My only nephew: Your mother is my only sister, and you are your mother's only son, so you are my only nephew. The last time I talked to your mom on the phone, she said you've changed a lot.Even though you have been alone in your room with the door closed for a long time, the law of heaven has begun to work. Now you are not just playing online games, you are starting to call the little girls you know. I remember your frenzy for playing online games.From the age of six, when you usually go to school, you will not get up unless your mother calls you three times and enters your room with a kitchen knife.But on Saturday and Sunday, after five o'clock, you get up before the rooster crows.You cover the door with a quilt, so that the light cannot leak out, and your mother will not find out that you are playing online games.But I know.When I go to America to visit your mother, I usually sleep in the room next to yours.You drink water while playing games, and if you can’t hold it anymore, you run to the bathroom.You run, you run back, it's so fast, you pee, it's so violent, within three years, you peed twice on the toilet.When you eat while playing games, your favorite is pizza. You come running, you run back, with a piece in your mouth and a piece in your hand.You rarely talk to me. Last time you and your mother went to the airport to pick me up, you actually said three Chinese sentences to me in a row: "Hello, brother-in-law." "Tomorrow is my birthday." "Buy me a Wii."

Your mom said you might be a hidden video game genius, I said maybe it's just an obsession.Your mother asked me, will you be able to support yourself with video games in the future?I said it was difficult.Being a game operator is too detrimental.To do game development, you need a math genius.Of the three math geniuses I know, one is doing derivative product risk modeling at Goldman Sachs, and the other two are developing Warcraft.You made eight mistakes in twenty arithmetic problems, and your mother said that you are not motivated, so you warned your mother not to be too greedy.To be a professional game player requires physical deformities.If you want to earn money from competitions and earn a decent living, you need to have six fingers on both your left and right hands when typing on the keyboard.

I have a friend who makes a documentary, he is darker and more handsome than me, his name is Chen Xiaoqing.He has a son who is as old as you, whiter and handsomer than him, and he often looks at his son full of flattery.His son came to my house with his father recently. He was not interested in the world we talked about, entering the WTO, going out of the fortress, art, the people, etc. He drank a small cup of Heifang, his eyes sparkled, and he wanted more.His father insisted that he would not give it anymore, so I took out my iPhone and found a game for him to pass the boredom.The game is called "Shake Me", and it's very simple. If you shake it vigorously, the girl's clothes will be reduced one by one.Taking advantage of Black Fang's energy, his eyes shined, and he shook it for half the night. When he came home, the right arm that shook the phone was thicker than the left arm.Later, Chen Xiaoqing said that Haier's mother put me on the blacklist of not being able to communicate with her. She found that after returning from my place, the most searched records on Haier's Baidu were: beautiful women, nude.

This time your mother said that you started to put down the game and started calling girls, which proves that you are not a game genius, a genius will not let go, and it also proves that the law of heaven has worked on you, just like it made Xiao Chen search for the nudes of beautiful women . I know, at this time, around the little girl, you have a hundred thousand reasons.Why does the girl smile brighter than the sun?Why does hair look better than orchids after washing?You don't like to eat fat but why do you always think about the breasts wrapped in girls' shirts?Why do you see some girls at a glance among thousands of people?Why do you want to take another look after seeing it?Why do I always think of it when I can't see it?Why do you raise your voice when she appears?Why do you never play basketball, and you follow her when she goes?Etc., etc.

I just explain (not answer) a question for you: what is the girl used for? Simply put, a girl is an entrance.The world is an upside-down tree, with multiple branched entrances below and the same root above.The girl is as much an entrance as the sound of the stream, the moonlight, the drugs, the smell of the toilet, and so on.If you go in, it is possible to go to the root. To be more complicated, girls can be used in roughly five ways. Girls can be friends.You may slowly find that some girls are better at listening than boys, and they are more able to pull out the twisted things in your mind.The girl's physical structure is different from the two of us. We said, "Let me think about it", and the girl said, "I can't figure it out, I just know it."In ancient times (before the Xia and Shang Dynasties), there was no desk calendar, no clock, no computer, and no strategic management. The tribe only found a literary young woman who was thirteen and not relying on melancholy eyes. She stopped growing corn and sewing animal skins. Waiting, drinking, self-mutilation, smoking marijuana, her menstrual cycle is defined as one month, she said, and the men of the tribe rushed out to fight.

Girls can be teachers.You may gradually find that girls who are similar to you know more than you, especially those related to the world, especially girls who are older than you.Get a girl to be your teacher, and you learn naturally.Forced to study at a young age, often with poor results.My dad, that is, your grandfather, forced me to follow an English course called "Follow Me" to learn English. In the next two years, when I heard English, I cursed in my heart, Follow your mother, F your mother.But this kind of natural learning has a potential disadvantage. If you get used to it, you may lose the ability to pick up girls, and basically don't know how to talk to other girls.Your girl taught you a lot about life, but not how to unbutton other girls.

Girls can be lovers.In this regard, they are often different from what we think.Every girl longs for love, even though every girl doesn't know what love is.Every girl feels unique, even though every girl has basically the same DNA profile.What's even more frightening is that every girl hopes that love will last forever, and it will fall on a large area like straw mats and quilts, and the stars will turn into galaxies.Girls have killed more creatures, including themselves, in the name of love than they have saved in the name of love.The next time Chen Xiaoqing brings Xiao Chen to play again, I will give him Black Fang to play pornographic games, but I told him to remember Baidu's "Love, Loyalty" when he goes back, and when his mother finds out, she will remove me from the blacklist Take it down.

Girls can be sex partners.Sexual intercourse, like eating and sleeping, is a normal human need, and like eating and sleeping, it can give you a lot of pleasure.When I was fifteen, a bad boy in my class told me that there are two happiest things in life, one is drinking a big glass of cold beer under a tree in summer, and the other is hugging a girl under the blanket when autumn starts to be cold, Extensive skin contact, prolonged rubbing.I could only understand one of them at the time, the beer one.It took me a long time to understand that girls are usually better than both left and right hands.For many years, human beings have endowed sexual intercourse with too many connotations, extensions and taboos.So if you want to use the girl in this way, your small universe must be very strong, and the girl's small universe must also be very strong.Usually these two things rarely happen together.

Girls can be family.Normally, your mom and dad will die before you, and your grandma and grandpa will die before your mom and dad.If you take a girl younger than you and grow old with her, she may die after you.Don't think this is easy.It is the greatest miracle in the world that a man and a woman, two normal people, can stay together peacefully for a long time.Sometimes you wonder why your grandma wanted to chop your grandpa to death because of a trivial matter. It was because that trivial matter aroused the thousand years of hatred accumulated by your grandma during the long time with your grandpa.

As for the other questions among the 100,000 whys, you can find explanations by reading the book yourself.Recommendations, Goodbye, Columbus, and Give Me a Girl at Eighteen.Don't look, there are too many world affairs.Don't look at "Meat Futon", the girl's carcass is not so much medicinal and not so poisonous.Don't look, the world view and women's view are too sick. Remember to practice Chinese more.Chinese is the most beautiful language in the world and one of the most beautiful things created by human beings. I will tell you about these in the future.The last time you called, your mother said that you wrote your nephew as a nephew, and you said that you are my only nephew, so your mother was very upset.

Don't say anything else. Feng Tang