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Chapter 18 high play

take your time baby 龙应台 1483Words 2018-03-18
An'an and Freddy were locked in the room for a long time.After too long, my mother felt something was wrong.Knock knock. "Wait a minute, wait a minute." The rustling inside was clearly flustered. When the door finally opened, An'an was still pulling on her trouser belt with one hand, and Freddy had put on his trousers at all. Mom looked at the embarrassment of the two people and was very curious: "What are you doing?" "It's nothing!" An An said while fastening his belt, "We just..." "?" "We're just," Ann settles down, as if wondering if Mom is someone to tell the truth, "we're just studying our urgency."

"Oh——" Mom laughed, but she didn't dare to laugh, and asked a little cautiously: "How about the research results?" Seeing that her mother was interested, An An became excited and grabbed Friddy, "Mom, do you know? My breasts are different from others, Freddy, take off your pants. My breasts are fat and round. Round ones, other people's ones are thin and pointed at the front, come on, Freddie, let my mother see how you squeeze—" The two little boys pulled down their pants in a hurry, even if their mother didn't look at them.At first glance, An'an's is really tight, fat and round, while Friddy's is pointed and thin.

"Did you know? Mom, I have a peeing competition with my classmates. Their pee is all in one line and shoots long. Mine is like the one in the bath—?" "Lotus pod?" "Yes, like a lotus pod, my urine spreads." "That's because you squeezed the knife in a hurry, remember?" The mother bent down to help the child put on the pants. "I know, the hole was too small before, so the doctor opened it up, and now it's like a shower pod. Do you understand, Freddy?" Mom went downstairs.Seven-year-old Ann checked her and Freddy's hustle, as if she hadn't seen him study Freddy's sister yet.Xiaobaicai is four years old this year and is the girlfriend of three and a half year old Feifei.Feifei is very observant.A few days ago, when he was taking a bath with Xiaobaicai, he had already made a serious statement:

"Mom, Xiaobaicai is not in a hurry." Mom was sitting on the toilet lid and reading; she always sat on the toilet lid and read when the kids were in the tub. "Mom is not in a hurry." Feifei said again, and then translated to the cabbage in the bathtub: "Patricia, meine Mami hat auch Kein Penis." Xiaobaicai, whose face was full of foam, nodded, as if accepting criticism. Mom wants to take off and fly to Taiwan's little cousin Dudu.Dudu, who was only a few days away from Feifei, saw Feifei's urgency in the bathtub, crawled out of the bathtub wetly, and ran to his mother, unable to speak clearly, "Mom, Feifei and Dudu The same size, why has his squeeze grown out and mine hasn't?"

Feifei's understanding of physiology comes entirely from the bathtub.He was soaking in water with his mother, when he was younger, he suddenly stared at his mother's left breast, "Mom, what is this?" Mom said: "This is called 'Grandma'." Feifei laughed loudly, reached out to touch his mother's right breast, and said, "Then this one is called 'Grandpa'!" Mom was standing there in a daze, Feifei had lowered his head to explore himself, and said to himself: "Feifei also has grandma and grandpa, um, they are relatively small."

This world often surprises two-year-old Feifei.For example, one day, he saw his mother take off a tampon before taking a shower. "Mom," he walked over on fat legs, looking more carefully, "Mom, do you use diapers too?" "Hahahaha—" An An who was wearing clothes on the side laughed loudly, "Di Di, that's not a diaper, that's menstruation! Look at the blood on it—" "There's blood—" Feifei's voice was full of awe, softly, "Mom, are you bleeding?" "There is no Didi, blood doesn't hurt!" Ge Ge, an authority on physiology, explained patiently: "Mom has eggs in her stomach, and eggs are eggs—"

"It's eggs—" "The egg comes out, it's blood—" "It's blood—" "Once a month—" "once---" "Mom!" An'an suddenly remembered something, and said through the sound of sizzling water, "Do men have eggs?" "No—" Mom yelled back under the squeaking lotus, "A man has sperm, haven't you read the book? When the sperm touches the egg, it becomes you and Didi—" "But I have eggs!" "I can't hear what you said!" "I mean Mom," An'an approached the frosted glass of the shower, and shouted, "I also have eggs, two, under the crowded one."

"Oh!" Turn off the water and open the door, "Give me the towel, Ann." "Feifei, Feifei!" The little one rushed. "That's the testicle, Ann." "High play?" An An thought for a while, picked up her slippers and walked out, saying as she walked, "High play, high play, high play..."
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