Chapter 11 Chapter Eleven Cohabitation Life in the New Era

Looking at the skillful skills of the old Zhao Tou, Yin Hui suddenly had a feeling of admiration for his profession. He felt that he was like an engineer of the soul and a builder of life, who guaranteed the final dignity of the dead and gave the living the last. comfort. Therefore, Yin Hui smiled at Old Zhao Tou unconsciously, and Old Zhao Tou responded with a smile: "You are so old, but you are still so stinky, hey! You must not be an ordinary person when you are alive!" Old Zhao turned around, opened the family's bag on the table, took out a top hat, and put it on the deceased.

Looking at this old man who is full of foreign style, he also smiled. Turning his head, Yin Hui saw a white-haired old man in a black suit. He was standing by the door holding a top hat in his right hand, then smiled at himself, and slightly put the hat on his head, doing a gentlemanly hat-off ceremony. Yin Hui was shocked, and looked at the old man on the dressing table, they were exactly the same, and when he turned around again, the old man had disappeared. He was about to ask Old Zhao, who seemed to know everything about Old Zhao, looked at Yin Hui and shook his head: "Don't ask, the next one, you have to do it yourself!"

Let’s talk about the freezer drawer that was opened by himself. To be honest, Yin Hui was really taken aback the moment the drawer was opened. He didn’t recover for a long time. When the words of old Zhao’s fate resurfaced in his head again At that time, he suddenly had an idea to wake himself up, so Yin Hui walked into the freezer slowly, and the friend in the freezer gave him a solid startle again. This is a corpse, half of the body seems to be knocked apart, and the skull is also broken. Fortunately, the stubble is very thick, otherwise, it always feels like the brain is about to flow out.

Yin Hui had never seen such a scene before, even the live broadcast of the car accident was covered with mosaics.So, a natural nausea hit my throat, I rushed to the bathroom, and vomited happily. After vomiting, I felt much better. Looking at that friend again, I suddenly felt that it seemed to have changed, and there was no such a downright chill as before. Looking back now, maybe this is what really changed me from that time!Afterwards, Yin Hui saw corpses that were much more dilapidated than this, but strangely, although there were also corpses that rotted or for various reasons that made the stomach a little agitated, Yin Hui no longer had the same nausea as before. The feeling of terror.

All the corpses are extraordinary in Yin Hui's place. What he sees seems to be the most beautiful appearance of his life. Yin Hui can always dress them up as glamorous as before, so that many family members mistakenly think that Yin Hui knew them before. This dead friend. Later, Yin Hui met Tang Yan, who was also an embalmer here, and later, for some reason, he moved into Tang Yan's apartment and became her close friend. The belly of the sky has not yet turned white, and the gray clouds are covered, and the sky and the earth are completely shrouded in darkness.Without the warmth of the morning sun, without the freshness of the morning, there are very few pedestrians on the street, and only a few motor vehicles shuttle on the asphalt road, everything looks so lifeless.

Yin Hui's working hours are at 8:00 in the morning, and when he was about to leave the house, Tang Yan had already woken up. "It's a rest today, why are you waking up so early?" Yin Hui asked casually. "Ah! There are many things to do today." "Oh!" Yin Hui said, "I'm going to work, see you this afternoon." "See you in the afternoon." Tang Yan slapped the scissors. Yin Hui got off work at five o'clock in the afternoon, a 20-minute drive, and had dinner in the community by the way, and it was already six o'clock when he returned to his residence.

As soon as he opened the door, he felt a burst of fragrance, like a touch of jasmine incense.Yin Hui felt strange, thought he had gone to the wrong house, and was about to go out to check the house number.At this time, Tang Yan heard the sound of the door opening and walked out of her bedroom. "Please don't come in yet." Tang Yan said. "What?" Yin Hui was surprised. Tang Yan came to the door and took out a pair of cloth slippers from the shoe cabinet next to the door. "Put this on first, please." Yin Hui's expression was very complicated at this time, not because he didn't know where the slippers came from, but because his socks hadn't been washed for three days, and the smell, ahem, was definitely not flattering.

Yin Hui looked at the ground, it was as clean as a mirror. "Did you mop the floor today? It's very clean!" Yin Hui praised. "That's right! So please change into your slippers before you come in." Tang Yan said. "Then I'll go back to my room and change it!" Yin Hui did not change it for a long time: "I'll just wear my own slippers." Tang Yan rolled her eyes after hearing this, as if she understood something: "Well! It's up to you today. But Please don't make the floor dirty, I mopped it twice today. There are still things that haven't been neatly arranged, so I'll go first. Also, I bought slippers today, and I can wear them." After speaking, he turned and went back to the bedroom.

If Yin Hui was granted an amnesty, he quickly turned up his shoes and walked into the bedroom.First take off your shoes and socks, put on sandals and slippers, pick up the smelly socks and go into the bathroom.Had to wash it off first, followed by a good foot wash, even baby body wash.After finishing everything, he walked out easily. At this time, Tang Yan was sitting in the living room drinking something.Seeing Yin Hui coming out, he said, "Yin Hui, come sit down and have a cup of tea. I've already brewed it for you." When Yin Hui looked carefully, there was indeed a cup on the glass table, which was steaming.

