Chapter 9 Nine, big bag

My briefcase: hello. I suddenly realized that it was you who stayed with me the longest.Although Tumi's bag is said to be immortal, your handle has been taken out of the bag by me, and three calluses have been worn out by you on the palm of my right finger.I have mixed feelings for a long time, so I want to write a letter to you, reviewing how you and I kill each other. Admit it first, you're rich with lots of compartments and pockets.For your model, the advertising slogan at the time was: everything has a place to be placed.It seems that after everything is settled and people's desire for control is satisfied, they can be calm and relaxed, heaven and earth.

You have two pockets on the left on the front.The lower pocket is smaller, and holds a first-generation Apple mobile phone and a China Mobile SIM card.I have a few small delusions, one of which is to stop using my mobile phone, meet someone when I have a chance, and miss it if I don’t.For a while, the phone calls were too long, and the phone was stuck to the left side of the skin for too long. When I washed my face in the morning, the skin on the left side seemed darker and thicker than the one on the right.Once, I was on the phone for three hours, during which I went to the toilet and drank a bottle of water. The battery was drained, and I was in a trance. My nose seemed to smell the smell of roasted human flesh from the left side of my face.The top pocket is big, it can hold a BlackBerry Bold and insert a Hong Kong 3 SIM card.BlackBerry's ad is cunning: So you have more time for life (so you have more time to enjoy real life).More than ten years ago, some people said that the invention of the computer would greatly reduce the need for printing, and some people said that the invention of the washing machine would greatly reduce the time for housewives to do laundry.

Two pockets on your front right.The lower pocket is smaller and contains a key case.The society has progressed, but it is getting farther and farther away if you don't pick up lost things on the road and don't close your house at night.In the key bag, the community card, door key, door key of the residence in Hong Kong, the door card, door key, and drawer key of the office in Hong Kong; the community card, door key of the Shenzhen residence, the door card, door key, and drawer key of the Shenzhen office; the community of the Beijing residence Card, door key, door card, door key, drawer key for Beijing office.The upper pocket is larger and contains a wallet.The money has not increased, but the wallet has become thicker and thicker, CCB RMB card, China Merchants RMB credit card, HSBC Hong Kong dollar card, HSBC credit card, American Express card.Another of my few little delusions is to stop using my wallet and go to the street to read a poem or tell someone's fortune in exchange for a meal.Whenever the bills of these cards come in, full of junk information, I start to lament that life is too much, mother, life is boring.There are travel documents and frequent flyer cards of Air China and Cathay Pacific in this pocket. Five copies of travel documents have been used, as if half of the cigarettes in life have been smoked.In less than ten years, Air China has already flown nearly one million kilometers. Air China stipulates that a living person who flies one million kilometers is a lifetime platinum card. It is estimated that when they set this rule, they believed that not many people would survive. Realized, they probably didn't expect that with the rise of great powers, there are many more perverted people than imagined.There is also a pair of sunglasses in this pocket, similar to Puyi's gold-rimmed sunglasses, crystal lenses, antiques from the late Qing Dynasty, it is cool to wear on the eyes.Another of my few little delusions is to be famous all over the world. If I don't wear sunglasses, I will be recognized on the street.Later, I found that this delusion is like other delusions. It is very tempting to listen to it first, but it is unreasonable and basically unreliable when you think about it a little bit.Historically, this kind of delusion often formed the basis of fooling the people, and was repeatedly used by religions and political parties. For example, during the Long March, when conscription was used, a slogan was "Do you want to share the landlord's food for free? Do you want to sleep in the bed of the landlord's concubine? Then Carry the gun with us!"

In the middle of you is an open interlayer, which usually contains a book and a newspaper.The books are basically in the style of quotations, such as "Zeng Wenzheng Gong's Jiayanlu", or "Five Lanterns Meeting Yuan". On the road, I read a few minutes every few minutes and received a few text messages from ancient discerning people.Newspapers are basically free in the airport lounge, and I will chew whatever the market feeds me. Behind the open mezzanine is a relatively large space, where all the sundries of life on the road are stored.Take out the power supply of the computer and put it alone, and there are sundries in the power supply bag: Kiehl's lipstick, just wipe off the chapped lips during the day. U-disk, CCB U-Key, HSBC online banking security device, Mentholatum eye drops, if the eyes are really dry, drop them.Donkey-hide gelatin peach blossom girl, chocolate bars, no place to eat, just gnaw when you are really hungry.One or two small bags of Tieguanyin, one or two small bags of Dahongpao, and a purple sand low stone pot, rely on it every day to wake up.One or two small bags of Sanjiu Gehua traditional Chinese medicine formula granules, two grams per bag, is equivalent to ten grams of decoction pieces. After drinking too much, it is really uncomfortable. Drinking it can make the headache less painful.A Ricoh GRD camera with a fixed focus aperture of 2.8, which can also be used as a voice recorder.A China Mobile TD-CDMA data card, a Unicom WCDMA data card, a Vodafone WCDMA data card, go to many places, there is the Internet.A cashmere scarf, tied around the neck on the plane, to protect the Fengchi points on both sides, so as to reduce the chance of catching a cold.A piece of Qinan rosary beads, one hundred and eight, felt that his face was hideous and his heart and lungs were tossing, so he took it out, counted the beads, and smelled the fragrance.

Your back layer is the computer layer, and you put a ThinkPad X301. You spend more time touching it than touching other people or things every day. Therefore, the first requirement for choosing a computer is that the keyboard is of good quality, flexible, and wear-resistant.I also put a paper notebook and two pens. There are too many thoughts in my head, and if I can’t write them down, they will disappear. After I write them down, they will always be there. Your very back is also an open mezzanine.There are two or three wet paper towels in it, and after shaking hands too much, wipe them off.And two vomit bags.It is a good thing to be able to vomit after drinking too much, and it will not hurt the liver if you wake up quickly.Some comrades around have a high level of vomiting, can separate the wet from the dry, can spit out the wet wine, and leave the dry food.I can not.Once I vomited violently, the facet joint of my left jaw was twisted, and I couldn't open my mouth for a week.These two vomiting bags were all used at one time.When I drank too much, I asked the driver to pull over. Before I opened the car door, I vomited a bag full. After I opened the door, I vomited another bag. Then I held a bag in my left hand and a bag in my right hand. As if carrying a leftover bento, smiling, swaying towards the trash can on the side of the road.

Not one by one. Goodbye Feng Tang