Chapter 180 180. Long Yingtai "misused Chinese"

■Long Yingtai's Chinese is not bad. □Speak relatively.Generally speaking, Long Yingtai's Chinese is worse than ordinary "KMT literati", even much better. Of course, it is not as good as the traitor Zhang Ailing and her menstrual pads, but it is still worthy of recognition.Long Yingtai's writing problem is like asthma, sometimes there is no beginning and no end, which is most obvious in her book.There is another fatal problem, that is, "lack of common sense" and "misuse of Chinese". Back to Taiwan from Europe.Visit an elder first.He looked quite tired, and when asked why, the elders talked about the troubles of "enlarged prostate".After saying goodbye, I hurried to the appointment with my friend Yin Yunpeng.When they arrived, Yunpeng Yanran was already present.Seeing that I was in a hurry, Yunpeng asked with concern: "Why do you look a little tired?"

I really don’t know how to answer—I think it’s very good, but since she looks "tired", then—I said to her without thinking, "Maybe the prostate is hypertrophy."... She was waiting to see me explain my "joke".After waiting for a long time, I realized that I was not joking.So she leaned her body forward, with that embarrassing expression, as if she was telling a man that his crotch zipper was not closed, and she whispered: "Yingtai, um...women don't have prostates."... I feel ashamed of my ignorance, and I can't hold my head up—how ​​this story will spread in the literary world of Taipei, until one day, I met my good friend J, who is a well-known writer with a huge fan base Also a painter. After hearing the story of people laughing at me, J patted me on the shoulder very loyally and said, "It doesn't matter. I didn't know until recently that the prostate doesn't grow in the neck." J, but a majestic big man man.

Lung Ying-tai's "lack of common sense" is not serious, because naturally there are male animals with "lack of common sense" who "grow in the neck" to accompany her and share her; however, the "misuse of Chinese" makes us unbearable.She said that Yin Yunpeng "is already here with Yanran", oh my god, can the Chinese word "Yanran" be used like this?Moreover, it is so immortal that it is used on Yin Yunpeng's body, head or face. Why is Chinese wrong? "Yan Ran" He Gu?The ancients used "a sweet smile", from Song Yu to Su Dongpo, they all refer to famous flowers, but who is the honor of the old lady Yin? In the "Yun Peng Yan Ran" incident, it is obvious that Long Yingtai not only "wrongly used Chinese", but also "lack of common sense" at the same time.It is common sense that Yin Yunpeng has nothing to do with "Yan Ran" all his life.Long Yingtai said:

On the same day, in the cafe on Zhongshan North Road, when my macchiato coffee was being delivered in a white porcelain cup, Yin Yunpeng, the publisher of Taiwan's "World Magazine", decided to start "Health Magazine".Her reason was that if a person like Long Yingtai had such poor medical knowledge, then obviously many people needed to be saved by her. In my opinion, Yun Peng of Long Yingtai should "save" herself.What about "Health Magazine"?Let's run a "Special Issue on Plastic Surgery" first.