Chapter 60 Chapter fifty-nine

The master has a taboo, that is, others can't say that he is fat, and it develops into a situation where he gets angry when he hears words like fat, round, and fat. The master said that he was very thin when he was a child, with delicate features and a melon-like face. He never smiled or talked, and when he smiled, he had two dimples.Later, due to the hardships of traveling and eating irregularly, I got a little bit blessed. Seeing other people expressing doubts, Jin Zi immediately said: "Master, in fact, you are still a melon-faced face." The master smiled, and just wanted to praise Jin Zi for being sensible, but unexpectedly Jin Zi added to the snake: "It is sunflower seeds that have become pumpkin seeds." The master smiled and told Jin Zi to work at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, asking him to review "Eight Fan Screens" 8 times.

Only by learning lessons can we make progress. I always keep in mind not to make taboos.If you see that the master is making new coats, you can say that the quality of the last batch of coats is really bad, and they have shrunk even after being washed a hundred times; , came back to sweat with the master, and scolded the Americans for not signing the "Greenhouse Effect Agreement"; Put the driver's seat back.But Jiu Mi Yishu was still caught by the master.That QQ master came back from Changping. On the way, the master saw an advertisement of Sister Furong and asked me who it was. I replied: "Sister Furong, Brother Baima's midnight lover. Look at her, she is fat and can dance pole dancing. What!" After I finished speaking, I regretted it, but fortunately, the master didn't care too much.Driving forward again, the master saw the green lawn on the side of the road, and said that the car exhaust gas on this road is too heavy, and it is difficult for the grass to grow well. He is really strong like him, and he is not afraid of matchmaking (the media's harmful atmosphere).I replied: "That's regular watering of nutrient solution, it's good fat." The master's face turned from sunny to cloudy, and I felt that the mountain and rain were about to come, and I thought I should drive to the ground before the master's attack!Unexpectedly, I got stuck on the Deshengmen Bridge. I muttered: "Who designed the broken bridge, like making a belt for the city gate building. It can't get off the highway, and it can't get on the second ring road. It's a big belly." Well!" The master angrily drove the door away, startled the passing traffic policeman, asked the master what he wanted, and got off the car on the main road.

The master said: "It's okay, I'm from the underworld, do you know where the 819 station is?" The traffic policeman: "You are fat and confused in the hot weather, and 819 does not pass through Anding Hospital." After speaking, he issued a ticket to the master and fined him 50 yuan. Later, the teacher copied 10 copies of the ticket and gave me 500 yuan. Yuan. The master has a dry throat these days and wants to go to Zhang Yuanyuan to buy some fat sea to soak in, but when he arrives at the counter, he refuses to say the word "fat". The salesperson thought it was a new variety of Pu-erh tea.

Once Dana invited the chef to eat "Pizza Hut". When he got there, the waiter recommended the newly launched "Zhuyuanyurun" pizza. Hearing the name, the chef felt awkward and said he didn't want to eat too much oil.I don’t want the waiter to be ungrateful, and continue to introduce, “This pizza is fat but not greasy. Don’t look at the fat slices of meat. This is a refined sausage without starch. There are also small round mushrooms that can absorb fat; You can see that this pie is too big, you two can pack it if you can’t eat it, it will be hot tomorrow morning, it’s just right for breakfast..." The master vowed never to eat pizza again.

When it was time to eat zongzi again, I watched too much, and always thought of this zongzi as the other in the ancient tomb in the mountains, and felt that even if I couldn't find the black donkey's hoof, I had to eat donkey meat over fire to be at ease.The master, because of high blood sugar, looked at the glutinous rice and red dates and couldn't eat it, so he ordered us to develop healthy rice dumplings to meet the occasion. As far as zongzi is concerned, reed leaves are a good thing, but there are too many counterfeit ones. They even use green-painted corn leaves to top the tank, or use lotus leaves from Beihai Park for insurance; glutinous rice is sweet and sticky, which is not conducive to digestion. It is better to use sorghum rice instead; if you eat too much red dates and get angry, use mung beans that can clear away heat and relieve heat; in order to increase the aroma, Li Shaobang cut some strawberries and lilies and mixed them in; the water for cooking zongzi is also very important, and it is used for sesame cakes You should use high soup to eat, and mountain spring water to cook for the master. In order to further increase the health index, put two bitter gourds, a catty of ebony plums in the soup, and cook with rice dumplings.

Deyun’s version of healthy rice dumplings came out of the pan, but Dana felt that they were too hot to swallow, so he put them in the freezer for another 20 minutes to freeze them quickly. It’s useless to eat hot pans, but cold water is also good.The master was in a daze holding the lotus leaf, sorghum rice, mung bean and fruit rice, and finally made up his mind to taste it, but it was sour, bitter and stuffy.This complex taste reminds the master of the life of eating pancakes with stinky tofu. I really miss those days of suffering together. I can walk from Fangzhuang to Daxing on an empty stomach, and I feel refreshed when I get home, with safflower oil on my legs No need to paint.What now?Without QQ, the master would have to rest a few times from Deyun Tea Garden to Zhang Yuanyuan. Drinking Red Bull would not help, but drinking half a bottle of safflower oil might help.