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Chapter 32 degeneration theory

It's Sunday. I HATE Sunday. You can say that Sunday is the end of the week, or you can say that Sunday is the beginning of the week.This day is the weekly tasteless rib, and it is a disadvantage to eat it if it is tasteless and discard it. What's more, you can't escape Sunday. This day reminds you that you are a married woman and have a family, and you have to serve the family.For example, cleaning. "Go mop the floor." The laborer took a small rag for himself and handed me a large towel big enough to wrap me.The rule in our family is that those who work hard govern others and those who work hard govern others.The heavy physical work is for me, while the light technical work is for him. "Because physical work is simple and repetitive, you just need to choose a corner to squat down and move your rag. You don't need to think about it. I clean up the house because I have more brains and I can manage it as a whole. I can wipe the table while cleaning Pack it up, and any time you say 'where's my scissors' 'where's my scissors' I'll hand it over." That was his fallacy.I didn't believe in evil before, and I also wanted to work in the management of the ruling class. I changed jobs with him, but later found out that there are indeed "specialized workers in the art industry". He can't clean the floor, and I can't clean the room well.The table I wiped is still a mess, and things still don't know how to organize them. "Get to work!" He went straight to the living room.

I shook the big towel in my hand, practicing the technique of folding the dough that I just learned. Now I have developed to roll the wonton wrapper by myself, but the last folding technique still needs to be practiced. "Don't you think it's a kind of degeneration for human beings to migrate from trees to the ground? Trees are a natural resource, and living in trees is good for the environment. If the ancestors grow too fast and the trees are not enough, the first thing to do is to plant trees. Instead of cutting down trees to build a house. The good nature can’t live, but it locks itself in a cage of its own design. Now it’s really a cage, and there are more than one locks on the door.” “I told you to wipe the floor.” , you stand there shaking and starting to make nonsense again. What does wiping the ground have to do with being a monkey?" "Idiot, of course! When have you ever heard of monkeys wiping trees? It will be clean after the rain , don’t build a sewer, it won’t be blocked, just use a rubber puller to pass it through. Now water resources are so tight, more than 60% of the world’s people lack drinking water, and we still use tap water to wipe the ground so extravagantly.” I said Sighing, he soaked the rag in his hand with a little water.

"The second manifestation of human degeneration is walking upright. The original function of the hands is to walk, but now I insist on walking on two legs, leaving two hands free to carry things. If I am still crawling on the ground , will you ask me to take out the garbage? And if I crawl around on the ground, I won’t find it a painful thing to wipe the floor. Kneeling is my life, and I walk around with a rag wrapped around my four hooves. It's clean. Where do you need to take special time to clean?" He went to the bathroom to wipe the rag, saw me occupying the sink, and said, get out of the way, you have done nothing but talk for half a day.I'm warning you, don't even think about doing foreign work, and if you ask me to help you after I'm done, I won't be fooled.

"Why are you so cruel? I'm brewing up the emotion of mopping the ground and giving myself a reason to mop the ground. The third manifestation of human degeneration is the ability to use tools. If we are still drinking blood, the main daily activity is to find food. That is Today we specially arranged a picnic. Now our picnic is just like a festival, but it is just a return to our ancestors. When did you see monkeys happily running to the open field in the suburbs to start a fire? Ever since people can drill wood to make fire, they have begun to respect nature. Cruel destruction is the beginning of our eating wild animals. We used to eat bananas because they were not digested. Think about it, a monkey climbs up a tree every day and picks some bananas after being exhausted. What a healthy activity that is. , eat all natural, fat-free, and exercise a lot. Were there obese monkeys at that time? Did monkeys have high blood pressure and diabetes? Ever since that damn wood-cutting fire started, people have been thinking about eating, what? Use them all to roast them, roasting today's obesity, roasting today's SARS. Let me tell you, obesity is a degenerative disease!"

"Please wipe the floor quickly. I've already cleaned up both rooms. You haven't moved yet! Why did I find a gossip woman when my brain got hot? In ancient times, strong women would kill themselves by biting their tongues. I don't think this trick is suitable for you. Your tongue is relatively weak." It's long, to be precise, it's a specialty, and it can't be finished after 10 bites and 8 bites. Use more hands and less mouth!" "Speaking of the tongue, it has also degenerated. Our ancestors used to use body language, which is called true communication. 'Relatively speechless' is a portrayal. Two monkeys don't need language at all when they are together. They just look at each other affectionately. Everything goes without saying. Where do I need to say I love you? It is a kind of happiness just hugging each other and scratching each other's lice. Relatively empty I love you, I still like to sniff each other when we meet." Next to him, she rubbed her nose against his body to show him. "When people have no language, there is no right and wrong. At least they don't gossip, at least they don't provoke discord, at least they don't say duplicity. There are so many mischievous things, just gossip."

I patted him and said, don't misunderstand, what I said is not what I said, and I didn't mean to comment on your ability.Now you are sensitive when it comes to units of measurement.He stopped crying and laughing, pinched my neck and said, "How come you can get to the question you are most interested in no matter how you go?" "Yes, yes! When it comes to this sensitive topic, one of the most degrading things I hate the most is that there is no estrus. Oh! Estrus, what a tempting word! When spring comes, flowers bloom, bees buzz, The female monkey started to be in heat, and if she wanted to, she could show her red buttocks very politely and freely, babbling, come on! I'm in heat! Look at the tossing now! It made me even an original The very healthy excuses are gone. You still don’t believe me when I say that I have estrus, I can’t keep my lights on all day…” Before I finished speaking, he had already fallen to the ground and couldn’t get up.

"Baby, please forgive me! It's just mopping the floor, you, you, you! Just say what you want! Although you look at me sincerely, how do I know if you don't tell me? You don't really want to Bar……" The mopping campaign is over.Change to next week.Now I need to rest. 2003-12-21
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