"Then it's better to obey than to be respectful." "This is green tea, it seems to be from the local area. I don't know, you can drink it and see if it is good." Yin Hui picked up the teacup, put it in front of his nose and smelled it.He didn't understand tea either, so he said, "Actually, I don't understand either, but it smells very fragrant, so it must be good." "That's good." Tang Yan said, "I'm afraid it won't be a good buy! It's said that green tea contains theophylline, which is good for health." Yin Hui nodded, agreeing.When I looked at the teacup again, I saw that it had smooth lines, a slender waist and a wide mouth, and it was very exquisite. What was more eye-catching was that there was a phoenix, a divine bird, painted on it.

"This teacup is very beautiful!" Yin Hui sincerely appreciated it. "When I was buying teacups today, I fell in love with this pair immediately. Especially one with a phoenix on it and the other with a phoenix." Yin Hui looked up at Tang Yan, and saw that she was wearing a loose family suit, with long hair hanging down her shoulders, and light makeup, giving people a feeling of jasper fledgling. Seeing Yin Hui staring at her, Tang Yan couldn't help feeling shy: "What are you looking at? What's so interesting about me?" "To be honest, I feel that living under the same roof with you for three months will definitely allow me to live another three to five years." "Huh? Why?" "Haven't you heard it said? It is said: If a man sees beautiful girls often, he will be in a happy mood. If he is in a happy mood, he will naturally live a long life." Tang Yan laughed "haha" after hearing Yin Hui's reasoning. "It's pure nonsense. What's more, I'm not beautiful. If you stay with me for three months, you may not be able to live another three or five years. Instead of looking at me, it's better to look at my achievements today." "Results?" Yin Hui didn't understand: "What results?" "Come on, let me introduce you one by one." Tang Yan stood up. "First of all, you have seen it too. Today I mopped the floor twice, and now the floor is almost spotless. So, Yin Hui, please change your shoes before entering the door. Second, this morning I cleaned the three rooms All the curtains were removed, washed, dried, and put back on again.” "Ah?" Yin Hui opened his mouth wide.He always felt that things like curtains should be used permanently. "In this way, there will be a clean and comfortable environment. According to psychologists: a clean environment can make people progress and prevent people from committing crimes." Tang Yan said. "Who said this?" Yin Hui didn't believe it. "It's an American! I don't know it either. Go on, please see." Tang Yan pointed. Yin Hui followed her fingers and saw that there were two potted flowers. "You bought it today?" "Hmm! A pot of aloe vera and a pot of agave." "How did you even think of buying this?" "Scientists say: there are green flowers in the room, which can not only purify the air, but also calm the mind and refresh the mind, which is beneficial to the body and mind." "Which expert said this? It can't be a flower seller?" "How could it be? I already knew that. And..." "Anything else?" Yin Hui almost cried out, he felt like he was watching "Into Science", "The Road to Health", "Hundred Schools Forum", and so on. "I've cleaned the kitchen and brushed the pots and pans. Oops! What a busy meal!" Seeing Keren complaining again and again, Yin Hui didn't know what to say. "I also stopped by today to buy all the daily necessities I need." After a while, Yin Hui asked Tang Yan, "How did you do so many things in just one day today?" "Oh! This is the principle of boiling water and making tea that I learned in school!" "I got up this morning, first removed the curtains, washed them, dried them and hung them up. Then I cleaned the dishes and cleaned the kitchen. It was almost eleven o'clock, and I went down to have lunch. Then Go directly to pick up the things, stop by the flower market when you come back, and tell the flower seller to ask him to deliver the two pots of flowers to the gate of the community in two hours, and give him an extra five yuan for each pot of flowers." "Then, I bought this pair of cups at the supermarket in front of the community. When I got home, it was only half past two. At this time, the curtains were almost dry, so I hung them up again. Then Mopped the floor again. At this time, the flowers were also delivered. When I went to get the flowers, I bought two pairs of cloth slippers. When I got home, it was not half past four. I mopped the floor carefully again. , After mopping the floor, I boiled the water, took a shower, and washed the clothes. Now the clothes are drying on the balcony. After drying the clothes, I will start tidying things. Just tidying up, you will come back Yes. Then I'll make you tea." Listening to Tang Yan's eloquence, Yin Hui was speechless for a long time as if he had met a god-man. "Hey! I didn't expect that I hired a scientist landlord!" Yin Hui expressed his feelings at this time. Hearing Yin Hui's words, Tang Yan burst into laughter. "I'm not a scientist." Tang Yan said, "I just want to live a scientific life. OK, come on, the tea is warming up, let's continue." So the two sat down and continued to drink tea.After two cups. "It can't be done, Yin Hui." Tang Yan said, "Drink tea on an empty stomach, I'm