedure after getting out of the toilet?" The axiom he deduced from this is: women are not as easy to manage as computers.

2003-12-15