Chapter 69 69. Long Yingtai is "Cultural Aunt Susan"

■From the irony of Confucius' entry into the imperial temple to your irony of "China's Wisdom Party", all of them are witty and humorous.Ordinary people lack this kind of humor, and ordinary intellectuals who think they are extraordinary can hardly go anywhere.What about Long Yingtai?Does Long Yingtai have such a sense of humor? □Long Yingtai is fluent in writing, but lacks a sense of humor. ■Is there? □Not at all. ■The whole book "Great Rivers and Seas" lacks humor and also lacks humor in solving problems. This is very boring. We should not lose our sense of humor when dealing with problems.Even if you come up with an idea that borders on the ridiculous, it's better than nothing.For example, people complain that there are too few countries with diplomatic relations. Do you have any advice to "break through the diplomatic dilemma"?

□In 1987, my friend Shi Zhijian proposed in my publication: "Taiwan's independence into Taidong, Taixi, Taipei, Taizhong, Tainan, Penghu... imitating the way Russia joins the republic , respectively strive to establish diplomatic relations with the country, establish diplomatic relations with each other (at least five more diplomatic relations can be added), and join the United Nations. Taiwan forms the Republic of China "confederation" or "national association". , which looks extremely interesting.Now there are only 23 countries in the world that recognize Taiwan. If this proposal is successful, "at least five more countries with diplomatic relations will be added."For planning details, I suggest that we can imitate animals in a big way.The "mutual establishment of diplomatic relations" between Taitung, Taixi, Taipei, Taizhong, Tainan, Penghu... reminded me of earthworms first.Each earthworm is hermaphrodite and hermaphrodite. It can use the fifteenth segment of its body to ejaculate semen, and then use the ninth and tenth segments to fertilize. This is why the southern country of Taiwan sent an ambassador, and the ambassador of the Taipei country accepted the "mutual establishment of diplomatic relations" as well. .Then I thought, earthworms are not enough to see, and they seem to be inferior to snails.The snail is also hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite. Its genital organ has a sac filled with arrows of love, which it shoots indiscriminately when it is in heat.When two snails mate, they fire at each other.The ambassador of the southern country of Judea is pressing on the ambassador of the Taipei country, "establishing diplomatic relations with each other".I think about it again, and the snails are not enough to see, it seems not as good as the European flat oyster (Ostrea edulis).European flat oysters are not hermaphrodites or hermaphrodites at the same time, but each one plays the role of both sexes, playing the role of male first and then female.Use its sex organs to make regular sex changes.In the colder waters of Great Britain, every few years is a cycle of change; in the warmer Mediterranean waters, a cycle of change is every season; in the warmer waters of Taiwan, it should be a cycle of change every month, so the Ambassador of Tainan He and the ambassador of Taipei can become heroes every other month and "establish diplomatic relations with each other".I also thought about it, the European flat oyster is not enough to look at, it seems not as good as sea hare.Sea slugs are specialists in group sex because they cannot fertilize each other by mating one-on-one.During group mating, the first sea hare is undercover, the second one climbs on top of the first one, and the third one climbs on top of the second one. After such an arhat-style dispute, a group sex can be stacked into twelve sea hares. There are only so many small independent countries in Taiwan that they can "establish diplomatic relations with each other." Of course, the ambassador of Taipei is still at the bottom, and he is always under the pressure of other ambassadors.

■ Haha!It sounds extremely humorous, but the animals are a little too hard.Do you know if there is a way to reduce the scene of group sex?You can directly join the Union Park. □There is one too.When I was in the Legislative Yuan, the KMT diplomat Xie Wenzheng was diagonally across from the office. He was born as a secretary of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. He was funny and friendly, and he smiled when he met him.Once, he issued a letter at the academy meeting and said: "I am just joking, and the dean can listen to it. I think we are rich. The dean only needs to buy a small island in the South Pacific, with 20,000 or 30,000 people. You can declare independence and call it the country of Taiwan, then apply for membership in the United Nations, and then merge the Republic of China with the country of Taiwan, so that the country of Taiwan is legally in the United Nations, which is the easiest way to join the United Nations.” Xie Wenzheng These words really make sense.The problem is that among the 23 so-called diplomatic relations, there are six in the South Pacific region. The global warming will destroy the world. People are hot and people are in deep water. Which fucking island should I buy?Ha ha!Long Yingtai lacks a sense of humor. She will never be able to make so many earthworms, oysters, sea hares, and Xie Wenzheng. Long Yingtai's knowledge is too thin.