Chapter 25 twenty four, great joy

Su Dongpo, Jin Shengtan, Liang Shiqiu and Lin Yutang: How many of you live in heaven, do you have a lot of joy? The weather is hot recently, there are too many major events and disasters in the world, too much effort, and restless mood.Flipping through idle books casually, choosing to chant softly, calmly and calmly, continuously flipping through the collections of each of you to find your own private affairs.Brother Su Dongpo wrote sixteen articles about delightful things, brother Jin Shengtan wrote thirty-three articles about how pleasant things are, brother Liang Shiqiu wrote eleven articles about how pleasant things are not, and cousin Lin Yu wrote twenty-four articles about pleasant things behind stage.

Small things often have big meanings, the world changes with time, and people's hearts may be different. I list my thirty-six joys, and the four great virtues swear by them. First, reading "Zeng Wenzhenggong's Jiayan Notebook", compared with it, is also messy and unsystematic, but it is much richer. There are guidance for all spiritual troubles encountered in doing serious things in this world, and you can force the "Bible" turn.So rejoice. Second, the big part is clear, but the small part is confused.Contemptuous of life and death, but worried about the outcome of the meeting two days later, afraid of the mosquitoes and snake ants in the room tonight.After several weeks of no rest, I decided that for the remaining three hours tonight, I would spend the remaining three hours idle, drinking, singing "Shi Tingmei wants to bloom, I must put the wine on the boat", surfing the Internet, feeling guilty about sneaking around, and going to bed early.So rejoice.

Thirdly, Dexian cut the fingernails and toenails of the four claws, and the heels were repainted. He slept soundly last night, took a shower, and can go on the road again.So, rejoice. Fourth, after a year and a half of hard and soft tactics, meeting in the wine, the people who only had words such as "subsidy", "special project", "reception" and "technical route" in the dictionary started to discuss "customer service". ", "opponent", "synergy", "marginal contribution".As the old saying goes, there is a way to bring the horse to the river, but there is no way to force the horse to drink in the river, but if you bring the horse to the river, the probability of it drinking in the river is much higher.So, rejoice.

Fifth, the sky is bright, and I wake up naturally, and the rain has not stopped.There is no need to catch an early flight, and there is nothing to do in the next 24 hours.So, rejoice. Sixth, I was out for three days, socializing continuously, accumulating hundreds of emails, and cats scratching and barking in my heart.A giant cup of strong Pu'er, three hours, all the mails are finished, and the east is not white.So rejoice. Seventh, listening to the younger generation's public speaking of documents is like mercury pouring down the ground, and things are clear and smooth.So rejoice.

Eighth, for decades, no matter how much you use your brain, read more books, or do more things during the day, you will fall asleep without snoring and move less.So rejoice. Ninth, after procrastinating for three months, the hard disk was sorted out, the gods returned to their places, and everything was in order.So rejoice. Tenth, chatting with people, listening to her say that she has been annoyed by a dick recently, but she is too embarrassed to confess.At that time, her mobile phone rang, and it was this dick. I snatched her mobile phone, scolded the distant dick with dirty words on the street, and exchanged the mobile phone with her ten minutes later.She listened for a while longer, hung up, laughed, and told me that the guy asked me who I was and said he was wrong.So rejoice.

Eleventh, reluctantly spend a lot of money to buy the best Leica camera and the lens with the largest aperture, focus on the pupil of the person in the dark, and capture her most authentic moment.A layman's photo is better than a professional's.So rejoice. Twelfth, get rid of old computers that have been used for three years, and turn on the new computer like a blink of an eye, run like a gust of wind, and feel lighter physically and mentally.So rejoice. Its thirteenth, tired, no matter how strong, there is Xiaoxing, so I am not tired anymore.So rejoice. Fourteenth, I am occasionally disappointed because I am not a regular good person. I heard that an old man returned to the countryside after forty years and found that everyone who deserved death was dead, and everyone who should not be dead was dead.Those who don't die are all gamblers, perverts, and drunkards.So rejoice.

Fifteenth, things are indeterminate, and articles are indeterminate.The bamboo in the eyes is not the bamboo in the garden, the bamboo in the chest is not the bamboo in the eyes, the bamboo in the hand is not the bamboo in the chest, the bamboo in the paper is not the bamboo in the hand, and the bamboo in the audience is not the bamboo in the paper.All I want is boundless envelopment and momentary focus.So rejoice. Sixteenth, write novels for three consecutive years, with intermittent efforts, such as long-term mountaineering with heavy loads, such as long-term debts for food, clothing, housing and transportation.One Spring Festival, the door was closed by heavy snow, the TV, mobile phone and Internet were turned off, eating simple food, drinking strong tea, 30,000 words in seven days, and the novel was over 80,000 words in total, breaking through the most difficult limit point, plump pork belly, calmly received after the festival leopard tail.So rejoice.

