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Chapter 94 Chapter 94 The Practical Value of "Deafness"

The word "deaf" did not appear out of thin air, it is the summary and practice of countless blood and tears of people in the officialdom. In the Ming Dynasty, there was a man named Han Yong. When he was inspecting Jiangxi, someone suddenly reported that King Ning’s younger brother had arrived. Han Yong immediately ordered people to say: "I am ill, and I will come out to see you later." customers.” In private, he had ordered someone to report to the local officials immediately, telling them that King Ning’s younger brother had come to him, and asked someone to move out a small table first, and then he pretended to be depressed Look, come out to meet guests.

When King Ning's younger brother saw Han Yong, he hurriedly said, "I'm here to report to the court. Don't you know that my brother, King Ning, is going to rebel." Han Yong turned his face and turned his ear to King Ning. The younger brother of Han Yong said loudly, "What did you say? I'm deaf and I can't hear clearly..." King Ning's younger brother raised his voice, but Han Yong still said that he couldn't hear. Write down the report on paper. Then, Han Yong reported to the court that King Ning's younger brother had reported his elder brother's rebellion.The imperial court was shocked and sent people down to investigate, but at this time Brother Ning had reconciled. The reason why the younger brother reported his brother's rebellion was because the brothers were at odds. Now that the brothers are reconciled, of course they will no longer admit the previous things.So King Ning's younger brother testified: "It's Han Yong who is talking nonsense. How could I report my brother? How could my brother rebel? This is all Han Yong's rumor, and you must not let him go."

So Han Yong was put in shackles and chained, and escorted to the court. When he arrived at the place, Han Yong took out the handwriting of King Ning's brother and said, "Look for yourself, is this me talking nonsense, or are they two brothers torturing me?" After reading it, he understood what was going on, and released Han Yong. What Han Yong is facing is the biggest risk in the officialdom. The powerful people have a quarrel today, but tomorrow they will hug their necks and waists again, like a family.If you take it seriously, it will be miserable.Fortunately, Han Yong was well aware of human nature, and he knew that people were the most unreliable thing, and everything was based on written evidence, so he saved himself.

But then again, is King Ning really going to rebel? In fact, it was not this King Ning who wanted to rebel, but his descendant, a young King Ning named Zhu Chenhao.It was already the era of Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty. At that time, King Ning saw that Emperor Wuzong was foolish and thoughtless, so he thought about replacing him. So he opened up virtuous paths and recruited heroes from all over the world, whether they were scholars of literature or those who practiced martial arts. Invite them all to their homes and treat them with good tea and meals, thinking that they will help in their rebellion.

At this time, it was the era when the romantic and talented Tang Bohu was famous all over the world. It is said that Tang Yin was famous all over the world for his excellent calligraphy and painting skills, his excellent poetry, and his romantic style.So Ning Wang warmly invited Tang Bohu to his house as a guest.Tang Bohu went happily, and when he got there, he found that something was wrong.In Prince Ning's mansion, the soldiers are mobilizing, and they are about to raise troops.At that time, Tang Bohu was terrified, knowing that he was involved in the rebel army. Once King Ning failed, Tang Bohu would definitely be the first one to pursue the "follower" by the court. Who made him so famous?

How to do it?run?I'm afraid he won't be able to run, there are many martial arts masters in Prince Ning's mansion who travel thousands of miles a day and run eight hundred at night, even if Tang Bohu has two more legs, he still can't run away from them.How about asking to go home?But since King Ning had tricked him here, and was still counting on Tang Bohu's name to summon Shilin, how could he let him go? This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what should I do?After much deliberation, Tang Bohu came up with the last solution: I might as well pretend to be crazy, so Tang Bohu went crazy.

Hearing that the great talent Tang Bohu went crazy, how could King Ning believe it?Just go and see for yourself.When I got to the place, I saw that Tang Bohu was naked, excited for everyone, and kept playing with his sensitive parts.King Ning saw the situation and thought that Tang Bohu was really crazy, why should I keep such a madman?Throw him out quickly. So Tang Bohu finally got away, he ran home and hid immediately.Soon, King Ning really raised his army, but just after reaching Nanchang, he was easily wiped out by the great Confucian Wang Yangming on his own, mobilizing soldiers and people.Afterwards, after tracking down the thieves, it was discovered that Tang Bohu had escaped by reason of madness. Everyone had to admire the extraordinary wisdom of this great talent.

Madness is obviously a higher level of deafness.Others are crazy, so naturally they can't hear your chirping, what can you do?But Tang Bohu, a great talent, was forced to pretend to be crazy. It can be seen that the risk factor in this officialdom is too high. However, why did this King Ning rebel? This is because the Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty at that time was a famous bastard emperor. He took state affairs as a game, often led his relatives out of the palace to play, and even fought with street ruffians, full of childishness.When he heard that King Ning rebelled, instead of being angry or angry, he was overjoyed, and even brought a group of eunuchs and maids to suppress him, making war a joke.He had just walked on the road when he suddenly heard that King Ning had been pacified by the great Confucian Wang Yangming. At that time, he became very angry and sent a group of eunuchs to Nanchang City to make sure Wang Yangming release King Ning. Everyone should have a good time.

So, a group of young eunuchs rushed into Nanchang City, instigated soldiers to loot everywhere, and kept swearing at their mothers and ancestors by mentioning Wang Yangming's name.As for Wang Yangming, he could only pretend not to hear.Anyway, he admitted how others scolded him, but if he wanted to release King Ning and let King Ning gather his troops to fight again, he would never do the thing of letting the tiger go back to the mountain. Seeing that Wang Yangming refused to release King Ning, the eunuchs were furious, and rushed into the government office, pointing at the tip of Wang Yangming's nose and yelling. The box was opened, and it was full of letters from the eunuchs and Prince Ning's secret communication.Now the eunuchs were frightened, but Wang Yangming did not embarrass them, but destroyed the letter in front of them.The eunuchs breathed a sigh of relief, and went back to persuade Emperor Wuzong to praise Wang Yangming for his virtue.In the end, the two sides reached an understanding, and Wang Yangming took King Ning to Nanjing, released the cage, and fought with Ming Wuzong with his bare hands. The fun ended when Ming Wuzong bravely captured King Ning.

Officialdom is such a joy, but first of all, you can have enough wisdom to deal with this ridiculous situation.
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