hungry now." Yin Hui looked at the time, it was almost seven o'clock. "You must be hungry! What time is it, and you're still drinking tea on an empty stomach. Let's go down and eat! The restaurant is still open." Tang Yan shook her head: "How can I get off in this suit?" Yin Hui saw it too: "Then what do you like to eat? I'll buy it for you." "Don't bother. I suddenly remembered that there seemed to be some eggs and a roll of noodles in the refrigerator in the kitchen. I could just make a bowl of egg noodles." As he said, he got up and was about to go.Unexpectedly, as soon as he stood up, he gave a soft "hey", and then put his hands on his waist. "What's wrong?" Yin Hui was taken aback and asked quickly. "It's okay. It's probably because I'm too tired today, and my waist is a little sore." "Then sit and rest! I'll help you make egg noodles." "That's so embarrassing, I only asked you to cook yesterday." "What's the matter? You contributed a lot today. Besides, I'm also very good at making egg noodles. Try it." "Really?" Tang Yan's eyes lit up. "Of course. I have been eating egg noodles for so many years. Wait for me for ten minutes, and it will be ready soon. By the way, should the eggs be poached or fried?" "Eh...you can choose whichever you think is delicious!" Ten minutes later, a bowl of hot fried egg noodles was brought to Tang Yan. "It smells so good! It looks delicious." "Let's evaluate after eating!" "Okay. I'm going." "How is it? It's okay!" Tang Yan thought for a while: "I seem to have the feeling of five years ago again, although the taste of many years has been added." Yin Hui was drinking tea, when he heard this, he spouted out, almost choking to death: "Miss, your use of adjectives is really strange! Yesterday I remembered grandma, and today I became a popular Internet writer again. " When Tang Yan heard this, she also laughed haha. "Thank you for your face." "Then what should I thank you for? Thank you for the flowers, thank you for the slippers, and thank you for allowing me to live for another three or five years." "Ha ha……" "I'm going to go online first, listen to songs and read novels. It's still early, you can watch TV for a while." "Yeah! Bring me a bag of chips!" Yin Hui smiled wryly and took out a large pack of Copics from the convenience bag, but considering that it was fried food, eating too much at night would be bad for his health, so he replaced it with a small pack and threw it away .Then gently closed the door. In the bedroom, Yin Hui was studying whether Uncle Gaddafi was a scum with only 5 combat power, when there was a knock on the door. "Bang bang..." "Come in!" "Pig! Drink a cup of tea to refresh yourself." "Tank very mach! It's the second cup, I'll wake up at night after drinking too much, and don't call me a pig, I'm not fat." Yin Hui twitched the muscles on his face. "That's a nickname! Then... eat a piece of chocolate! Replenish your energy." Tang Yan's voice was a little snarky. "Thank you! One piece is enough. I have gained more than ten catties in the past two years. If I don't pay attention, I will really become a pig." It was past ten o'clock, and Tang Yan had already returned to her room to rest.Yin Hui lay on the bed recalling what just happened tonight. "Hey! This little girl, who has only been here for a few months, has made my place look like something, like that?" that what?By the way, 'home'! Home!Yin Hui's heart jumped, and a trace of complexity that did not match his age flashed in his eyes. In the next few days, Tang Yan successively bought a lot of non-staple food, fruits and vegetables, filled the refrigerator to the brim, and made dinner by herself. "Hey……" "Hey!" "what?" "I'm calling you! Why are you in a daze?" "Just talk about it!" "Hey! Why don't you join us? It's nutritious, affordable and hygienic. It's much better than instant noodles." "I'm busy recently, let's talk about it later!" "I still want to eat your fish-flavored shredded pork!" "Eh..." Yin Hui thought that this girl had a sudden kindness, and she had changed her ways, but it turned out that she had ulterior motives! "This one? I'll make it for you whenever you want to eat it." "okay then!" Tang Yan even changed the brand of shampoo in the bathroom. "Hey, hello, where's my shampoo? Don't steal it from me!" "Oh! That! I see that you often scratch your hair inadvertently. It should be an itchy scalp, right? Since you use other brands of shampoo and it doesn't work, why don't you try Kangwang. I have used it before, and the effect is very good." "Easy to use?" Yin Hui opened the lid suspiciously, probably due to too much force, the green liquid was all over his hands. "You...you use it carefully, this thing is very expensive!" After dinner, Tang Yan took out a pack of playing cards from somewhere, and waved them in front of Yin Hui: "Do you want to play cards?" Yin Hui replied: "Playing cards is no problem. It's just that there are only two of us, how do we play?" "It's simple." Tang Yan said, "We can play Dou Di Zhu. It's like this." While speaking, he took out the cards and dealt out three sets of cards according to the specifications of three people. "That's it, we each have one copy. Keep the third one away, and no one should read it. Come on! The first one will be my landlord. Whoever wins will be the landlord in the future." "No problem." Yin Hui said.