Seventeenth, after the wine is big, look at how much money a few people earn, how much people and assets they manage, and whose wine and watches are better and more expensive.I said, who can recite "Three Hundred Poems of Tang Dynasty" with me?If one tenth of the Chinese population can recite one hundred Tang poems, who are we afraid of?There was silence all around.So rejoice. The eighteenth, thin-skinned, promised too much, owed several papers, finished writing overnight, and was as light as a swallow.So rejoice. Nineteenth, after the severe autumn storm in Beijing, the sky is frighteningly blue, the dogs bark wildly during the day, and the stars shine brightly at night, forcing people to think about the ultimate meaning of life.After thinking about it, everyone has a new birth, and they all have to die. In the middle trajectory, the clouds pass by, and Feihong leaves his fingers and claws.Picking bones from eggs, picking meaning from meaninglessness, reminds me of literature.Regarding literature, there is a very good definition: "It tries to bring the stories of all people through the ages to the surface through the story of one person." Writing the story of this person is the most meaningful thing in my life, so I don't want to , just do it.So rejoice.

In his 20th year, he bought a small piece of ancient and beautiful jade with a bonus of one year.Put the jade beside the pillow, and the person faints and falls asleep.So rejoice. On the twenty-first, if you miss your hand, the jade will be damaged, and you will make up gold and silver, and change it into jewelry as a gift, so you can't see it, and you won't be entangled in your heart.So rejoice. On the twenty-second day, on the day of my elder brother's birthday, the Xifu crabapple flowers first bloomed in the yard. It was cold and the wine was hot, and the flowers were pink and white.So rejoice.

Twenty-three, it is impossible for a person to pee so high forever.When I could pee, I peed high.So rejoice. On the twenty-fourth, I listened to a few middle-aged men and women talking about Zen with serious faces. They said that the term is called "playing the plane", and I heard it as "playing the plane".I thought to myself, playing the game is really similar to self-touching: I am secretly happy and feel close to the joyful truth of life, but outsiders look at it and find it inexplicable.So rejoice. On his twenty-fifth day, he drank heavily, had long meetings, and talked to his nerves.There is a fat man at the wine table who doesn't drink, but is also in high spirits.I bury my head in the noodles and drink with a smile.So rejoice.

Twenty-sixth, I tried to persuade my father not to bring durians from Hong Kong into Shenzhen. Shenzhen also sells durians, which are delicious and not too expensive.Dad refused to listen, saying that the taste was different, and he was ruthlessly confiscated when he entered the customs.So rejoice. On the twenty-seventh day, my mother suddenly looked at the flowers she had raised to death and said, life is short.I took the opportunity to induce and said, yes, think about it, you haven't seen it for a few years.Mom immediately returned to the original state and said, you haven't been jumping for a few years, grandson.So rejoice. Twenty-eighth, at the airport, there was a wretched man who jumped in line and stopped him. I made a diamond costume and glared at each other.So rejoice. On the twenty-ninth day, when the summer heat came suddenly, I searched through old clothes. I found a pair of casual shorts from middle school. At that time, they were close-fitting to show my long legs.So, rejoice. At thirty, he drank so much wine that his body swayed and he barely fell to the ground. For a moment, his head was chaotic and boiling like a Chongqing hot pot. Bo, and grab a pen and paper to write poetry.Sober up the next day, headache like a curse.Called the traitor, learned from the side, and found that the traitor was not there last night, it was all a hallucination.I checked the text messages and Weibo records, there is nothing at all, and the battery of the mobile phone was already dead last night.Checking the head of the bed, the pen and paper are still there, and the handwriting is still recognizable: "The spring water is born, and the spring forest is blooming. The spring breeze is ten miles, not as good as you", the poem is very good.So rejoice. Its thirty-one, for a while, after relaxing, it was convenient to empty several buckets of dregs, and then weighed again, and it was five catties lighter.So rejoice. Its thirty-two, I can gradually drink good red wine and bad red wine, but I don't know how to describe it.For a while, I found that good red wine, especially the good red wine of the old world, has the smell of underwear that has been worn for a few days, so I have the ultimate simple description method.So rejoice. Thirty-three, long-term drinking, physical examination B-ultrasound suspected of liver cancer, re-examination two weeks later with dynamic contrast-enhanced MRI, no, no, it is the portal vein, and the small restaurant drank a lot of wine to congratulate.So, rejoice. Its thirty-four, if you hear the Tao in the morning, you can die in the evening.Waking up from a dream overnight, the mountain is as small as a palm, the moon is as big as a window, and the heart leaks like the bottom of a bucket falling off.So rejoice. Its thirty-five, said in the morning, can die in the evening.After finishing the trilogy of the growth of all things, "Hundred Poems of the Tang Dynasty" was compiled and printed. It is not a common book. It was not in the Chinese language before. Where is the later one?The Great Dan has been completed, the manpower has been exhausted, and the mission has been fulfilled. I will not worry about life and death after that.So rejoice. Thirty-sixth, write the thousand-character essay you want to write, and finish writing in an hour.So rejoice. Thirty-six joys, join in the fun, and others. Goodbye Feng Tang