Goethe had his conversation partner, Kant had his conversation partner, but the wicked Li Ao did not. Generally speaking, Li Ao always talked alone, from year after year alone in the cell, to year after year Year after year alone in the study, and year after year alone in the cold room of the "One People Turn" TV show, he didn't talk, and some only talked to himself. Churchill's servant overheard his master talking to himself in the bathroom, and revealed: Churchill talking to himself in the bath is one of the most terrifying sounds of human beings, because half comes from the throat and half from the nostrils.Li Ao took care of everything by himself and had no servants, so he couldn't eavesdrop on his throat or nostrils. What happened?Churchill is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. He has finished talking to himself. There are too many conversations waiting for him outside, so he doesn't have to worry about not having a partner, but what about Li Ao?He looked in the mirror in the bathroom, walked out of the bathroom, and another mirror was waiting for him.

What a pity!The lonely Li Ao has lost too many voices.Not only lost talking to oneself, lost talking to oneself, lost thinking aloud, lost "laughing in alleys, enjoying four seats together", but also lost the meaning of inventing the tape recorder.During the White Terror period, bugs were secretly installed in the home, but the intelligence and governance unit finally checked and accepted, and nothing was recorded, only bed calls and breathing. What a pity!It is necessary to record the sounds other than Li Ao's screaming and panting. But Li Ao became more and more awkward as he got older. He devoted himself to writing "big books", writing "big books" of this kind, and writing "big books" one after another. He worked sixteen hours a day and took the world as his object. "Viagra World" ("Viagra World"), there's no time for nonsense outside the world.

However, even though Li Ao works all day, there will be gaps, Even Homer sometimes nods.Therefore, it is also very interesting to catch Li Ao's "Homer's moment" and catch some bits and pieces under his yawn.Du Fu once worked as an official of "recovering relics". "Recovering relics" means catching the emperor's bits and pieces.Now, starting from this book, it is the unique skill of "Du Shiyi".In addition to Li Ao's "big book", let the world get a glimpse of Li Ao's various faces. It turns out that the emperor does not wear new clothes at all, and the emperor knows that the new clothes are naked. ——The emperor is such a dick.