Chapter 67 Sixty-seven, a blow to the head, a big shout

■Your answer is a "wake-up call". "Shock and drink", do you agree? □The way Zen monks teach their disciples is to take a blow to the head or to shout loudly. The former Deshan and the latter Linji both straight to the point with thick lines. Wield the stick, although Confucius sometimes used rough tricks, "knocking his shin with the stick", it was because he got angry, scolded Yuan Rang for his rudeness, and opened his thighs to wait for my master to arrive. ■ When someone asks you a question, do you like the way of chatting in different ways? □That depends on whether the person asking the question is an idiot or not.It's good to be far and wide, but if the object is a fool, it's not far and wide, but dark and dark.

■How do you deal with idiots? □Who is going to confront him?Instead, he turned his back on him and ran away quickly. ■In the face of a fool, you don't choose to educate him, but choose to escape? □That's right, let's escape first. ■What if you can't escape?For example, when we eat together. □ You can also urinate while eating, Liu Bang is the one who "pissed away" in "Hongmen Banquet".What's more, people always have a little choice, why should they have dinner with idiots? ■ There are beauties in the dinner, don't you choose to have dinner with the beauties?Although there are fools next to beautiful women, you are faced with a painful choice.Could it be that your pain is the urgency to urinate, but you don't want to "urinate"?

□You can ask beautiful women to pee together. ■You have lived in Taiwan, China for 61 years, and you must have met a lot of idiots. Can you escape quickly? □Of course there are technical difficulties.I admit that for sixty-one years, I have had to spend too much time dealing with idiots and dealing with idiots big and small.In the fifty-eighth year (2007), I satirically organized a "China Wisdom Party". Strictly speaking, the only party member was my son Li Kan.